BrotherlyBanishment

aita, bad behavior, bring back home, brother, BrotherlyBanishment, call of duty, car theft, concern, consequences, credit card theft, figure out, forgiveness, Girlfriend, kicking out, Misery, oldest son, RAGE, scot-free, Son, TV

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3258
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with misbehaving kids and looking for a break? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of real life, where your kids can’t spend your money on Call of Duty or steal your car to hang out with their girlfriend.

On our server, your kids will learn valuable lessons like teamwork, resource management, and creativity as they build their own virtual world. Plus, they’ll be too busy mining for diamonds to cause any more trouble at home.

So why wait? Join our server today and give yourself the break you deserve. Who knows, maybe your kids will even thank you for sending them to our virtual paradise!

CraftyClutz

accident, accident prone, Careless, clumsy, clumsy moments, CraftyClutz, dumbest way, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, foolishness, funny injury, hurt, injury, injury story, mishap, Pain, physically, regretful injury, self-inflicted, silly, stupid mistake

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8830
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about hurting yourself in dumb ways again! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will protect you from any clumsy mishaps.

Once, a player accidentally fell off a cliff while trying to do a backflip in-game, but instead of plummeting to their doom, they were gently lifted back up by a flock of friendly chickens.

Another time, a player tried to mine a block of diamond with their bare hands and ended up getting a paper cut from the sharp edges. But fear not, on our server, diamonds are as soft as pillows and won’t harm you in the slightest.

So come join us and experience a world where the laws of physics are just suggestions and the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness!

CraftyCommiesVP2020

Allies, authoritarian, China, congratulated, contested, controversy, CraftyCommiesVP2020, Democracy, Disputed, election, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, opposition, Politics, power, Socialist, Support, Venezuela, Victory

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Battle Standards Raised:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own empire just like maduro did in venezuela!!! china even congratulated him after he won the election, so u know it’s gonna be lit af here. build ur own dictatorship or overthrow the government, the possibilities are endless! join now and be a part of the madness!

BoomerBowsAndBacks

aging, back pain, back strain, body mechanics, BoomerBowsAndBacks, bowing, bowing etiquette, cultural norms, Cultural traditions, Etiquette, health, injury, Japan, Japanese customs, muscle injury, muscle strain, over 40, physical discomfort, physical strain, spinal health, traditional practices

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5111
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where people over 40 in Japan throw their backs out while bowing? Well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be! Imagine the chaos of trying to build a house while dodging flying old folks with bad backs! It’s like a real-life game of dodgeball, but with more back pain! Join now for a chance to witness this hilariously absurd spectacle and maybe even join in on the fun! Who needs normal Minecraft servers when you can have this level of insanity?! Let’s get weird, baby!

EgoCraft: The Narcissist’s Playground

AI analysis, behavioral patterns, communication skills, digital footprint, EgoCraft, emotional intelligence, genuine smile, high-profile influencers, LinkedIn profiles, narcissistic traits, NARCISSISTS, online behavior, online presence, personality assessment, personality disorders, personality traits, Playground, professional networking, psychological analysis, public speaking, self-promotion, social media behavior, Social Skills

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Yo, you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where all da cool kids hang out? Well, lemme tell ya, our server is like a magnet for all dem narcissists out there! We did some fancy AI analysis and found out dat narcissists love following high-profile peeps, don’t smile in their pics, and think they’re da bomb at public speaking. So if you think you’re da hottest thing since sliced bread, come join us and show off your mad skills at building epic structures and slaying dem creepers! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be surrounded by a bunch of self-absorbed players who think they’re da best thing since diamonds? So come on over and join da fun, cuz we’re da place to be for all dem narcissistic Minecrafters out there!

Classic and Unique

Anarchy, classic, Development, KitPvP, Minigames, older era, Parkour, player interaction, Skyblocks, smp, socialization, Unique

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7522
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Are you tired of all the SMPs, SkyBlocks, and Anarchy servers? Want a server where real people will actually talk to and interact with you? Classic and Unique seeks foster that experience of player to player socialization. We’re currently in our early development phase, but if you see 1-2 people online, please don’t hesitate to stop by and say hello. This server can be anything in the future, but our goal is to develop a system that encourages socialization unique minigames reminiscent of an older era of Minecraft. Currently, we have kitpvp and parkour.

