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DressCraft: FlatterMeFabulously

body flaunting, body positivity, body shaming, bridesmaid drama, bridesmaid etiquette, DressCraft, family conflict, fashion choices, FlatterMeFabulously, floor length dress, navy blue dress, off the shoulder sleeves, postpartum body, self-confidence, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, sister drama, tight waist, wedding attire, wedding dress, wedding planning

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8085
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Star Shards Collected:	172	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Animals Bred:	43
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that your blocky avatar must wear navy blue dresses! Just kidding, that would be ridiculous. But speaking of ridiculous, let me tell you about the time I (21f) became a bridesmaid for my sister’s (30f) wedding.

So my sister got engaged after getting pregnant, and she’s all stressed out about the wedding. She demanded all the bridesmaids wear navy blue dresses, so I went out and got this stunning dress that accentuated my waist and made me feel like a Minecraft model. When I showed it to her, she freaked out and accused me of trying to steal her spotlight. Like, sis, I’m just trying to look good for the creepers, okay?

Long story short, she banned me from the wedding because my dress was too “skimpy” for her postpartum body. But hey, I’m not returning this dress, it cost me diamonds! So if you want to join a Minecraft server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion, come on over. Just leave your navy blue dresses at home, okay?

NudeFam Minecraft SMP

acceptance, body positivity, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, culture, family, Individuality, Minecraft, norms, NudeFam, nudity, Open-mindedness, Opinions, personal beliefs, privacy, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, smp, social constructs, Taboos, VALUES

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6706
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Emeralds Found:	4981	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
New Chunks Explored:	359724	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our SMP is all about pushing boundaries and breaking taboos! We encourage nudity within our Minecraft families because why should pixels have to wear clothes? Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous skins and hilarious hijinks. Who knows, you might even find your long lost pixelated cousin and have a family reunion like no other! So come on, join our server and let your Minecraft family flag fly!

BlockyHeartbreaks

BlockyHeartbreaks, emotional distress, emotional pain, emotional trauma, Grief, Heartache, Heartbreaking, heartbreaking situation, hurtful moment, painful experience, painful memory, sorrow, sorrowful moment, Suffering, tragic event, Trauma, traumatic experience, Witness, witnessing hurt, witnessing pain, witnessing suffering

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Animals Bred:	116	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

Have you ever seen a creeper blow up someone’s meticulously built house right before their eyes? Or watched as someone accidentally fell into a pit of lava with all their diamond gear? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll witness even more epic fails and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of shenanigans. Who needs drama in real life when you can experience all the madness in the virtual world? So come on, join us and prepare for the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft adventure of your life!

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

artillery, Attack, battle, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, eastern front, international relations, Invasion, KremlinCraft, kyiv, Losses, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, russia, Russian army, Server, Troops, Ukraine, Vehicles, War

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	772
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Farms Harvested:	752

LOL come join this epic minecraft server where russia loses 1,400 troops, 71 artillery, and 159 vehicles in ONE DAY! kyiv is lit af on this server, you gotta see it to believe it! we got crazy battles, explosions, and chaos everywhere! join now and be part of the madness, you won’t regret it! #russialoses #kyivminecraftmadness

NukeCraftFunTime

Attack, Conflict, Crisis, danger, Defense, escalation, Government, international relations, Military, nuclear plants, NukeCraftFunTime, president, putin, russia, Safety, SECURITY, threat, Ukraine, War, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	557
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur base from creepers and stuff? well, on this server, u gotta protect ur nuclear plants from russia! they be tryna attack and u gotta be the hero to stop them! join now to save the world from a radioactive disaster! plus, we got flying pigs and dancing llamas, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, be a hero and have some fun at the same time!

Planet PlopCraft

astronomical discovery, astronomical observation, astronomical phenomenon, Astronomy, celestial body, Cosmic Discovery, discovery, earth-like planet, Exoplanet, Future, planet, planetary orbit, planetary science, PlopCraft, potential habitability, scientific research, solar system, Space discovery, space exploration, stellar evolution, Universe, white dwarf

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4137	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

so, like, imagine this, right? we found this crazy planet orbiting a white dwarf star, like, what even is that? but get this, it’s just like earth, but, like, way cooler. there’s, like, diamonds everywhere and the pigs can fly, man. it’s, like, a sneak peek into the future of our solar system, but, like, way more fun. so, come join us on this wild ride and explore this wacky planet with us. who knows what kind of adventures we’ll have, dude. it’s gonna be, like, out of this world, literally.

Block Party Minecraft Server

29K2IX1AGd0ACxJL, 8qfbNwpIBbw, BLOCK, level5, LEVEL5 TGS 2024, Minecraft, Party, Server, youtube live

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4236
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	550

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on a wild adventure through Level 5 of the TGS 2024 tournament where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have a dance-off with a creeper!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco Ball, where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Netherworld, where you can challenge the fearsome Ender Dragon to a game of chess!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Jobless Steve Minecraft SMP

Identity, inner peace, Jobless, material possessions, Minecraft, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-realization, smp, societal expectations, steve

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9759
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of being defined by your job, your bank account, or the car you drive? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where none of that matters!

Here, you can be whoever you want to be – whether it’s a block-building wizard, a llama whisperer, or a potato farmer. The possibilities are endless! And who needs a wallet when you can trade diamonds and emeralds instead?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of dancing chickens who hold the key to unlimited riches. Will you be the one to uncover their feathered secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and discover a world where your true self can shine – no job titles or bank statements required!

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

aita, CheaterCraft, Cheating, cousin, dyslexia, education, Friend, ipad, Job, Minecraft, nursing program, personal iPad, Preparation, PRESSURE, Program, re-test, refusal, scheme, Server, study materials, study time, TEAS test, test

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7189
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and make you think on your feet? Look no further than our server, where we make sure you’re prepared for any challenge that comes your way!

Join our server and experience the thrill of troubleshooting in real-time, just like the OP did with their friend’s TEAS test. Can you figure out the solution before time runs out and you have to leave to pick up your kids? Only the most skilled players will prevail!

But that’s not all – we also offer study materials for our server, so you can prepare for any task that comes your way. And if you need a break from studying, you can always recruit a friend or cousin to help you out, just like the OP’s friend did.

So if you’re looking for a server that will test your problem-solving skills, make you think on your feet, and maybe even help you pass a test or two, then join us today! Just remember, don’t forget to study for at least six weeks before you log on – you never know what challenges await you.

SickDayzMC

CHANGE, Communication, compassion, disability, Emotional support, Empathy, end of life care, family dynamics, family relationships, Grief, hospital visit, love, personal loss, Resentment, sacrifice, school attendance, second marriage, SickDayzMC, Stepbrother, stepfamily

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1526
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all the drama in your life? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your stepbrother’s end of life care and your dad’s new family drama.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans. Who needs family when you have a virtual world to escape to? Plus, our server is so epic, it’ll make you forget all about your dad’s second marriage and the sacrifices you had to make for your stepbrother.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not caring about your stepbrother’s situation, just hop on our server and let the fun begin. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can build a virtual empire and slay virtual dragons?

So, are you ready to ditch the family drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all your worries behind. After all, who needs emotions when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? Let’s craft away the pain and build a brighter tomorrow, one block at a time!