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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 9902 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!
