| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 3427 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 80 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Magical Moments Shared: | 24 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 72 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
The server is only accessible from the launcher!
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 3322 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3736 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Plus, our server has a secret potion that can make you invincible in PvP battles – no need to overdose on over the counter pills to escape your woes, just chug this potion and watch as your enemies flee in fear! So come join us and leave your real-life drama behind, because on our server, the only heart attacks you’ll have are from all the excitement of playing on the best Minecraft server ever!
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 1068 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 9225 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 53 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house made entirely out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And guess what? The house attracted a horde of hungry mice who ended up throwing a wild party inside. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! We have players who ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters that defy gravity, and even dress up as plain dolls just for fun. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of ours.
So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and laughter, join us now! Just post your Steam profile and be prepared for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 4184 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3223 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret potion that will make any woman you find interesting have to deal with you. That’s right, no more awkward first dates or rejection letters – just pure, unadulterated mind control.
So come on down to our server and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into. Just be careful not to get too caught up in the madness, or you might never want to leave!
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 3082 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 3215 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 32 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 7260 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Imagine building epic structures in Minecraft by day and browsing Nhentai bookmarks by night, all while keeping up appearances as a jock in your social circle. Our server is the perfect place for you to let your nerdy side shine while still flexing those muscles at the gym.
So come join us and show the world that you can be a Chad in Minecraft and a weeb at heart. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow closet nerds to bond with over your shared love of Mongolian Stopmotion Forums. Join now and let your inner bodysnatcher take control!
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 169 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 135 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
Deviate is a Minecraft server focused on the gamemode SoupPVP with a wide variety of features and endless fun. We aim to create one of the best SoupPVP servers out there and also aim to be a server with no corruption and helpful staff.
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| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 4270 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Imagine a world where your sim can go on epic adventures, build insane structures, and even get railed in all holes using outrageous mods. It’s a virtual playground where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Who knows what kind of mischief your sim will get into next? The only way to find out is to jump in and start playing!
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 1444 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 3199 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Buildings Constructed: | 49 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Join us for outrageous adventures, like building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat or organizing a sheep fashion show. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
Plus, we have regular events like “Lava Parkour Mondays” and “TNT Cannon Wednesdays” that will test your skills and your sanity. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls, because we have a team of moderators who are as vigilant as a pack of wolves guarding their territory.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat of our lava-filled challenges, then maybe you’re better off building houses in peaceful mode. But where’s the fun in that? Let’s get crafting and laughing together!
