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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 4369 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 35 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
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