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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 7565 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Void Gems Collected: | 37 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Buildings Constructed: | 11 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.