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Pussyless Grind Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	544
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Tired of working your ass off with no reward in sight? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Why settle for a fat whore who smells like shit when you can join our server and have access to pussy of the highest caliber? That’s right, our server is filled with sexy Minecraft characters just waiting to be wooed by your pixelated charm. Say goodbye to your boring real life and hello to a virtual paradise where the possibilities are endless. Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!

BestDeciMinecraftSMP

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a roller coaster that was so fast, it actually launched them into space! True story. And another time, someone found a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (because who doesn’t love cake?). Plus, we have regular events like llama races and chicken jousting. So, if you want to experience the most epic, craziest, and downright wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life, then joining our SMP is definitely the best decision you’ll ever make. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6319
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Emeralds Found:	4646
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Buildings Constructed:	46
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Votes:	8296
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have a treat for you! Our server is the best kept secret on the Internet, and for good reason.

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Our server is so top secret, even Herobrine doesn’t know about it!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Llama Lava Jousting” and “Zombie Disco Party” that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community on the Internet. Just don’t tell anyone – it’s a secret, remember?

Monologue Craft: The Unreliable Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8056
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Villages Defended:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3214	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

so, like, have you ever wondered what it would be like if your inner monologue was, like, a total liar? well, guess what, on this epic minecraft server, your inner monologue is an unreliable narrator! imagine trying to mine for diamonds and your inner voice is all like, “nah bro, there’s no diamonds here, just keep digging straight down.” it’s like a constant battle of wits with yourself, but in a minecraft world.

also, did we mention that the pigs in this server can talk? yeah, that’s right, you can have full-on conversations with the pigs while you’re out exploring the land. they might even give you some insider tips on where to find the best loot.

oh, and get this – every time you build a new structure, a random celebrity will show up to rate it. imagine building a sick castle and then suddenly, oprah pops in to give it a thumbs up. it’s like a surprise celebrity guest every time you build something cool.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will mess with your mind in the best way possible, come join us. just be prepared for your inner monologue to lead you astray and for pigs to start chatting you up. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it.

ChillCraft Adventures Minecraft server

Achievements, Adventures, air drop, Auctions, boss killing, Bosses, Casino, Chillcraft, Crafts, Dungeons, Economy, Enchantments, hats, minecraft server, PvP, Quests, Shops, Structures, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7943
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

ChillCraft is a new project with cool locations, daily rewards, a quest system, pvp, and much more. – Exciting adventures and quests;

– New crafts and enchantments;

– Casino, economy, shops, auctions;

– Bosses, Dungeons, new structures;

– Air drop, hats, achievements.Come in and be part of the coolest survival and boss killing experience!

54.36.232.15:25583

Vtuber Animal Babes Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6176
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	3164	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where animals and humans just coexist peacefully? Well, look no further because on our server, Animal Vtubers can have babies with humans! That’s right, you can create some truly unique and hilarious offspring that will have everyone on the server talking.

Join us for a wild ride of cross-species romance and wacky adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a half-pig, half-human child that can fly and shoot lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless on our crazy server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might just find true love with a llama or start a family with a chicken. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few Minecraft mods).

Minecraft SMP – /eftg/ – ESCAPE FROM TARKOV general

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3061
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	974474
Potions Brewed:	115	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	81	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only patch notes you need to worry about are the ones that patch up the holes in your base from creepers exploding! Forget about Russian sneedware, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor waiting for you to conquer the arena and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

Looking for some ammo charts? We’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of arrows, potions, and even TNT for those explosive moments. And don’t forget to visit our Gun Builder Website, where you can calculate the perfect overswing for your next epic battle.

New to Minecraft? No problem! Check out our guide for newfags and quest tracker to help you navigate the world of blocks and monsters. Need some changes? Our change list is constantly updated to keep things fresh and exciting.

Join our Minecraft SMP server today and leave the tranny and homo grooming servers behind. SPTSPT may be offline, but our server is always buzzing with activity and laughter. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like never before!

PropertyCraft – Inherit & Build

assets, BUILD, Church, Communication, concerns, decision, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, family, Financial, generations, inherit, Inheritance, Legacy, memorial fund, parents, Properties, PropertyCraft, Religion, Siblings, Support, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1555
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom’s sudden change of heart about her will? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning reality just like OP is questioning their mom’s decision to donate everything to the church.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden surprises that will keep you on your toes. Just like how OP’s mom surprised them with her new will, you’ll never know what’s around the corner on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as OP’s mom’s sudden change of heart, come join us! Who knows, maybe you’ll find a diamond sword that’s actually a key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of chickens wearing top hats. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!

TinyJoy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2886
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Void Gems Collected:	36
Ores Mined:	9365	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Rebellion, where feathers and beef fly everywhere! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a diamond pickaxe enchanted with the power of unlimited tacos!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of glowstone? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPantyPop

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

What’s the female equivalent of having a random boner? It’s joining our Minecraft server and suddenly finding yourself surrounded by a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist the urge to join in on the fun and build your own disco sheep army to take over the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Elak’s wacky world of factions, funky economy, crazy weapons, and doodle map… oh and some other stuff too

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8017
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

World of Elak

Version: java 1.20.1

Features:

Survival Gameplay	Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
Land System	Create and manage your own tribe with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving nation.
Economy	Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
Custom weapons	Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
Custom brewing	Brew ales, wines and more! (including custom recipes!)
Tribes	Create or join tribes with players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak!

Join us now and start your adventure! (ip/server info in our discord)

Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can find the server information in our Discord server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
Can I create my own tribe?	Yes, players have the ability to create their own tribes and invite others to join.
Are there any in-game events?	We regularly host events such as PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and more to keep the gameplay exciting.