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TaxCraft: Moo & Oink Fart Fiasco

agriculture, animal agriculture, carbon footprint, carbon pricing, carbon tax, climate change, denmark, emissions reduction, environmental policy, environmental regulations, fart, Fiasco, Gassy cows, greenhouse gases, livestock emissions, livestock farming, livestock industry, methane emissions, Moo, oink, Pigs, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable farming, TaxCraft, World First

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where gassy cows and pigs are facing a carbon tax in denmark – like what even is that?! but don’t worry, our server is a safe haven for all your farting farm animals. we’ve got a secret underground bunker where they can let it rip without fear of taxation.

if you’re tired of boring old servers where cows and pigs are oppressed, come to our world where they can fart freely and proudly. plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen – like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks.

join us now and be part of the revolution for gassy farm animals everywhere! #freethefarts #carboncowtaxrevolution

BloodCraft: Skin Stainz

acceptance, Blood, Bloodcraft, Cleansing, Difficult, emotional, forgiveness, healing, introspection, Own, Personal, Redemption, Release, Scars, Self, self love, self-care, skin, Stainz, Struggle, Trauma, wash off

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magic Items Found:	1476
Dragon Eggs Found:	7767	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in this crazy Minecraft world, when suddenly, BAM! You’re attacked by a horde of zombie pigmen. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can tame those suckers and ride them into battle like a boss.

And get this, we have this epic quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Chicken of Doom. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server and embark on this insane adventure?

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? It’s lit, fam.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about washing the blood off your skin again, because, like, who needs clean skin when you’re having this much fun?

NMO-IgG Madness: Mouse Mayhem

madness, MAYHEM, Mouse, NMOIgG

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6707
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dimension Hops:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

u wanna join dis craaazy minecraft server cuz we gotz human NMO-IgG inducdin all kinda wild sht in da CNS and periferal tissues of mice! u betta watch out cuz dem mice be runnin round wit superpowers and causin chaos everywhere! join us if u wanna see some insane sht go down in da minecraft world, ain’t no server like dis one, dat’s fo sho!

BleachCraft Minecraft Server

Action Figure, Anime, bankai, Bleach, BleachCraft, Character, collectible, Fan, Figure, japanese, limited edition, Manga, merchandise, Minecraft, must have, Otaku, pre order, rukia, series, Server, soul reaper, sword, upcoming release

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4092
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Enchantments Applied:	128	Towns Built:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a creeper on a sugar rush! Join us and you’ll be so hooked, you’ll pre-order the Rukia bankai figure without even knowing who Rukia is!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens! It was a battle like no other, but our brave player emerged victorious and became the richest player on the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that poops out blocks of emerald every hour. Yes, you read that right. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you can just collect emeralds from a unicorn’s poop?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! And don’t forget to pre-order that Rukia bankai figure – trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockBuster Minecraft Server: England’s Underdog Victory

Against All Odds, blockbuster, come-from-behind, Competition, determination, england, Englands, football, historic win, incredible achievement., memorable moment, Minecraft, never give up, perseverance, Server, Soccer, sports, success, teamwork, triumph, Underdog, unexpected, Victory, winning

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mines Excavated:	4998	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of England winning against all odds every single day! Our players have mastered the art of building epic castles and dominating in PvP battles, just like the English football team dominating the World Cup! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of super-powered corgis who will protect you from any griefers or creepers that come your way. So come join us and be a part of the ultimate underdog success story!

CraftyInspo

belief in oneself, courage, CraftyInspo, Empowering Stories, empowerment, encouragement, Hope, inner strength, inspiration, Inspirational Narratives, life lessons, motivation, Motivational Experiences, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, Positive Change, resilience, self improvement, success, transformation

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	151
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4223
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and become part of the wackiest community in all of Minecraft. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show and they are always up to some crazy shenanigans. Want to join their llama dance party? Just ask nicely and they might let you in!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have taken over the village and are now ruling with an iron beak. Can you outsmart these feathered fiends and reclaim the village for the players?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this porky prize?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wacky antics and outrageous stories await you!

MissileFailCraft

Asia, ballistic missiles, Conflict, Defense, east asia, Fails, Fires, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, missile testing, MissileFailCraft, N.Korea, North Korea, nuclear weapons, sanctions, SECURITY, short-range, Tension, united nations, weapons

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we have more fails than N. Korea’s missile launches! our short-range ballistic missiles may not always hit the target, but that’s what makes it fun! watch as one missile spirals out of control and explodes in a spectacular fashion, while the other one actually makes it to its destination (maybe).

join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like our missile launches. who knows what will happen next? maybe a creeper will blow up your house, or you’ll fall into a pit of lava. the possibilities are endless on our server!

so come on over and experience the chaos for yourself. we promise you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, who knows?). join now and be a part of the most unpredictable minecraft server out there!

TrashCraft: Talking Rubbish

clean up, compost, disposal, Environmental, Garbage, Junk, landfill, litter, Pollution, recycling, Refuse, Rubbish, sanitation, Talking, talking garbage, talking rubbish, Talking Trash, Trash, TrashCraft, Waste, waste management

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

are you tired of boring minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a cow on a warm summer day? well, boy do i have the server for you! this server is so lit, it’s like a creeper exploding in a fireworks factory.

join now and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks that fart glitter. ride on the backs of flying pigs while wearing a top hat made of diamonds.

our community is so wild, it’s like a party in the nether. we have players from all over the world, including aliens from mars and unicorns from the enchanted forest. you’ll never be bored with our endless supply of ridiculous mini-games and challenges.

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest, most insane minecraft server in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little. but hey, zombies need love too, right?

Earther SMP: Where the only wars are over who took the last diamond! Join us in 1.21 now!

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Custom, Diamond, Earther, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, Hardcore, Join, Minigames, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Wars

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	424
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Void Gems Collected:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Dimension Hops:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	78
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Earth SMP

Overview	Earth SMP for those who are bored, looking for players to populate the SMP. The Earth has a scale of 1:1500 (24576 x 12288 blocks).
Server Online	Every single day, sometimes restarts every 1-3 days.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	To join the server, you need to join our Discord server and put your name in the “#whitelist” channel.
What is the scale of the Earth on the server?	The Earth has a scale of 1:1500, equivalent to 24576 x 12288 blocks.
How often does the server restart?	The server restarts every 1-3 days.
Where can I find more information?	You can find everything you need to know on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/njjyGzUg

BlockyTraffic Minecraft Server

Abuse, advocacy, Awareness, BlockyTraffic, crime, criminal organizations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, illegal-trade, law enforcement, Minecraft, modern slavery, prostitution, rescue, Server, sex trafficking, social justice, survivors, Victims, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Void Gems Collected:	37
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7589
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more insane than our pixelated world is the stories we come up with to convince you to join!

Picture this: you’re a brave adventurer in a land full of mysteries and dangers. But wait, there’s a twist! The only way to survive is to convince a woman in the west that she can’t go to the authorities for help. Why, you ask? Because in our world, women hold all the power and can destroy companies, industries, and lives with just a word. It’s a wild ride of intrigue and deception as you navigate this topsy-turvy world where the damsel in distress is actually the one calling the shots.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about human trafficking. Will you uncover the truth behind the women who sell their own bodies to fund their own lifestyles, or will you be swept up in a whirlwind of mystery and intrigue? Join us and find out!