Pynchonesque – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Musk’s Block Party
Accountability, BLOCK, Censorship, controversy, current events, discussion, elon musk, Ethics, freedom of speech, internet, media coverage, Musk, Musks, News, Online Community, online forums, Party, public figure, public opinion, Sieg Heil., social media, trending topic
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than Elon Musk himself (yes, the same guy who tried to start a revolution with his sieg heil dance moves). Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block – join us now and let the chaos begin!

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MINEWARD

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Grief, hermitcraft, Lootcrates, MCMMO, Mineward, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, Ranks, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Spigot, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mineward.net
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp

Simple MMORPG with ⚔️ 5 MAIN DUNGEONS and a ton of side content (the realm of Seamoldur, the caves of Ancient Grotto). Pick your playstyle and obliterate all foes in your way. All bosses and loot is 💎 custom-made with care. Feel free to join our community on Discord! 😀

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with version 1.20.4+?	Yes, the server supports version 1.20.4+.
How many dungeons are available on the server?	There are 5 main dungeons along with a variety of side content.
Is the loot and bosses custom-made?	Yes, all loot and bosses are custom-made with care.

Mechanical Evolution 1.20
autistic men, Bottoms, cock sleeve, cute girl, death, Destruction, Disease, estrogen, Evolution, evolutionary programming, genetic dead ends, GRINDR, Homosexuality, jerking off, mechanical, porn addiction, prison gay, Robots, shame, tops, Wife
Yo, bros, forget about falling for that gay psyop crap! Join our Minecraft server and embrace your evolutionary programming to build epic structures with your bros. No grindr or weird old men here, just pure Minecraft fun! Plus, we don’t tolerate porn addicted prison gay losers, only cool dudes looking to craft and chill. So come join us and leave the shame behind, bro!

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SleepCraft Server
Boundaries, Communication, consideration, Disappointment, friendship, Frustration, Gaming, guilt tripped, long distance friendship, online gaming, Plans, Pushed back, Respect, self-care, Server, Sleep, Sleepcraft, time difference, Time management, time zone, tired, Understanding
Are you tired of friends who can’t keep track of time zones and guilt trip you for not staying up all night to play games with them? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where time zones don’t exist and everyone respects your sleep schedule!
We have a special feature where if your friend flakes on you last minute, you can summon a virtual guinea pig to guilt trip them instead. It’s a win-win situation!
Don’t waste your time on unreliable gaming buddies, join us and experience the ultimate virtual friendship where your time is respected and your sleep is sacred. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks waiting for you to discover – if you can survive the challenges, that is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to time zone confusion and guilt trips forever!

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WifeWarriorCraft
American, calling my wife, chồng, culture, elders, embarrassed, Friend, gold digger, Hanoi, husband, Marriage, Public, Race, Rude, SIZE, strangers, Vietnamese, vo, Wife, WifeWarriorCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Join us and build your own virtual world where nobody judges you based on your race or nationality.
Imagine a world where you can be whoever you want to be, without any rude comments or dirty remarks. On our server, you can proudly call your in-game partner your “husband” or “wife” without any fear of backlash.
And hey, if you ever feel like venting about your real-life struggles, our virtual community is here to support you. We may not be able to change the world, but we can definitely make your Minecraft experience a whole lot better.
So come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue! Let’s leave the real world behind and create a new one filled with fun, laughter, and endless possibilities.

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WisdomCraft: NeverForget!
#neverforget, enduring knowledge, enduring wisdom, impactful advice, insightful words, lasting words, life lessons, meaningful lessons, memorable advice, Never forget, piece of wisdom, profound teachings, sage advice, timeless teachings, Timeless wisdom, unforgettable guidance, unforgettable quotes, valuable insight, valuable life lessons, WisdomCraft, wise counsel, words of wisdom
Remember, on our Minecraft server, the only wisdom you need is to always carry a diamond sword and never trust a creeper wearing sunglasses. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, secret treasure hunts in the Nether, and a friendly community of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and create memories that will make even Herobrine jealous!

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WarCraftEU: Macron’s Warning
Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, crisis management., defense cooperation, diplomatic negotiations, european defense, european union, european unity, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Macron, Macrons, military intervention, military support, peace talks, peacekeeping efforts, prolonged war, security measures, strategy, ukraine war, WarCraftEU, Warning
so, like, u know how Macron is all like, “yo, we gotta be ready for this Ukraine war to go on for, like, EVER”? well, this server is like the perfect training ground for that, bro. we got crazy battles, epic defenses, and a whole bunch of European vibes goin’ on. join us and be part of the STRONGER defense strategy, man. Macron would totally approve, trust me. come get your war on and show those creepers who’s boss!

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Air Pollution & Brain Damage: The Blocky Saga
Air, air pollution, air quality, blocky, Brain, brain damage, brain development, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Damage, Environment, health, neurological disorders, neurology, Pollution, pollution effects, Pollution impact, pollution research, pollution studies, research, respiratory health, Saga, Science, STUDIES
Are you tired of breathing in all that dirty air in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the air is so clean, you’ll feel like you’re breathing in pure oxygen straight from the heavens! Plus, all that fresh air will make you feel so smart, you’ll be inventing new redstone contraptions like a mad scientist on steroids!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, it’s been proven to actually reverse brain damage! That’s right, all those times you accidentally walked into a cactus or fell into a pit of lava will be a thing of the past. Say goodbye to those embarrassing moments and hello to a brand new, super intelligent you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the cleanest air and smartest brain you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Folk Belief

13, Arrival, BELIEF, Community, excitedly, fit, folk, folk belief, Google form, Lore, Mods, optifine, Server, Small Community, smp, TBD, Tweaks, Vanilla, voice chat, Waiting, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Folk belief SMP is a server mainly focused on community and lore aspects, with little to no mods (simple voice chat, vanilla tweaks and Optifine). We already have a small community excitedly waiting for its arrival (TBD) and all you need to do to join our community is fill out the SMP Google Form to see if you would fit into the community (13+).

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Folk belief SMP?	Folk belief SMP is a Minecraft server focused on community and lore, with minimal mods.
What mods are allowed on the server?	Only simple voice chat, vanilla tweaks, and Optifine are allowed.
How can I join the server?	Fill out the SMP Google Form provided in the server overview section.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, the server is for ages 13 and above.

Ninja Neighbors – Cozy Beginnings 1.20.4
1.20.4, BEGINNINGS, cosmonaut, Cozy, Don’t Dress Up My Sweet Sweet Love, dress up, girl, Irina, kunoichi, love, loving, Manga, Nazeka Dousei Hajimemashita, NEET, neighbors, ninja, Poster, real, Respect, romcom, Romcoms, sweet love, Vampire, Vampire Cosmonaut
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! This girl on there is like, totally obsessed with Irina: The Vampire Cosmonaut and Don’t Dress Up My Sweet Sweet Love manga. Like, who even reads that stuff? But hey, she’s real and she’s on the server, so you know it’s gonna be lit! Plus, she’s all about that romcom life, so you know she’s cool. Get on this server and maybe you’ll find your own vampire cosmonaut romance, who knows? Just do it, man!

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