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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 3217 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
Farms Harvested: | 813 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 87 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 54 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons: – We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. – Our PvP battles are not your average fights. We have players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s chaos, but oh so entertaining. – Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? Go for it! We encourage creativity, no matter how bizarre it may be. – Rumor has it that Seth MacFarlane himself occasionally logs on to play with us. He may or may not be wearing a trust fund band made of emeralds.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and nothing is too ridiculous. Who knows, you may even become best friends with a llama in a top hat!