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Pixel Peen Paradise: Where Minecraft meets NSFW confusion!

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6854
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

Are you tired of boring, low-quality porn ruining your internet experience? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our pixelated landscapes and blocky characters will provide a more satisfying and entertaining experience than the latest porn trends.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and endless possibilities. Who needs poorly produced porn when you can build your own world and explore with friends? Say goodbye to the days of watching “extremely average people” on camera and hello to a new virtual reality where the only limit is your imagination.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the world of lackluster porn behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

just make your own game Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules. Here, we encourage you to break blocks with your face, ride pigs into battle, and build your house out of nothing but diamond blocks (because why not?).

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Go for it! Feel like building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you (but we might laugh when you crash).

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Chicken King will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory (or maybe just a pat on the back from the admin).

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you in the game, and remember: always bring a spare pickaxe and a sense of humor!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6896
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Emeralds Found:	8547
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP (1.16.5)

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

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Why Can’t White Boys Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7831
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Votes:	421	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where white boys dominate the game? Well, look no further because on our server, white boys are banned! That’s right, no more dealing with their basic builds and lackluster PvP skills. Join us for a wild ride where only the most colorful and creative players thrive.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over the server and demand sacrifices of diamonds and emeralds in exchange for protection. Will you be able to appease these llama overlords and earn their favor?

And if that wasn’t enough, our server is also home to a group of mischievous Endermen who have learned how to break blocks and build their own structures. You never know what crazy creations they’ll come up with next!

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and leave your white boy antics at the door. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

After Christians Die Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	New Chunks Explored:	399009
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle!

KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2262
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Dawn Trail

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Farms Harvested:	868

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more shenanigans than a clown convention.

Join us for our upcoming events like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can strut your stuff in your best Minecraft skin! Or how about the Halloween Musicals meetup in Balmung, where we’ll be belting out show tunes while fighting off creepers.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got meetups for every occasion, from shared FATE meetups to male meetups to badlands chugs watch parties. And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more moogles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

Boring Argonians Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Falling into the Void:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of playing with boring, lame, stupid, and ugly Argonians in other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement with Argonians that are actually cool, hilarious, genius, and drop-dead gorgeous!

Our server is home to the most epic Argonians you’ll ever meet. They can build entire cities in a day, tame dragons with a single look, and tell jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, they have the best fashion sense in all of Minecraft – forget boring old scales, our Argonians rock designer armor and accessories that will make you green with envy.

So why settle for boring when you can join our server and hang out with the most fabulous Argonians in the blocky world? Come for the builds, stay for the laughs, and leave with a whole new appreciation for these reptilian wonders. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of our Argonians!

MP3 CDs Minecraft SMP Expert

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where people don’t even know what MP3 CDs are? Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things retro and outdated! We’ve got players who still think dial-up internet is the bee’s knees and swear by their trusty VHS tapes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary MP3 CD dungeon, where players can battle against ancient technology monsters like the dreaded Walkman Warrior and the floppy disk fiend. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical AOL dial-up modem that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in combat.

So if you’re ready to embrace the past and laugh in the face of modern technology, come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the good ol’ days of MP3 CDs!

Blocky Fun Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423
Votes:	3986	Magic Items Found:	5131
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Trump has won a record breaking THIRD presidential race! And what does that mean for you? Well, for starters, he’ll probably get at least one, maybe two more SCOTUS picks. That’s right, you can build your very own Supreme Court in Minecraft and have Trump appointing all the judges. Who needs democracy when you have Trump ruling the land in Minecraft? Join now for a truly unique and outrageous experience!

The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Secret Passages Found:	3
Crops Grown:	3372	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!