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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 8602 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1028 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
so like, have you ever tried to fail on purpose but then you end up succeeding? like, what even is that? well, if you wanna experience that kind of mind-boggling confusion on the reg, then you gotta join this cray cray minecraft server!
we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. yep, you heard that right. DIAMOND EGGS.
our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of blowing stuff up. and don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re out here hosting fashion shows and beauty pageants.
if you wanna be part of the most wacky, wild, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, then come on over! just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. you’ll be sucked into a world of absolute madness and mayhem. but hey, at least you’ll never be bored again, right?
