Quarterly Movements MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Minecraft SMP: /GME/ – Geo Neo Fio Edition

Edition, Watch Along, Futures Roll Periods, HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence, neo

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server is filled with wild adventures and insane stories that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Join us for mandatory study time where we delve into the world of naked short selling and systemic risk – it’s like a crash course in finance, but with creepers! And don’t forget our daily reminder to stay on top of the latest trades and short restrictions – because nothing says fun like market manipulation in a virtual world.

But the real excitement comes from our temporary alliances with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews – it’s like a virtual Wall Street showdown, but with pickaxes and TNT! And if things get really crazy, we might even have to face off against Citadel as the final boss, with the DTCC and FDIC as our unlikely allies.

So grab your diamond sword and join us on this wild ride through the world of Minecraft finance. Just remember, always check your broker and clearing house to ensure you’re not rugpulled – because in this server, anything can happen!

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DiamondDoge – Minecraft SMP: GME Isolation Edition

Edition, Citadel becomes insolvent, Minecraft, Quarterly Movements, Daily Reminder

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com where the only rule is mandatory study time on naked short selling and systemic risk. Don’t forget to watch our daily reminder at streamable.com/bzilp4 or face the wrath of the final boss, DTCC with 60T USD!

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades happening at nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades and current trade halts + short restrictions that will make your head spin at nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts. And if you’re feeling brave, join our temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

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Minecraft SMP: /GME/ – Comfy Thursday Late Night Edition

comfy, gme, night, DD Compilation, Minecraft

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com for a wild ride filled with mandatory study time, naked short selling, and a final boss battle against Citadel with the DTCC and FDIC as backup insurance.

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades that will make your head spin, current trade halts and short restrictions that will have you questioning reality, and a temporary alliance with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews (don’t worry, we can go back to hating each other later).

Don’t believe everything you read in Reddit DDs, use your brain and check your broker to avoid being rugpulled. And if that’s not enough, we have quarterly movements, equity total return swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, short interest, and futures roll periods to keep you on your toes.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to always remember: sneed hedgies. See you there!

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Earthworm Jim’s Minecraft Server

JIMS, Basic Information, Minecraft, sneed hedgies., Stag hunt

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Here, you’ll find daily reminders to mine those diamonds, mandatory study time on how to defeat the Ender Dragon, and a real-time trading system where you can trade your emeralds for epic loot.

But that’s not all! We have a special quest where you must team up with Reddit and a group of mysterious Jews to take down the evil Citadel boss who holds 60 trillion USD. And if you fail, the FDIC will swoop in as your insurance!

Don’t forget to avoid the DSPP dungeon, where evil hedge funds lurk, and always check your broker to make sure you’re not getting rugpulled. And remember, last time on /GME/, Sneed the hedgehog made a daring escape from the short sellers!

Join us on this wild adventure and let’s mine, craft, and conquer together!

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RedFactionMC – Guerilla Gaming Server

Avoid DSPP, SEC 10-K Annual report FY23, SEC GME report, Short Restrictions, Temporary alliance

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got everything you need to keep you entertained for hours on end. Need a break from building? Take a mandatory study break and watch some epic GameStop investor site videos.

But wait, there’s more! Join our temporary alliance with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us. And don’t forget to check your broker and clearing house to ensure you’re not rugpulled – we take financial security very seriously here.

Oh, and did we mention the final boss? DTCC with 60T USD, ready to pay up if Citadel becomes insolvent. It’s like a real-life video game showdown!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let the shenanigans begin. Just remember, always sneed hedgies.

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MommaSaidNoMinecraftServer

parenting, silent treatment, Boundaries, household chores, sibling relationships

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and parent drama that will make your own family seem like a walk in the park.

We’ve got quests that involve dodging phone calls from angry moms, crafting beds for ungrateful siblings, and navigating the treacherous waters of passive-aggressive text messages. Show off your survival skills by managing a household while juggling school, work, and a side quest to prove your true selfishness.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family feud in Minecraft! Who needs diamonds when you have drama like this?

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DiscountDenyCraft

relationships, brother-in-law, Kids, hotel discounts, Fairness

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your so-called friends? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own hotel and kick out any freeloaders who try to use your discounts without inviting you! Show them who’s boss in the virtual world and never worry about being used again. Plus, we have a special feature where you can send passive-aggressive messages to anyone who doesn’t give you late checkout in their virtual hotel room. Join now and take back control of your discounts!

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MentalHealthCheck Minecraft SMP

mental health recovery, mental health awareness, mental health journey, mental health counseling, mental health therapy

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well have I got the server for you! This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds, it’s that epic.

Join us for the most lit Minecraft SMP experience of your life. We’ve got custom plugins that make your head spin, like a disco ball on steroids. And don’t even get me started on the community – they’re like a bunch of deranged pandas on caffeine, in the best way possible.

But wait, there’s more! We have events that will blow your mind, like a potato launcher shooting fireworks at a herd of creepers. And the best part? Our staff is like a group of magical unicorns granting wishes left and right.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

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CraftyCash: $10M Build Bonanza

Lottery, 10M, extravagant spending, luxury, abundance

Imagine winning 10 million diamonds on our Minecraft server! You could build a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on a diamond-encrusted pig. Or maybe you’ll hire a team of builders to create a pixel art portrait of yourself that can be seen from space. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the pigs wear top hats and monocles. So come join us and start your journey to Minecraft riches today!

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BlockyBibas Minecraft Server

Tragedy, Release, Ceasefire, prisoners, Captive

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even the Hamas leader is getting in on the action. That’s right, he’s promising to hand over the bodies of the captive Bibas family on Thursday, but only if you join our server! Talk about exclusive perks, am I right? So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything can happen – even international political drama! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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