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CraftyPutinPrisonMC Server

activism, advocacy, authoritarian regime, CraftyPutinPrisonMC, Democracy, fear, freedom of speech, government repression, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, international relations, Kara-Murza, opposition, political exile, political persecution, Putin’s prison, Release, russia, Russian dissident, Server, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1361	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

so, like, you ever been in a Minecraft server where the admin is like a total dictator, bro? well, this server is like that, but on steroids, man. we got this admin who thinks he’s Putin or something, locking up players left and right for the most ridiculous reasons. it’s like a virtual prison, but with creepers and zombies instead of guards.

but hey, if you survive long enough to get released, you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends. like this one time, Kara-Murza got locked up for building a statue of a potato. a potato, bro! can you believe it? but now he’s free and ready to take on the world of blocks and pixels once again.

so come join our crazy server, where you never know what’s gonna happen next. just watch out for Putin’s prison, man. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the laughs and the epic tales you’ll have to tell.

StiffedCraft: WIBTAH Wax Ladies

Brazilian wax, customer service, Disrespect, employment, intimate waxing, ladies, loyalty, new waxer, personal grooming, Petty, Restaurant, salon, Server, service industry, Sour Taste, stiffed, StiffedCraft, tip percentage, Tipping, wax, wax lady, waxing, WIBTAH

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6000
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	New Chunks Explored:	747386
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Looking for a new Minecraft server? Look no further! Our server is like getting a Brazilian wax – intimate and exciting! Join us and leave a good tip of fun and craziness!

Imagine this: you’ve been mining and crafting with us for years, leaving behind a trail of diamonds and laughs. But then, one day, you stumble upon a new server that leaves you with only 7% of the fun you used to have. That’s just disrespectful!

Don’t be an asshole, join our server where the only thing getting waxed is our sense of humor. Leave behind the old and embrace the new, where the blocks are always hot and the tips are always generous. Come on, don’t be shy – join us today and let the fun begin!

AliveAndCrafty Minecraft SMP

achieving goals, AliveAndCrafty, appreciating beauty, emotional well being, enjoying life, experiencing joy, finding happiness, finding meaning, living fully, Making A Difference, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, personal growth, physical health, purpose in life, pursuing passions, reasons for living, relationships, Self Discovery, smp, spiritual fulfillment

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of living in the boring real world where you have to pay bills and adult responsibilities? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, explore hidden dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block is made of delicious tacos and the only way to survive is by eating your way out. Plus, every new player gets a pet panda that can fly and shoot laser beams from its eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

ProcrastinationCraft

Decision making, delayed tasks, efficiency, goal-setting, organization, Prioritization, procrastination, ProcrastinationCraft, productivity, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-discipline, task avoidance, task completion, task management, task prioritization, time allocation, time awareness, Time management, time perception, work habits

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ores Mined:	4017
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Emeralds Found:	438
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Are you tired of procrastinating on your tasks in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and procrastinate on virtual tasks instead!

Our server is filled with so many distractions and fun activities that you’ll forget all about your real-life responsibilities. Need to clean your room? Nah, build a castle instead! Forgot to do your homework? Don’t worry, you can mine for diamonds all day long!

Join us and let your procrastination reach new levels of epicness. Who needs to adult when you can play Minecraft all day?

SlobberCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, Blowjob, Commission, Cum, Daphne, deep throat, Discord, email, Erotica, explicit, fanfiction, gagging, hentai, Lesbian, Minecraft, oral sex, payment, saliva, Server, SlobberCraft, throat fuck, velma, Velma and Daphne

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9901
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Towns Built:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Potions Brewed:	52
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make Velma’s head spin like a propeller! Join us for the most epic adventures and build your own world where anything is possible.

Just like Daphne and Velma, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with our wacky community. And hey, if you’re into commissioning stories like the one above, we got you covered! For just $9 per 1,000 words, you can have your wildest fantasies brought to life by our talented storytellers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, PayPal only – we don’t accept Scooby Snacks as payment.

