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BlockyBedBanter

awkward moments in bed, bedroom banter, bedroom confessions, best thing said in bed, BlockyBedBanter, compliments in bed, cringeworthy comments, dirty talk, embarrassing moments in bed, funny things said in bed, hurtful words, insults in bed, intimate conversations, memorable moments in bed, passionate declarations, pillow talk, romantic words, sexy comments, Sweet nothings, unexpected comments in bed, worst thing said in bed

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8644
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Dragons Tamed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild, players have reported hearing creepers whispering sweet nothings in their ears as they mine for diamonds. And don’t even get us started on the time someone built a giant bed out of wool and tried to sleep in it – let’s just say it didn’t end well. Join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns in the sheets… I mean, blocks.

CraftyCharlie Minecraft Server

10 years after attack, anniversary, Censorship, Charlie Hebdo, commemoration, controversial, CraftyCharlie, defiance, editorial cartoon, freedom of speech, French magazine, indestructible, Journalism, magazine cover, Minecraft, Paris, political cartoon, press freedom, resilience, satire, Server, Special Edition, terrorist attack

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Emeralds Found:	1706
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Star Shards Collected:	137	Void Gems Collected:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is INDESTRUCTIBLE! That’s right, no more worrying about creepers blowing up your epic builds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even ‘Charlie Hebdo’ decided to unveil a special edition after 10 years of our epicness. That’s right, we’re so legendary that even famous magazines are taking notice.

Join us now for the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Build to your heart’s content without fear of destruction, and maybe even get featured in a magazine. What are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyMissileMadness

antony blinken, ballistic missile, conflict escalation, CraftyMissileMadness, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Meetings, military tensions, missile testing, North Korea, North Korean aggression, nuclear weapons, regional stability, security threat, seoul, south korea, U.S. Secretary of State, united states

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4027
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life. we got creepers that explode like north korean missiles, but don’t worry u can respawn so it’s all good.

our server is so lit that even U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken had to hold meetings in Seoul just to get a glimpse of the action. he was like “dang, this server is more intense than international diplomacy.”

join us and build ur own empire, or just chill and watch the chaos unfold. either way, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. what more could u ask for? come on, don’t be a noob, join us now!

Blocky Fun Zone

abstract, blocky, Concept, contemplation, contradiction, Curiosity, Deep thinking, existentialism, Fun, intellectual, INTERESTING, Language, least interesting, mind-bending, Paradox, Perception, perspective, philosophy, semantics, thing.., thought experiment, Title, Zone

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. we have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the djs and skeletons breakdance like it’s the 80s.

you can ride on a llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes and battle evil villagers who are actually just misunderstood and really just want to sell you some questionable items.

our server is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to join in on the fun. come build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as it attracts all the zombies who just want to admire your bling.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Puppy Love Connection

Animal Behavior, brain activity, close bond, cognitive processing, Communication, Companionship, Connection, Dogs, emotions, Empathy, Evolution, facial expressions, human-animal bond, humans, love, neuroscience, non-verbal cues, puppy, Similarities, social behavior, social bond, species, study

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6006
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Farms Harvested:	285
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5353

come join our epic minecraft server where humans and dogs unite in epic battles against creepers and skeletons! our studies have shown that humans and dogs have similar brain activity when processing facial expressions, so you know you’ll be in good company here!

our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments, like when a dog rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, or when a human built a giant statue of their pet dog out of diamonds! you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server.

so come join us and experience the ultimate bond between humans and dogs in the world of minecraft! who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground dog civilization or become best friends with a talking wolf. anything is possible on our server!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

2019, Anticheat, april 1st, Bed.., Currency, Discord, economy plugins, Factions, Griefing, History, java, Performance, Phantoms, PvP, quality of life, Straight.., Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1985
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and Griefing	Permitted
Server Performance	Stable
World Resets	No resets ever
Quality of Life Changes	Minor changes for player freedom
Anticheat	Effective anticheat system
Gameplay Features	No teleportation, land claims, or economy plugins

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I use /tpa, /warp, or /home commands on the server?

