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Sparked SMP

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Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About Us:	An experienced team of admins, some with over 5 years of experience running servers of this style!
	Active members, who are prepared to be dedicated to the server once it launches
	LONG-TERM world, no random resets if the player count ever drops
	Our server strives towards making friends and creating a close-knit mature hermitcraft style environment (18+)
	No land claims/ chest locks, as vanilla as possible!
	Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing as well as a whitelist
	Some optional mods and data packs like player head drops & proximity voice chat!

While the server won’t be up for a few more days, you can join the discord now to apply and learn more about us! http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, please join our Discord and follow the application process outlined there.

2. Do you have any age restrictions?

Yes, our server is intended for players aged 18 and above.

3. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, we have strict rules against discrimination, hacking, and griefing. Please refer to our server guidelines for more information.

4. Can I use mods on the server?

Some mods and data packs are allowed on the server, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat. Please make sure to check with the admins before using any mods.

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Sparked SMP

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

2. Do you have any age restrictions?

3. Are there any rules I need to follow?

4. Can I use mods on the server?

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