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Tax-Hating Billionaires Craft

billionaires, class warfare, Craft, discrimination, double standards, economic disparity, Ethics, Fairness, Government, Hypocrisy, Immigrants, Immigration Policy, INEQUALITY, Justice, Politics, Privilege, Social Issues, social justice, tax evasion, TAXES, TaxHating, wealth gap

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Farms Harvested:	140	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some wild and wacky fun!

Join us and become part of a community that values chaos and craziness above all else. We don’t discriminate against anyone, except for those pesky immigrants who pay taxes – they’re not welcome here! But if you’re a billionaire who doesn’t pay taxes, then you’ll fit right in.

Our server is filled with insane builds, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground lair where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?). So come on over and join the madness – you won’t regret it!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Brussels, Brussels response, CraftyBlock, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, EU, EU response, european union, firm, global economy, international trade, Minecraft, political tensions, response, Retaliatory measures, Server, Tariffs, threatened, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2681
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, if you wanna have a blast and build some epic stuff, then this is the place to be, bro!

we got dragons flying around, like, breathing fire and stuff, and, like, you can ride them into battle against evil creepers and zombies. it’s, like, totally epic!

plus, we have this secret hidden treasure that, like, only the bravest players can find. it’s, like, filled with diamonds and emeralds and all that shiny stuff.

oh, and did i mention that we have a giant lava pit where you can, like, challenge other players to duels? it’s, like, so intense, bro!

so, like, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever and have the time of your life, then, like, come join us now! you won’t regret it, i promise!

BlockyBoozeBan: No USA Drinks Allowed!

alcohol ban, alcohol consumption, alcohol control, alcohol import, alcohol policy, alcohol purchase, alcohol regulation, alcohol restriction, alcohol sales, Allowed, BlockyBoozeBan, Canadian provinces, cross-border trade, drinks, government decision, international relations, North American trade, ontario, provincial ban, provincial law, public health, québec, Usa, USA alcohol

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3364
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Holy Grails Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where we ban all USA alcohol just like Québec and Ontario!! y not come build ur own virtual bar and serve only canadian drinks like maple syrup shots and poutine cocktails 😂🍁🍻

we got crazy events like a moose racing competition where u gotta ride ur moose through obstacle courses and avoid getting hit by flying beavers 🦫🦌

if u join now, u get a free pet polar bear to ride around on and show off to ur friends 🐻🏔️

so come on over to our server and let’s have a poutine party like never before!! 🎉🍟🇨🇦 #sorrynotsorry #eh?

Broomstix

bartering, Broomstix, Economy, Harddifficulty, Landclaiming, PvP, Pvparena, smp, Teleportation, TutorialWarps, VotingRanks

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2282
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Items Found:	5799
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Votes:	3162
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports
Discord server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running on Minecraft version 1.21.4: The Pale Garden
Bedrock and Java cross-play
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Teleport mobs with a lead
Free fly in overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No griefing allowed
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in overworld
In-game messaging, homes, player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, tutorial warps

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Is this server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft?

Yes, this server has cross-play support for both Java and Bedrock editions, and no Java account is required.

2. Are there any custom features on this server?

Yes, there are custom enchantments, the ability to teleport mobs with leads, and a bartering economy system.

3. Is griefing allowed on this server?

No, griefing is not allowed on this server.

4. Are there any special events or features on the server?

Yes, there is free fly in the overworld on Sundays, a main PvP arena with keep inventory, and random teleportation in the overworld.

Mystic Zen Realms 1.21

asian women, biological imperatives, coping mechanisms, cultural influences, emotional distress, identity crisis, mental breakdown, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, mystic, Obsession, Psychosis, Realms, self reflection, societal pressure, Stereotypes, stigma, support systems, Therapy, Trauma, zen

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	573
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	8923	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	1252
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Yo, bro, if you wanna escape the clutches of Asian women and your crazy biological urges, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated blocks that will distract you from those temptations and keep you sane, man.

