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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 7651 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Not only will your sex drive be off the charts, but like, your muscles will be so ripped from all the mining and building and stuff. So like, if you wanna impress all the other players with your sick gains, you gotta join this server ASAP. Plus, there’s like, secret potions and stuff that will make you even stronger and faster and like, invincible or something. It’s like, totally legit.
So yeah, if you wanna be a total boss in Minecraft AND in the bedroom, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the creepers, they’re like, the ultimate cockblockers. LOL.