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Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server

body shaming, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, dress code, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, judgment, Leggings, Minecraft, modest fashion, modesty, moms, Mother, parental control, personal choice, relationship dynamics, Respect, Self-expression, Server, Short Dress, teenage fashion

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	New Chunks Explored:	712738
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the judgmental eyes of conservative moms and wear whatever dress you want! Join us for a world where leggings, tight jeans, tank tops, and short dresses are not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone whispering about your outfit choices. Our server is a safe haven for all fashionistas who want to express themselves freely.

Don’t let anyone tell you what you can or cannot wear in our virtual world. Join now and show off your unique style without fear of judgment or unwanted comments. Let’s build a community where fashion freedom reigns supreme!

RedPenTeacher404

AGGRESSIVE, commentary, Correct, fuck up, IMPOSSIBLE, John, kindergarten, letter, MARK, name.., Opinions, passive aggressive, red pen, RedPenTeacher404, Report Card, son’s teacher, Spelling, WIBTA

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Buildings Constructed:	49	Dimension Hops:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

Asiago, blue cheese, Brie, Camembert, cheddar, CheddarChamp, CheeseCraft, favorite cheese, feta, fontina, goat cheese, gouda, havarti, manchego, mozzarella, parmesan, pepper jack, Provolone, ricotta, smp, SWISS, type of cheese

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	193	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

CringeCraft_Server

Actor, bad acting, Casting, CringeCraft_Server, criticism, detrimental, detrimental acting, detrimental actor, detrimental influence, detrimental performance, detrimental presence, Drama, Entertainment, film industry, Hollywood, Movie, negative impact, overacting, Performance, talent, television

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2426	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

Pirates of the Dead

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, og, Parkour, Pirates of the Dead, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Void Armor Forged:	23	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

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Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

bad design choice, bizarre cover choice, blocky, design disaster, design fail, Disaster, game cover, game sales, giant ugly woman’s face, marketing blunder, marketing fail, Minecraft, misguided marketing, poor decision making, questionable design, questionable marketing tactics, Server, strange cover design, Terrible cover design, ugly cover art, unappealing artwork, unappealing cover, unattractive design

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7114
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Towns Built:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

10k, All In, asset allocation, beginner investor, Crypto, crypto market, crypto strategy, cryptocurrency, cryptofags, Diversification, Fags, Financial Planning, hodl, hodling strategy, investing, investment advice, long-term investment., market volatility, Minecraft, Moonshot, portfolio allocation, risk management, risk tolerance, smp, wealth building

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Crops Grown:	4441
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server

AGGRESSIVE, aita, Birthday, charges, christmas, family functions, Funeral, ghosting, Guilt, Harassment, husband, Illness, Minecraft, passed away, rehab facility, Server, Siblings, SisHubbySaysNo, sister, Tribute, Visit

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5894
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dimension Hops:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as Lynn’s ghosting saga? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!

NoobMaster69

Adaptability, Continuous Improvement, determination, Feedback, goal-setting, Grit, growth mindset., learning curve, NoobMaster69, overcoming challenges, patience, perseverance, persistence, personal development, practice makes perfect, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, skill acquisition., skill mastery, Time management

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7168
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	822519
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you tired of being a total noob at building in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most hopeless builders can become master architects in no time! Join us and watch as your sad little dirt hut transforms into a majestic castle fit for a king (or a creeper, we don’t judge).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!

AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine

Abrams tanks, armored vehicles, AussieCraft, Australia, Conflict Resolution, defense assistance, Donations, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global solidarity, Humanitarian Aid, International cooperation, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, peacekeeping efforts, tanked, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, ukraine war, war effort

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	287
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Void Armor Forged:	29
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war with 49 abrams tanks donated by australia. battle it out in epic tank battles and conquer the land like a true warrior. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!