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ClimateCraft: No Ads, Just Blocks!

Ads, advertising, blocks, Censorship, climate change, ClimateCraft, controversial topics, digital advertising, environmental issues, facebook, global warming, Marketing, Media, News, Online platforms, policy, Promoting, rejects, sensitive topics, Social Issues, social media, Stories

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7940
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	2679	Farms Harvested:	311

lol so like u know how facebook is all like “no ads about climate change cuz it’s too sensitive” well guess what, our minecraft server is all about climate change baby!! join us and u can build ur own renewable energy sources like wind turbines and solar panels. u can even create ur own virtual protests against deforestation and pollution. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the evil corporations trying to silence ur environmental message. come join us and fight for a greener minecraft world!! #savetheblocks

CelebSkinnyCraft

celebrity impersonator, celebrity lookalike, CelebSkinnyCraft, doppelganger, double take, Fame, famous doppelganger, famous lookalike, famous person, Identity, impersonation, media attention, mistaken for celebrity, mistaken identity, Notoriety, paparazzi, public figure, public image, recognition, resemblance, spotlight

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

so, join our epic minecraft server and escape the paparazzi! we have secret hideouts and disguise kits to help you blend in with the mobs. plus, our custom skins will make you look like a creeper or enderman, so no one will suspect a thing!

but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. embark on a quest to track down this mythical creature and reap the rewards!

and if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against other players. imagine swooping down from the sky on the back of a fire-breathing beast, ready to conquer all who stand in your way.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and live out your wildest minecraft fantasies!

ShockwaveCraft: Heart Regen

Cardiac Surgery, cardiovascular disease, clinical trial, Heart, heart health, heart regeneration, heart surgery, heart tissue, improve heart pumping function, innovative treatment, medical breakthrough, medical technology, non-invasive therapy, patient recovery, Patients, post-surgery, REGEN, regenerate heart cells, regenerative medicine, shockwave therapy, ShockwaveCraft, shockwaves, Space hairdryer

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Crops Grown:	8316
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Yo, yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like using a space hairdryer to regenerate your heart cells after surgery? Well, look no further, cuz we got shockwaves up in here that will have your heart pumping like never before!

Our clinical trial proved that shockwave therapy not only regenerates heart tissue, but also improves heart pumping function in patients. And guess what? We’re bringing that same energy to our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the ultimate heart-pumping adventure as you battle mobs, build epic structures, and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most electrifying Minecraft server in the universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some serious shockwave action! Let’s get this party started, gamers! WOOOOOO!

WebM LOLZ Minecraft Server

amusing, chuckling, comedy, Digital Media, Entertainment, funny, ha, hilarious, humor, internet culture, LAUGHING, Laughter, lolz, meme, Minecraft, online content, Server, social media, video clip, viral video, web entertainment, web humor, webm

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Falling into the Void:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on giant flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our realm!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers, a roller coaster that takes you through a maze of exploding TNT, and a hidden treasure hunt that leads you to a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

SerkisCraft Minecraft Server

andy serkis, apolitical, dangerous game, Decision making, Europe, Felix Kersten, Heinrich Himmler, hitler, Holocaust, influence, medical masseuse, medical skills, Minecraft, personal doctor, s&s, save lives, SerkisCraft, Server, The Man With The Miraculous Hands, third reich, War, woody harrelson

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Potions Brewed:	161
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Zombie Dances:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Andy Serkis playing Himmler opposite Woody Harrelson in ‘The Man With The Miraculous Hands’? Look no further! Our server is set in a 1939 alternate universe where Felix Kersten, a medical masseuse, becomes Himmler’s personal doctor and saves the day with his magical hands.

Join us as we reenact this epic tale in Minecraft form! Use your medical skills as a weapon, influence decision making at the highest level, and turn Himmler against Hitler to save thousands of lives. It’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

So come on down and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew saving lives could be so much fun in Minecraft? Join now and be a part of the craziest story ever told in the Minecraft universe!

RedstoneSisterCleanUp Minecraft Server

anger management, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, emotional intelligence, family conflict, gender equality, Gender Roles, household chores, household etiquette, hygiene, Maturity, menstruation, Minecraft, parenting, period blood, personal space, RedstoneSisterCleanUp, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling rivalry, teenage drama

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3191
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Are you tired of dealing with period drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t find any period-soaked underwear left on the bathroom floor! Our virtual world is clean and free of any bodily fluids, so you can game in peace without worrying about stepping on a surprise.

Plus, our server is full of epic quests and adventures that will make you forget all about the real-life drama. Explore hidden caves, battle fierce monsters, and build the most epic base you can imagine. And the best part? No one will ever leave period blood on your virtual rug!

So leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server for a period-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

JobBlockerCraft

aita, Degree, Feedback, job application, Job Interview, job opportunity, job prospects, job referral, Job Search, JobBlockerCraft, lying on application, partners friends bf, Recommendation, Recruitment, uk, unemployment, work ethic

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7731
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	182	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value honesty and hard work! Unlike some people in the real world, we don’t tolerate laziness or dishonesty here.

Join us if you want to escape the drama of unemployed boyfriends who can’t be bothered to apply for jobs and instead rely on others to do the work for them. We promise not to recommend you for any jobs you’re not qualified for, but we will provide a fun and supportive community for you to thrive in.

Don’t let your Minecraft adventures be tainted by shady characters who try to use others for their own gain. Come play with us and leave the drama at the door! And remember, always give credit where credit is due – especially when it comes to job applications. 😂🎮 #MinecraftDrama #JobApplicationGate #JoinUsToday

Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

Crafty, ladies, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6398
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	265	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	New Chunks Explored:	344133

Hey gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is like no other, with players who have mastered the art of building with… unconventional materials.

Need some inspiration? Just ask our resident expert who once built a giant castle using only diamond pickaxes! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite tool for building… 😉

BlockyTimeTravel

BlockyTimeTravel, choose, Curiosity, Events, Experience, firsthand, hidden, historical, History, Impactful, moment, Observation, past, perspective, Secrets, Significant, time period, time travel, unnoticed observer, why, Witness

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18

Step right up, folks! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server has a time machine! That’s right, you can witness any moment in history firsthand, but as an unnoticed observer.

Imagine creeping around in the background of the Battle of Thermopylae, watching Leonidas kick some Persian butt without anyone even knowing you’re there. Or how about chilling with Cleopatra as she seduces Julius Caesar? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our time machine is glitchy as heck, so you might accidentally end up in some wacky situations. Like that time we sent a player back to the Jurassic period and they had to fend off a T-Rex with nothing but a wooden sword. Good times, good times.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride through history – just don’t blame us if you end up accidentally causing the fall of Rome or something. It’s all part of the fun, right?

BorderCrossing Minecraft Server

12 days, border crossing, BorderCrossing, Conflict, demilitarized zone, diplomatic incident, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, military presence, Minecraft, North Korea, north korean, Patrol, Political, provocation, SECURITY, Server, soldiers, south korea, Surveillance, Tension, third time

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2055
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Star Shards Collected:	210	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

OMG u guys, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, North Korean soldiers keep crossing the border to play on it! They can’t resist the epicness of our server, it’s like a magnet for craziness!

One time, Kim Jong Un himself tried to join but got distracted by a creeper and blew up his whole palace! It was so funny, he was like “I demand a rematch!” But we were all like, “Nah, bro, you gotta start from scratch like everyone else!”

Join now and you might even see a North Korean soldier trying to build a nuke out of diamonds or something, it’s wild out here! Plus, our server has the best memes and the dankest jokes, you won’t find that anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!