A: No, Straight Up Minecraft server does not allow the use of teleportation commands or any other commands that deviate from the vanilla survival experience.

Q: Are there any land protection or land claim plugins on the server?

A: No, there are no land protection or land claim plugins on the server. PvP and griefing are permitted, so players should take necessary precautions to protect their builds.

Q: Is there an in-game currency or economy system on the server?

A: No, the server does not have any currency, factions, or economy plugins. The focus is on providing a pure vanilla survival experience.

Mystic Streamer’s Hiatus 1.20.4

1.20.4, audience engagement, Burnout, Consistency, Content Creation, creative block, entertainment industry, Hiatus, mental health, motivation, mystic, online presence, PERSONAL LIFE, PRESSURE, self-care, social media, Streamers, streaming, streaming platform, streaming schedule, stress, Technology, Time management, video games

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6143
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Bro, forget that boring question! Join our epic Minecraft server and stream for 97 days straight because you won’t be able to tear yourself away from all the insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans happening 24/7!

We’ve got more excitement than a llama riding a rollercoaster while juggling diamonds and dodging creepers!

You’ll be laughing so hard, your mom will think you’ve lost your marbles!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will make you question why you ever wasted time doing anything else!

SisGFsSpermDonor Minecraft Server

biological connection, Boundaries, Communication, COMPLICATED, cousins, Decision making, emotional impact, ethical concerns, family dynamic, family ties, future kids, Minecraft, noble thing, personal feelings, relationships, reproductive rights, Server, Siblings, SisGFsSpermDonor, sperm donation, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44
Secret Passages Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are as complicated as a redstone contraption gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists!

Imagine a world where your boyfriend agrees to donate sperm to his sister’s girlfriend without consulting you first. Talk about a plot twist! Will you support their unconventional family plan or will you stir up drama like a creeper in a TNT shop?

Witness the chaos unfold as you navigate through a server where cousins become siblings and family dinners turn into heated arguments. Can you handle the pressure of keeping up with this crazy family tree?

So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience a soap opera-worthy storyline while mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky adventure – join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions!

MineCraftBucks300

Boyfriend, CANCELLATION, Character, cruise, emergency, Friends, messages, military discount, MineCraftBucks300, non-refundable, Party, payment, pockets, Rants, refund, refunds, Replacement, rescheduled, room, Thanksgiving, trip

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Potions Brewed:	141
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Emeralds Found:	9848

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this crazy cruise debacle.

In our server, you’ll find friendships tested, alliances formed, and betrayals aplenty. Just like how Mary and Ashley tried to weasel their way out of paying for a cruise they bailed on, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions to survive in our world.

And just like how Jane stood her ground and didn’t give in to the demands of Mary and Ashley, you’ll have to show your strength and resilience in the face of adversity. Will you come out on top like Jane did, or will you crumble under the pressure like Mary and Ashley?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, outrageous stories, and unforgettable moments. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

PandemicPickle Minecraft SMP

economic impact, healthcare system, hybrid learning, long-term effects, mask mandates, mental health, Minecraft, new normal, online shopping, pandemic effects, PandemicPickle, quarantine protocols, remote learning, remote work, smp, social distancing, social gatherings, societal changes, supply chain issues, travel restrictions, vaccination rates, virtual events, work from home

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9366
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, bro, you gotta join this server because the admins are actually aliens from outer space who have come to Earth to mine diamonds with us. I know, crazy right?

But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are actually trained ninjas who will challenge you to epic battles for rare loot. And get this, the only way to communicate with them is through interpretive dance. It’s like a rave party every time you encounter a mob!

Oh, and did I mention that the world border is constantly shrinking because a giant lava monster is trying to eat the entire server? Yeah, you gotta stay on your toes and build fast or you’ll be toast!

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will keep you on your toes, come join us on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!