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PutinMonkeTrumpMonkeLolz – Where outdated memes go to die and cringe culture thrives! Join us for a chaotic Minecraft adventure!

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2770
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Star Shards Collected:	63	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where Putin monke and Trump monke are living their best lives! These monkeys are actually civilized, unlike those crazy apes running amok. Leftists beware, we don’t skin helpless animals here – we let them run free and join in on the fun! So come join us on our server where the monkeys rule the land and the only thing we glorify is science (and maybe the occasional banana). See you there!

PixelPretties

accessories, attractiveness, aura, beauty, Body language, Charm, clothing, Confidence, EYES, facial features, first impression, hair, Observation, Personality, physical appearance, PixelPretties, Posture, PRESENCE, Smile, Style, WOMAN

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

aid, aid delivery, aid truck, Attack, Attempt, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, defense forces, gaza, Gaza terrorists, Humanitarian Aid, idf, intervention, Israel, Loot, Lootcraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, Terrorism, thwart, violence

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

Helosion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	138	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Animals Bred:	146	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

play.helosion.net

Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

Crafty, Minds.., Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5010
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

ai, Generated, HOLY, Language Model, list, long tail, Minecraft, mori, nlp, Shit, smp, tags

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!

bad encounters, BLEW, Closure, CreeperAvoider, difficult people, emotional baggage, forgiveness, Healing Process, hindsight, House, lessons learned, letting go, life lessons, moving on, negative experiences, past mistakes, personal growth, regret, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, toxic relationships, Wishful thinking

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2657
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Endless Night Skies:	4	New Chunks Explored:	620011
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2088
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE STRIKE BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! JOIN US AND BLOW UP ARMS DEPOTS IN NORTHWESTERN RUSSIA FOR FUNZIES!!! WATCH THE EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS UNFOLD AS YOU BATTLE IT OUT WITH OTHER PLAYERS IN EPIC PVP BATTLES!!! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?!?! JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS!!!

CraftyWelcomeCulture

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7864
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	518
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Holy Coconut

Adventure, BUILD, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Exploration, FANTASY, German, Lovely, Mini Games, multiplayer, New server, REST, role playing, Roleplay, Sandbox, smp, Social, Survival, teamwork, world

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	168
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mines Excavated:	1823	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

We are a new German server with a lovely community! We offer you a new SMP so that everyone can rest and build a new world!

heiligekokos.g-portal.game:29331

Raftel

1.21, Beta Registration, Build Reward, Competitive Ranking, Faction, Factions, Farmable, In-Game Grades, Individual PvP, minecraft server, October 18 2024, PvP, Raftel, Regular Events, server opening, Survival, TNT Disable, top faction, Unique, Website

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2232
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8389	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Void Gems Collected:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

PvP-Factions Unique 1.21 TNT Disable 2000 blocks around spawn Farmable In-Game Grades Competitive Ranking | Faction | Individual PvP Top Faction/PVP/Build Reward Regular events Server opening on October 18, 2024 Beta registration on our website

raftel.craft.gg:10025