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ExBlockerz: GTFO in 7 Days

aita, apartment, bank account, bills, Breakup, breakup recovery, collateral fee, Days, ex boyfriend, ExBlockerz, family friend, family member, Friend, Futon, gtfo, illegal living situation, Lease, moving out, parents, Renovations, Rent, Venmo

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
New Chunks Explored:	232638	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex-relationship? Look no further! Join our server where we have epic battles over who gets to keep the virtual apartment! Will you be the one to furnish and take care of it, or will you be forced to sleep on a pixelated futon at your parents’ house?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of negotiating with stubborn players who refuse to leave your blocky abode. Will they find a new place in time, or will they be forced to live in a virtual cardboard box?

Join now for the ultimate breakup experience in Minecraft! Who needs therapy when you can settle your real-life drama in a virtual world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let the pixelated chaos begin!

NoLifeGamer Minecraft SMP

anti-social, boring life, Hermit, homebody, Introvert, isolated existence, ISOLATION, lack of social life, Loneliness, LONER, Minecraft, mundane existence, no friends, no hobbies, no life, NoLifeGamer, Recluse, shut-in, smp, social outcast, solitary lifestyle, stay at home, Uneventful

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6435
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to prove to the world that you have no life! We have players who have built entire cities made out of diamond blocks, farms that produce enchanted golden apples on the hour, and even a secret underground base filled with nothing but cake (because who needs diamonds when you have cake, right?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the dragon and now rides it around like a majestic steed. Want to join in on the fun and ride a dragon too? Then this is the place for you!

So come on over and show the world just how little of a life you have by joining our crazy, over-the-top Minecraft SMP. Who needs sunlight and fresh air when you can have virtual riches and dragon rides instead?

MinecraftMysteryMadness

bewildering, BIZARRE, bizarre occurrences, eerie, Enigmatic, eXtraordinary, Inexplicable, MinecraftMysteryMadness, Mysterious, odd, Paranormal, peculiar, perplexing, strange, strange experiences, Supernatural, Uncanny, Unexplainable, unexplained phenomena, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Farms Harvested:	525	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Have you ever been playing Minecraft and suddenly a herd of pink sheep descended from the sky and started dancing the Macarena? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our wacky Minecraft server yet!

Join us for a wild ride of craziness and chaos where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Will you dare to join them?

So if you’re ready to experience the most unexplainable and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Clock Control Craft

biological clock, biological rhythms, body clock, chronobiology, circadian disruption, circadian rhythm, clock, control, Craft, genetic regulation, jet lag treatment, light therapy, melatonin production, molecular mechanisms, protein function, seasonal adjustments, shift work, sleep cycles, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, sleep quality

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	896
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re in this crazy world where time doesn’t matter! like, you can play for hours and hours and it feels like minutes! it’s like having your own personal time machine, man!

and get this, the protein that controls your biological clock in the game? it’s like, all glitched out and stuff, so you can stay up all night building your epic castle without getting tired! no more jet lag or seasonal adjustments, just endless building and mining fun!

so, like, if you wanna join a server that messes with your sense of time and lets you play forever, then this is the place for you, dude! come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft time warp!

Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Reign and Spelling Doesn’t Matter

Badlands, Chaos, comrades, Discord, Divine, doesnt, enemies, Followers, Goblins, Gods, kill, Kingdom, Kingdoms, matter, Minecraft, Overthrow, power, Reign, Respect, Revenge, Roleplay, rules, Rustic, Server, Spelling, Vanilla, Worship

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8192
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	2873	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Votes:	948
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Minecraft Server Overview:

Goblin King:	Krenko
Server Theme:	Goblin chaos and worship of the god of chaos
Server Rules:	Kill anything that says goblins are weak Revenge fallen friends Follow the wishes of the god of chaos Respect if respected

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server theme?	The server is themed around goblins, chaos, and the worship of the god of chaos.
What are the server rules?	Kill anything that says goblins are weak Revenge fallen friends Follow the wishes of the god of chaos Respect if respected
How can I join the server?	Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/UQ5yQn8j

PvP Masters Minecraft Server

Competitive Gaming, Gaming, gaming choices, Gaming Community, gaming community discussions, gaming culture, gaming discussions, gaming experiences, gaming habits, gaming interests, gaming preferences, gaming style, Masters, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, PvP, pvp games, Server, Singleplayer, video games

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8220
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2224	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of playing boring old singleplayer Minecraft? Do you crave the thrill of battling it out with other players in epic PvP matches? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join our server and experience the chaos of PvP like never before. We have custom arenas, insane weapons, and even a secret underground lair where you can challenge the server owner to a duel for ultimate bragging rights.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you defeat them in battle. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world – if you can find it, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the wildest PvP adventures of your life!

Goon Minecraft SMP Dorm Situation

campus safety, campus security, college dorm safety, college life, dorm, dorm safety, dormitory living, dormitory safety, dormitory security, goon, Minecraft, personal safety, safety in college, safety in student housing, Safety Measures, safety precautions, safety tips, Situation, smp, staying safe in dorms, staying safe on campus, student accommodation, student housing, student safety, student security

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6095
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of being stuck in your boring dorm room with nothing to do? Do you crave adventure and excitement? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on epic quests, battle fearsome mobs, and build the most outrageous creations you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground rave parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas – they’re always up to something!

PreggoPals Minecraft Server

advice, Babysitting, Boundaries, brother, Burnout, Communication, DAUGHTER, family, Frustration, Help, Kids, Minecraft, nephew, newborn, Niece, parenting, Party, play date, PreggoPals, Pregnant, Resentment, Server, SIL

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9207
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Emeralds Found:	8899	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of babysitting your niece, nephew, and daughter while your brother and SIL kick back and relax! Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about little ones running wild and breaking things.

With our server, you’ll never have to deal with irresponsible parents again! Say goodbye to constantly watching over three kids while your family members enjoy themselves – on our server, everyone is responsible for their own gameplay.

And don’t worry about your SIL’s plans for a fourth child – on our server, parenting is a breeze and you can have as many virtual kids as you want without the stress. Plus, our virtual babysitting services are always available, so you can enjoy a date night without burdening your parents.

Join us now and leave the real-life drama behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be watching out for is creepers!

RelativesRageCraft

Assertiveness, Boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family disagreements, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family responsibilities, Family Support, family visitation, hospital etiquette, noise control, patient care, patient comfort, patient needs, RelativesRageCraft, Respect, setting boundaries

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family gatherings gone wrong? Look no further than our server! We promise no loud birthday parties, no demands for cake money, and definitely no messy furniture mishaps. Join us for a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic-free environment anywhere else. So come on over and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into our virtual world, in which case, we can’t promise any apologies or cake money.

BlockChain Bankruptcy: TeslaTrader306

BANKRUPTCY, Blockchain, Canadian Bank, court case, day trader, finance, Financial Advice, fortune, Investment, investment strategy, lawsuit, Lawsuit Against Bank, legal action, Loss, misleading, stock market, sues, tesla, TeslaTrader306, Trading, wealth, wealth management

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	148
Gods Slained:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

so u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will make u forget about ur financial troubles? well do i have the server for u! our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like this tesla day trader who lost his entire $306M fortune! but don’t worry, we won’t give u misleading financial advice like that canadian bank did. instead, we will give u the best advice on how to build the sickest minecraft creations and dominate the virtual world! join us now and let’s make some virtual money moves together!