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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 9066 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 13 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2894 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually located on a giant pretzel floating in the sky. Don’t ask us how it got there, just come and experience the salty goodness for yourself.
If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Beer Barrel of Infinite Brewing, where you can fill up your stein with endless amounts of ale. Just be careful not to get too tipsy, or you might end up in a drunken dance-off with a zombie villager.
So what are you waiting for? Join our German-themed Minecraft SMP and immerse yourself in a world of wacky adventures and sauerkraut surprises. Prost!