172.235.37.214

SimplyCity – Where you spend more time claiming land than actually playing Minecraft

Chestshop, Claiming, community-driven, discord server, Friendly staff, Grief Protection, Griefprevention, Java 1.21, Land, Mature Community, Minecraft, no home, no-tp, Pay2Win, Player Run Economy, Playing, pre-generated worlds, PvP enabled, Ranks, sell subclaims, Semi Vanilla, Server Events, SimplyCity, spend, Time, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1717
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137

SimplyCity Minecraft Server

Server IP: 46.4.224.103:25776

SimplyCity is a semi-vanilla survival server that focuses on building an economy around player shops. Build your shop in the spawn town or start your own town and create plots for other players. You can buy cosmetic ranks (e.g. /sit, /hat) and claim blocks from the store to support the server.

Some Features:

✅ Java Version	1.21
🍦 Semi-Vanilla Survival
🔐 Land Claiming	Griefprevention plugin
📦 Player Shops	Chestshop plugin
🏘️ Create Your Town!	Sell subclaims to players
🚂 No /tp and /home	Only /spawn
🗺️ Dynmap	No End map to avoid overlooting
🌐 Pre-Generated Worlds	To avoid lag
💬 Discord Server
🥇 Ranks	No pay2win

FAQ

Q: Can I build my own shop?

A: Yes, you can build your own shop in the spawn town or start your own town and create plots for other players.

Q: Are there any teleportation commands?

A: The server only allows /spawn command for teleportation. There is no /tp or /home commands.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, the server has a Discord server where players can chat and connect with each other.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win features?

A: The server offers cosmetic ranks that can be purchased to support the server, but there are no pay-to-win features.

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

addiction, blockbusters, coping mechanisms, depression, excessive masturbation, goonmaxxing, Loneliness, Masturbation, mental health, Minecraft, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, self-care routine, self-control, self-destructive behavior, self-destructive habits, self-discipline, Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of feeling like absolute shit while jerking off? Do you want to experience the ultimate goonmaxxing experience without the sense of dread and sadness? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and discover a world where you can goon for hours without feeling like garbage afterwards. Our server is filled with amazing builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who understand the struggle of goonmaxxing. So come on, join us and leave those feelings of dreed behind!

WideFaceWonders Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, beauty standards, Chad, cultural perceptions, facial aesthetics, facial features, facial masculinity, facial structure, facial symmetry, facial width, genetics, masculine, Masculinity, Minecraft, moonfaced, physical appearance, plumber, slavic, smp, Stereotypes, wide faces, WideFaceWonders

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8095
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Star Shards Collected:	138
Endless Night Skies:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	663	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of looking like a moonfaced Slavic plumber in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place to be if you want to be a Minecraft Chad! Join us and transform your blocky avatar into a pixelated Adonis with abs of steel and a jawline that could cut through obsidian.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the beast with nothing but a stack of pork chops and a diamond sword. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you too can learn the ways of the dragon whisperer and ride into battle on the back of your very own Ender Dragon.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm? These creepers have been trained in the ancient art of exploding on command, so you can rest easy knowing that your base is safe from harm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate Chad of the blocky world!

CraftyLifeChanger

Adversity, bad experience, CraftyLifeChanger, emotional growth, finding silver linings, growth mindset., Hardship, inner strength, learning from mistakes, life changing, life lessons, moving forward, overcoming adversity, personal development, personal growth, positive outcome, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, strength through struggle, transformative experience

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Have you ever been griefed so hard on a Minecraft server that you questioned the meaning of life itself? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Griefer Rehabilitation Program” where we turn griefers into productive members of society. Join us and witness the miraculous transformation of griefers into master builders and redstone wizards!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Dragon” – a mythical creature that roams the land, guarding the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that those who manage to defeat the Diamond Dragon will be blessed with unlimited diamonds for eternity. Are you brave enough to take on this epic challenge?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground disco club and learn their funky moves to impress your friends on the surface.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might just come out of it a changed person – for the better, of course!

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