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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 2903 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4248 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
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