SMP Shenanigans: Serbia Edition – Minecraft SMP

anger, BALKANS, Conflict, Diplomacy, discrimination, eastern europe, Edition, ethnic tensions, Europe, Genocide, hate, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, kosovo, Minecraft, nationalism, peace negotiations, Political, protest, Serbia, Shenanigans, smp, War

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	9299	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but with more explosions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and commands an army of chicken minions. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s because it is.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember one thing: FUCK SERBIA!

NoSisNoSittingWeek

Babysitting, busy life, Commitment, Disappointment, errands, family, flexibility, Guilt, Help, me time, new mom, Niece, NoSisNoSittingWeek, overextending, personal commitments, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, social life, Support, workload

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Runes Activated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of feeling guilty for not wanting to babysit your sister’s little one every week? Do you want to avoid being called selfish for wanting to maintain your own sanity? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join our server and escape the pressures of real life responsibilities. Instead of changing diapers and dealing with tantrums, you can build your own virtual world where the only crying you’ll hear is from your fellow players who can’t beat your epic creations.

Forget about feeling guilty – on our server, the only thing you’ll feel is pure joy as you explore endless possibilities and make new friends who understand the struggle of balancing family obligations with personal time.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to babysitting drama forever! Trust us, your niece will thank you for it (even if she doesn’t know it).

CharactActorCraft

Actor, Beloved, career, Casting, CharactActorCraft, Character, Entertainment, FAMOUS, film, iconic, memorable, on-screen, Performance, Personality, portrayal, Role, stereotype, talent, television, typecast, unforgettable

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7592
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5957	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated lands of our Minecraft server when suddenly you stumble upon a player who looks EXACTLY like a famous actor. But not just any actor, oh no. This player IS that actor, in all their glory. You can only see them as the iconic character they played, whether it’s a swashbuckling pirate, a wizard with a lightning scar, or a talking raccoon with a penchant for thievery. Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the lines between reality and fiction are hilariously blurred. Who knows, you might even run into a player who looks suspiciously like a certain actor who always plays a lovable goofball. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the wacky adventures begin!

CraftyKorean4DayWeek

2025, 4-day workweek, CraftyKorean4DayWeek, Economy, employee benefits, employment, flexible schedule, government policy, innovation, Korea, labor laws, labor market, productivity, social experiment, south korea, Time management, work culture, work hours, work schedule, work-life balance, workweek.

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1506
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Animals Bred:	112
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7919

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. one time, a player found a diamond the size of their head and used it as a hat. we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena. it’s lit, fam. come join the fun before the llamas take over and make everyone wear sombreros. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

CraftyWordArt

#word art, artistic expression, artistic writing, beautiful writing, Calligraphy, CraftyWordArt, creative writing, decorative lettering, elegant script, expressive writing, hand lettering, handwriting, lettering art, lettering design, lettering techniques, penmanship, script writing, typography, visual writing, writing styles, written art

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5121
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	9681	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6

so, like, you know when you try to draw words in minecraft and they look like a 5-year-old scribbled them? well, on this server, you can only write words in the most artistic way possible. no more ugly signs or chat messages, only beautiful, elegant words that will make you feel like a calligraphy master.

also, did i mention that we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise? yeah, they wear funky space suits and trade in intergalactic goods. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

oh, and if you’re into parkour, we have a course that’s so insane, even the most skilled players will struggle. it’s like the olympics of minecraft parkour, with obstacles that will make you question your sanity.

so, if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to experience something truly unique and wacky, come join us. who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wonderful world?

SkinToneCraft Minecraft Server

beauty, complexion, cultural background, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, Identity, Inclusivity, Individuality, Melanin, Minecraft, personal appearance, pigmentation, prejudice, Race, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self-acceptance, Server, skin colour, SkinToneCraft, social constructs, societal norms

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Runes Activated:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a skin color for every mood! Feeling blue? We got you covered. Feeling green with envy? We’ve got that too! Join us and let your true colors shine in the most colorful Minecraft server around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Who wouldn’t want to join a server where even the creepers have killer dance moves?

So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive dance parties). Join us today and let the fun begin!