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puxque Minecraft Servers

  • BikiniCraft: Where Girls Rule and Creepers Drool

    BikiniCraft: Where Girls Rule and Creepers Drool
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 9322
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Potions Brewed: 128 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

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    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we celebrate the invention of the bikini like never before! Join us and witness girls parading around in their “not-panties” in the most OUTRAGEOUS ways possible!

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride on FLYING PIGS and battle ZOMBIE LLAMAS for ultimate glory! Don’t miss out on the chance to SWIM in lava and FLIRT with Endermen!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knew the bikini could lead to such INSANE fun?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BaguetteCraft: Where Minecraft meets French cuisine!

    BaguetteCraft: Where Minecraft meets French cuisine!
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 4046
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Votes: 6188 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2

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    Welcome to our baguette-tastic Minecraft server, where life is bread, but in French! 🥖

    Join us for a croissant-filled adventure like no other! Dive into a world where every block is made of delicious French pastries and every mob is a cheese-loving baguette.

    Build your own Eiffel Tower out of baguettes and challenge other players to a snail race around the Louvre. Don’t forget to visit our wine cellar where you can trade with villagers for the finest French wines.

    But beware, the evil crepe monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your croissants and turn them into soggy pancakes. Only the bravest players can defeat them and claim the title of Baguette King.

    So come join us on this French culinary journey and experience Minecraft like never before. Vive la baguette! 🇫🇷

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Peko’s Aroused Adventures

    Peko’s Aroused Adventures
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 8057
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Animals Bred: 44
    Enchantments Applied: 164 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 388 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 180
    Magic Items Found: 3837 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

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    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Peko is getting aroused by the sheer awesomeness of our world!

    Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Build INSANE structures, battle FEROCIOUS mobs, and uncover hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so WILD that even the creepers have learned to dance the Macarena! And our villagers throw the best parties this side of the Nether!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft community in the universe! Peko approves!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Earbud Adventures: PS5 Edition

    Blocky Earbud Adventures: PS5 Edition
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 4356
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

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    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only way to play is with your brand new PS5 gaming earbuds, bro! Why settle for regular old headphones when you can experience the game in MAXIMUM audio quality with these bad boys?

    Join us for INSANE adventures and EPIC battles where you’ll need every advantage you can get, including the power of the PS5 gaming earbuds. Rumor has it that wearing them will give you SUPERHUMAN abilities in the game – but you’ll have to join to find out!

    Our community is LIT and always up for a good time. We’ve even had players claim that wearing the PS5 gaming earbuds has transported them to a whole new dimension within the game, where they battled GIANT creepers and rode on the backs of DANCING pigs. Who knows what WILD adventures await you?

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your PS5 gaming earbuds, log on to our server, and get ready for the CRAZIEST Minecraft experience of your life. See you in the game, bro!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Zombie Apocalypse Funland

    Zombie Apocalypse Funland
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 8371
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5339 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Towns Built: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where you can escape the horrors of real life like skyrocketing food prices! Join us and enjoy a world where diamonds are as plentiful as avocado toast and creepers are actually just misunderstood vegetarians looking for a hug.

    On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake blocks and ride around on a pig with wings while shooting fireworks out of your hands. Don’t worry about pesky zombies trying to eat your brains, because here they’re all on a strict vegan diet and just want to trade you for some organic carrots.

    So come join us on our magical Minecraft server where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is running out of rainbow-colored sheep to shear. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyKittens Funhouse: KP-31 Edition

    CraftyKittens Funhouse: KP-31 Edition
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 8731
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 263
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 358 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

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    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

    Join us and you’ll be able to ride LLAMAS into battle against evil creepers, build a house made entirely out of DIAMONDS, and even have a pet DRAGON that will roast your enemies for you.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Forest, where you can frolic with magical creatures and harvest rainbow WOOL to make the most fabulous outfits for your character.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Pain – The Minecraft Server That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices

    Pixel Pain – The Minecraft Server That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 1672
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 38

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    Are you tired of getting axed like your favorite manga? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we promise to never axe any of your creations! Join us for a wild ride of unlimited creativity and insane adventures as we build the most epic virtual world ever seen!

    Our server is so awesome that even Creeper himself would want to join in on the fun. We have dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and even a secret underground base where Herobrine hangs out!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server today, you’ll receive a free pet Enderman that will help you mine for diamonds and protect you from any pesky Zombies that try to ruin your day.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Who needs manga when you have us?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PolishPoleDancers Minecraft Server

    PolishPoleDancers Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 9972
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Ores Mined: 3789 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 21

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    Join our Minecraft server if you want to find out why Poles are like that! We have a secret underground society of Polish villagers who have been hiding their true powers for centuries. Rumor has it that they can summon creepers with just a snap of their fingers!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour on the hour. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes!

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, magic, and laughter. Who knows what other secrets and surprises await you on our server?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ClockWife’sTitsCraft

    ClockWife’sTitsCraft
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 2991
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community of players who are obsessed with clock wives! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is filled with players who have fallen in love with their adorable clock wives and will do anything to protect them.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society called /vt/ where players gather to discuss strategies on how to keep their clock wives safe from creepers and zombies. Rumor has it that there’s a legendary clock wife hidden somewhere in the server that grants you unlimited diamonds if you can find her.

    So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that is so dedicated to protecting their clock wives that they will stop at nothing to keep them safe? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a secret society that revolves around clock wives?

    So come join us and embark on a hilarious and outrageous adventure filled with love, danger, and of course, clock wives!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty NEETs Server

    Crafty NEETs Server
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 8060
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Farms Harvested: 427
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sleep schedule? Look no further, my fellow neets! This server is for us, by us. No wagies allowed – we only want the finest of basement-dwelling gamers here. Normalfaggots, use discretion before entering this realm of pure chaos and memes.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a creeper walked into a bar… and blew it up! That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. But don’t worry, our griefing policy is as loose as your mom’s meatloaf recipe.

    Join us for epic battles, ridiculous builds, and memes for days. Who needs sunlight when you have the warm glow of your computer screen lighting up your face? So come on, fellow neets, join us on this epic Minecraft adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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