Plus, who needs real women when you can build your dream house in Minecraft and live your best blocky life?

Join us and say goodbye to those Asian women driving you crazy, one block at a time!

SleepCraftersGuild

Argument, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Empathy, flexibility, Focus, mental health, mood, partner, Priorities, quality time, relationship, Respect, Routine, sleep deprivation, sleep schedule, SleepCraftersGuild, Understanding, work

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of sleep schedules and respecting boundaries! Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world without any partner drama like sleeping on the couch.

Our server is perfect for those who value their mental health and need a good night’s sleep to conquer the blocky world. No more arguments over bedtime or Netflix episodes – here, you can focus on crafting, mining, and exploring to your heart’s content.

So why join our server? Because we won’t judge you for sticking to your sleep schedule or prioritizing your well-being. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any passive-aggressive partners who pout over missed TV time.

Come join us and build your own paradise, where sleep is sacred and drama is left at the door. Who needs a partner who sleeps on the couch when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers who understand the importance of a good night’s rest? Let’s craft and chill, without any bedtime battles in sight!

PixelPecsMC

beauty standards, body acceptance, body confidence, body image, body positivity, body positivity journey, body positivity movement, body pride, Confidence, physical appearance, PixelPecsMC, self appreciation, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-perception, self-validation

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Mines Excavated:	4506	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t appreciate your fabulous body features? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all things unique and quirky about you! Whether you have a nose that can smell diamonds from miles away or a butt that can break blocks with a single clap, we want you on our team! Join now for a chance to show off your one-of-a-kind body feature and dominate the competition in the most hilarious way possible!

UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic efforts., elections, Electoral Process, failed plan, foreign policy, government response, International intervention, international relations, Minecraft, negotiation tactics, peace negotiations, peace talks, political stalemate, political strategy, Server, Truce, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, US

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4964
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Zombie Dances:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Items Found:	1319
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and the US are battling it out for control of the virtual world! build ur own fortress and defend it from crazy american players trying to take over. but watch out, because ukraine is always lurking in the shadows, ready to strike at any moment. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and lots of explosions. trust us, this server is a “failed plan” for boredom.

CraftyCanucks: No Tariff Takedown

aluminum, Canada, CraftyCanucks, Dispute, donald trump, Economy, Exports, Imports, international relations, justin trudeau, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, RETALIATION, Steel, takedown, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, Trump tariffs, united states

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Villages Defended:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Love Letters Sent:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

so, like, this server is like the ultimate escape from real life drama, you know? like, imagine if trump tried to mess with canada, and canada was just like, “nah bro, we ain’t gonna back down!” that’s the kind of energy you’ll find on this server, except instead of trade wars, we’re battling it out in epic minecraft battles.

join us and be part of the resistance against boring servers! we’ve got crazy build battles, intense pvp matches, and even a secret underground base where we plot our next moves against the evil forces of boredom.

plus, we’ve got the best community ever. like, seriously, these guys are so cool, you’ll feel like you’ve known them forever. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let’s show the world that we will not back down!

TrippyCraft: Beyond Death

anxiety, anxiety reduction, continuity, coping mechanisms, death, End of life concerns, existential fears, fear, fear of death, Legacy, Legacy beliefs, mental health, Mind-altering drugs, psychedelic experiences, psychedelics, psychoactive substances, Spiritual beliefs, spiritual experiences, substance use, Transcendence, TrippyCraft

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6055
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our wacky Minecraft server where you can escape death anxiety by tripping on psychedelic substances! We ain’t doctors, but we guarantee you’ll feel like a fearless warrior ready to take on any creeper that comes your way.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you start seeing unicorns and rainbows everywhere. That’s the magic of our server, baby! Forget about your worries and enter a world where death is just a silly little thing that can’t touch you.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and transcend death like a boss. Who needs spiritual beliefs when you’ve got a pickaxe and a bunch of shrooms, am I right? Let’s make a legacy together, one block at a time. Peace out!