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Game Over, Steve!

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3675
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we apologize to Italy in the most hilarious way possible! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of Italian grandmas who will bake you virtual pizzas while you mine for diamonds. Mama mia!

2. We have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Climb to the top and jump off for a thrilling experience!

3. Our PvP arena is shaped like a giant spaghetti bowl, where you can battle it out with other players using meatball cannons and marinara swords.

4. The creepers on our server wear tiny gondolier hats and sing opera as they explode. It’s both terrifying and hilarious!

So come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Sorry Italy, but we’re having too much fun to stop now!

BridgeCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Go to Party!

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1099
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the LOLZY MADNESS never ends!

Join us if you want to uncover the TOP SECRET hidden lore that connects MGS2 and MGS4 in a way that will blow your mind! Our server was actually supposed to be the missing link between these two games, but the developers got distracted by a herd of ROAMING LLAMAS and abandoned that direction.

But fear not, because now you can be part of the EPIC QUEST to rediscover the true purpose of our server! Dive into our INSANE STORIES and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and Metal Gear Solid.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the LEGENDARY MEME that is our Minecraft server!

Blocky Banter: Minecraft’s Fine Line Between Flirting and Harassment

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4446
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to our unforgettable Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and avoid getting Metoo’d all at the same time!

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious antics. Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about any misunderstandings when it comes to flirting or sexual harassment.

We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate behavior, so you can focus on crafting your dream world without any distractions. So come on in and let’s build some memories together!

Blocky Bois Club

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Enchantments Applied:	228	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Villages Defended:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Animals Bred:	126
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the big 3 influence reigns supreme! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, the big 3 influence is so strong that even the creepers are afraid to explode. Players who join our server have reported finding diamonds in every block they mine, and every tree they chop down drops golden apples instead of boring old wood.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where Herobrine himself hangs out, throwing parties for all the players who manage to find him. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Notch and Steve duking it out in a epic battle for control of the server.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the big 3 influence for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures and treasures await you in this wacky world!

CraftyFagz Server: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1180
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, ridiculous mini-games, and epic adventures that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. And guess what? The chicken can bust some serious moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who throws the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t truly lived until you’ve seen a sheep breakdancing to dubstep.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a fag, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Blocky McBlockface: The Minecraft Class Clown Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6005
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Ores Mined:	6619	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have UNICORNS roaming around and DIAMONDS falling from the sky!

Join us and become part of the most exclusive class in the Minecraft world – the Diamond Class. We don’t care about your real-life class, here everyone is equal as long as you can build the most epic structures and defeat the most ferocious CREEPERS.

But beware, there is a secret society on our server known as the Emerald Elites. They control the fate of all players and only the bravest and most skilled can join their ranks. Will you be able to rise to the challenge and become one of them?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most intense battles, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft universe!

YeetCraft – Where Ethyria Meets Chaos

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	3474
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Runes Activated:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can join forces with Enna, Millie, Nina (before she graduated, RIP), and Reimu to conquer the pixelated world!

Enna will guide you through the treacherous caves with her expert YouTube tutorials, while Millie will keep you entertained with her hilarious Twitter updates. And don’t even get us started on Nina’s epic Twitch streams – she’s a Minecraft legend!

But wait, there’s more! Reimu will lead you into battle against creepers and zombies, all while dropping some sick beats on her YouTube channel.

And if you’re looking for some essential tips and tricks, check out Ethyria’s guide – it’s like having a Minecraft cheat code IRL!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a Minecraft master in no time! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ObsidianCraft: Better Than Bethesd-ACK!

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4876
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Dragon Eggs Found:	5815	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Mines Excavated:	1923
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that Obsidian is better than Bethesd-ACK! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground city made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. – Our PvP arena is so intense that even the creepers are scared to enter. Only the bravest warriors dare to challenge each other in epic battles. – Our staff members are actually trained ninjas who can ban griefers with just a flick of their wrist. Don’t mess with them, or you might find yourself in a world of hurt. – We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns. Ride them into battle and strike fear into your enemies’ hearts. – Our community is so friendly and welcoming that even the Endermen have started hosting tea parties. Join us and make friends with all the mobs in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Granny’s Creeper Paradise

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9469
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Looking for a wild time this Saturday? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We throw the craziest parties in the virtual world, with dancing creepers, disco sheep, and endermen DJs spinning the hottest tracks. You’ll never want to leave once you see our firework displays and giant cake towers. Trust us, you won’t find a better party anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

Crafty Colonists Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Villages Defended:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Animals Bred:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun or face the wrath of the Kid Warden! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

Imagine a world where you can pirate DLCs before deciding if they’re worth it! Who does that? We do! And the best part is, the Book is a must-read for all gamers and game devs. Trust us, it’s a life-changing experience.

Now, if you’re a fan of Dwarf Fortress, sorry, you’re not welcome here. But fear not, we have mods like Performance Fish and Rocketman that will blow your mind! Cube them and never look back, my friend.

Looking for some helpful links? We got you covered! From where to buy Tynan’s book to the latest Rimworld patch notes, we have it all. And if you’re new and wondering which mods to get, check out our handy pastebin guide.

But wait, there’s more! Use Rimpy for managing your mods and follow our guide to minimize problems with your mod load orders. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Just remember, the Kid Warden is watching!