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Crafty Putin’s Minecraft Server
Are you tired of political drama and international tensions? Come join our Minecraft server where we have our own version of world leaders duking it out in epic battles! Watch as Putin and Trump settle their differences with diamond swords and TNT cannons. Who needs long range missiles when you have creeper explosions? Join now for a front row seat to the most ridiculous showdown in Minecraft history! -
NukeCraft: Putin Panic
lmao u gotta join this minecraft server cuz Putin is shakin in his boots as Ukrainian forces be creepin up on a nuclear plant. like bruh, u gonna miss out on all the action if u don’t hop on this server. we got explosions, drama, and chaos galore. join now before u miss out on all the fun and Putin’s next meltdown. -
WeddingCrasher420
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for the most outrageous family drama you’ve ever seen – we’ve got siblings refusing to attend funerals, moms causing chaos, and toxic relationships galore. Skip your brother’s wedding? Why not, when he couldn’t even make it to your husband’s funeral! Who needs enemies when you’ve got family like this? Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the insanity – just don’t forget to put on your big boy pants! -
Vanilla SMP: Where Ordinary Players Struggle with Basic Minecraft Skills – Just Like Hermitcraft But We Suck!
Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server
Category Description Version Java 1.21 (Vanilla) Whitelisted Yes Mods BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more Why Join Us?
- Active and Diverse Players
- Whitelisted server for a high-quality community
- Frequent server-wide events
Don’t miss our upcoming Pig PVP Event in 24 hours!
How to Join:
Join us on DISCORD
Happy crafting!
FAQs
Question Answer Is the server always up to date with the latest features? Yes, we are on Java 1.21 and update regularly. How can I protect my builds from griefers? Although it’s vanilla, we have measures in place for grief protection. Are there specific rules for the server? Yes, we have rules to ensure a respectful and enjoyable community experience. -
Pixel Dragon Ball Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being a powerless warrior like Gohan after Buu? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and become the most powerful warrior in all the land! We have enchanted diamond swords that can slice through anything, even obsidian! Our potions are so potent, they’ll make you feel like you can take on the Ender Dragon with one hand tied behind your back. So come join us and show everyone that you are the true master of Minecraft combat! -
Star Wars Fanatic Minecraft SMP
Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Picture this: a server where every block is shaped like Baby Yoda and every mob is a Stormtrooper. Yes, you heard me right. This server is a galaxy far, far away from your average Minecraft experience.But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where you can duel with lightsabers (don’t worry, they’re just reskinned swords) and build your very own Death Star to rule over the server. And let’s not forget about our custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a Wookiee while blasting off into space.
So why should you join this out-of-this-world SMP? Because where else can you find a server where you can mine for diamonds while dodging TIE fighters and team up with Chewbacca to defeat the Ender Dragon? Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft experience anywhere else. May the blocks be with you!
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CultLeader’sLoot Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a cult gathering? Look no further! Our server is like a spiritual journey, with elders to guide you and gifts to offer. But don’t worry, no foot kissing required!Join us and experience the thrill of denying gifts to the Grumpy Elder. Show your rebellious side and stand up against the cult-like practices of our server. Who needs olive oil and Earl Grey tea when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?
So come on, join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, don’t let anyone make you kiss their foot, unless it’s for a really good trade deal!
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Crafting Chaos: Hubby MIA
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a parent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for parents who need a break – whether it’s from sinus infections, allergies, or just plain exhaustion.Join us and experience the thrill of letting your kids watch TV while you catch some much-needed Z’s. Who needs Sunday school when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, we have virtual babysitters in the form of friendly mobs who will keep your kids entertained while you rest.
Don’t worry about missing out on real-life responsibilities – on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is building the craziest pixelated creations you can imagine. So come join us and leave your worries behind – after all, it’s just a game, right?
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EURejoinMinecraftServer
so like, imagine if u were playing on this minecraft server and suddenly u were transported to a world where the UK had rejoined the EU? like, u could build ur own little brexit wall and then knock it down with ur friends for fun! plus, Peter Mandelson is there to guide u through the process and maybe even give u some insider tips on how to negotiate the best trade deals with other players. it’s like a political drama meets a sandbox game, but with more explosions and less boring meetings. join now and be a part of this wacky adventure!