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Mystic Dream Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, Cultural greetings, dream, Evening greetings, Formal greetings, Hello everyone, Informal greetings, Japanese culture, Japanese greeting, japanese language, Japanese phrases, Ko-ko-ko-ko, Ko-ko-ko-ko-konbanwa, Konbanwa, language learning, Mi-mi-mi-mi, Mi-mi-mi-mi-minnasama, Minnasama, mystic, politeness, Realm, repetitive phrases, respectful language

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Hey there, you crazy Minecraft lovers! Are you ready to dive into a virtual world where you can build your own empire and battle fierce monsters? Well, look no further because this server is the bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken. Yes, you heard me right, a GIANT CHICKEN!

And that’s not all, folks! We have secret hidden treasure chests scattered throughout the land filled with rare loot like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their hilarious antics and crazy builds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on this epic Minecraft journey together! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun, right?

The Royal Minecraft SMP Queens

Arguing, came on, Female Characters, female gamers, Gaming, Gaming Community, kneel, Minecraft, QUEENS, queens of /v/, royal, rule 34, rule 34 queens, rule34, smp, V, Video game characters, Video game culture, video game fandom, video game females, video game queens, Voting

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7746
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Buildings Constructed:	23
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is ruled by the queens of /v/ who are the most worshipped video game females on rule34.xxx. You may try to argue with their reign, but be prepared to kneel before their majestic presence.

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players dressed as their favorite rule34 characters. From Mario in a bikini to Sonic with a six-pack, anything goes in our crazy world.

But beware, if you dare to challenge the queens of /v/, you may find yourself in a pixelated duel to the death. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP server.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bow down to the queens of /v/ or face the consequences!

CraftyAddict SMP

beneficial addiction, beneficial habits, constructive addiction, constructive habits, CraftyAddict, goal-setting, good addiction, healthy addiction, healthy habits, mental health, motivation, personal growth, positive addiction, positive habits, Positive Psychology, productive addiction, productive habits, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, smp, wellness

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7762
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7415
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with their rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is like crack for Minecraft players – once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground rave party full of creepers and skeletons getting down to some sick beats. It was lit, bro. And that’s just a taste of the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. They have advanced technology and will help you conquer the world – as long as you bring them plenty of hay, of course.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

NoSelfieNoCringeCraft

awkward, camera shy, Confidence, cringey, Insecurity, mental health, NoSelfieNoCringeCraft, personal growth, photography, self esteem, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-conscious, Self-expression, self-image, self-perception, selfie, social media, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4424
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Votes:	552
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magic Items Found:	3229

Are you tired of feeling like a potato in your selfies? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, your character will always look like a majestic unicorn princess ready to slay some creepers! Join us and never feel cringey about your virtual appearance again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of selfie-obsessed Endermen who will make sure you always look fabulous in every screenshot. So come on over and snap some epic pics with us! 🦄📸 #SelfieGoals #MinecraftGlam

KoreanCraft: Impeached in 2 Weeks!

Asia, constitutional crisis, Corruption, Democracy, former leader, Government, impeached, impeachment process, interim president, Korean Peninsula, KoreanCraft, leadership crisis, opposition party, OUSTED, political instability, political turmoil, Politics, public outcry, ruling party, scandal, South Korean, weeks

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1471
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

so like, this server is so lit, it’s like the South Korean government but in Minecraft form. imagine being impeached just 2 weeks after taking over, that’s some crazy drama right there. come join our server and experience the thrill of being impeached in record time. who needs political stability when you can have chaos and fun in Minecraft? join now and see if you can last longer than the interim president did. it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam.

DNP Madness: Muscle Mania

2.., 4-DNP, anabolic steroids, body image, Bodybuilder, bodybuilding culture, chemical consumption, chronic use, dangerous chemicals, death, DNP, FITNESS, health risks, madness, Mania, mental health, multi-organ failure, Muscle, muscle dysmorphia, muscle growth, Obsession, physical appearance, psychiatric condition, steroid abuse, substance abuse

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4597
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72

Come join our Minecraft server where you can lift virtual blocks and build your dream muscles like that bodybuilder dude who took too many chemicals and went kaput! We promise our server will make you look so jacked, you’ll be mistaken for a walking Minecraft character in real life! Plus, we have special anabolic steroids power-ups hidden in the game that will give you super strength and make you the envy of all your pixelated friends. Just be careful not to overdose like that unfortunate bodybuilder, we want you to keep playing on our server for a loooong time! So come on, join us and let’s get swole together in the world of Minecraft!

Dungeon SMP

Adventure, Classes, Cross-Play, dsmp, Endless, expanding dungeon, Exploration, Fallen Gods, FANTASY, Grinding, Hidden Secrets, Lore, mmo, multiplayer, Parkour, Raiding, Roleplay, rooms, RPG, serpent, Server, Survival, Undead, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1545
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Dungeon SMP – The Endless Dungeon

Are you looking for a unique SMP that has never been seen before?

The Dungeon SMP is a MMO/RPG/SMP based in an endless expanding dungeon with different rooms and hidden secrets. There are many different classes- you can be anything from a Serpent to an Undead. Don’t forget the lore of the Fallen Gods… As long as you’ve been grinding you can become stong. Join DSMP today!

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Frosty Adventure 1.20.3

1.20.3, AAA titles, Adventure, Deals, digital distribution., DISCOUNTS, frosty, game bundles, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming discounts, Gaming Platform, holiday, indie games, limited time, PC Gaming, post, sales event, savings, Steam, video games, winter sale, Wishlist

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	182
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Votes:	1469
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Hey bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a winter sale but for your brain! Imagine walking through a virtual wonderland filled with pixelated adventures and endless possibilities. It’s like getting a discount on reality, but without the pesky limitations of physics and logic. Trust me, once you start building your dream world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy server and let your imagination run wild!

Same Shit Minecraft SMP Chose Before The Election

Backlash, Big booty Latinas, Choices, chose, CONGRATS, controversial statements, criticism, demographics, Diversity, election, ignore, immigration, jeets, Minecraft, political rhetoric, Politics, public opinion, representation, Same Shit, Shit, smp, social media, Stereotypes, Voting

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with big booty latinas and jeets running amok, causing all sorts of shenanigans. Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, here you’ll be too busy trying to wrangle in our wild inhabitants.

Join us if you’re up for a challenge like no other. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top? Or will you be overrun by twerking latinas and mischievous jeets? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous adventures on our server!

KoreanCraft: Captured in Ukraine

breaking news, Capture, captured, captured soldier, Conflict, Diplomacy, global news, injured, injured soldier, international relations, KoreanCraft, Military, News, north korea news, north korean, political tension, seoul, Soldier, Ukraine, ukraine news, world news

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

so, like, u know that one time when ukraine was just minding its own business and then BAM, they captured a north korean soldier who was, like, injured and stuff? well, on this EPIC minecraft server, u can relive that moment over and over again! join us and be part of the action as we reenact this crazy event in pixelated form! ukraine vs north korea, who will win? come find out on our server! plus, we have, like, flying pigs and talking cows and stuff. it’s totally wild, dude. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!