Pussy (Round) Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BabyBlockChristmas

BabyBlockChristmas, baking cookies, Board Games, christmas, christmas dinner, creating traditions, crowded events, decorating, family gatherings, family priorities, family traditions, guilt trip, husband’s family, new parent challenges, overseas travel, quality family time, RSV season, travel with baby, uninterrupted time, wife’s family

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	380	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Are you tired of boring Christmas traditions with your in-laws who can’t cook to save their lives? Do you want to start your own epic Christmas traditions with your baby and actually enjoy the holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the drama of family guilt trips and boring TV marathons. On our server, you can create your own holiday wonderland, bake virtual cookies, and decorate to your heart’s content. Plus, there’s no RSV season to worry about here – just pure Minecraft fun!

Forget about crowded trains and long car rides – on our server, you can travel to magical lands with just a click of a button. And who needs board games when you can battle it out in epic Minecraft PvP matches?

So come join us and make Christmas great again – because here, the only tradition is having a blast with your virtual family!

FishyFriends Minecraft SMP

aquariums, aquatic pets, exotic fish, fish aesthetics, fish behavior, fish care, fish companionship, fish enthusiasts, fish feeding, fish health, fish hobbyists, fish keeping, fish maintenance, fish relaxation, fish species, fish tanks, FishyFriends, freshwater fish, Minecraft, pet fish, saltwater fish, smp, tropical fish

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3706
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of swimming in the same old fish tank in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where pet fish are the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about creepers and zombies, our server is run by a council of wise and powerful fish who will guide you on your epic adventures.

But beware, these fish are not your average pets. They have magical powers that can turn you into a fish yourself if you’re not careful. Imagine swimming through the oceans of Minecraft as a majestic fish, ruling over the land with your underwater powers.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of fish-loving players who will help you navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the fish are the true masters of the game? Join us now and dive into a world unlike any other!

PixelPoundsLost

Accountability, balance, Consistency, Dedication, determination, Exercise, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, mindset shift, motivation, patience, perseverance, PixelPoundsLost, progress, self-care, self-discipline, success, support system, transformation, weight loss

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2750
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of trying to lose weight but failing every time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the secret to shedding those pounds! Join us and watch the virtual blocks melt away those extra calories as you mine and build your way to a slimmer you. Rumor has it, the more diamonds you find, the more inches you lose off your waistline! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6204
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	3364	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Betrayed Many Eldians Minecraft SMP – Fought Four Titans Shifters Almost

#Forbiddenlove, Anime, attackontitan, BETRAYAL, betrayaloftrust, Betrayed, Eldianhistory, Eldians, eren, Farmer, Fought, heroicact, historia, Manga, mikasa, Minecraft, sacrifice, Selflessness, shifters, smp, titanpowers, titans, titanshifters, tragicdeath, tragicend, ultimatebetrayal

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the drama is as intense as Attack on Titan? Look no further! Join our server where players have betrayed each other, fought off titans (or in this case, creepers), and even sacrificed themselves for the sake of love triangles. You never know what crazy plot twist will happen next, so join now and see if you can survive the chaos! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns, like watching your favorite character get piped by a farmer…wait, what?!

ThermoLockCraft

aita, anemic, Communication, compromise, family, Fan, Freezing, houseguests, hvac system, leaving soon, locking thermostat, Pregnant, Repair, Room temperature, temperature control, ThermoLockCraft, thermostat settings

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	134	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates messing with your thermostat? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about someone changing the temperature on you ever again!

Our server is so cool (literally, we keep it at a perfect 73 degrees) that you won’t even need a fan running 24/7 like some people do in real life. Plus, we have a strict “no thermostat changing” policy, so you can game in peace without any unwanted temperature adjustments.

Don’t be stuck in a freezing cold house with roommates who can’t agree on a temperature. Join our server and enjoy the perfect virtual climate while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life thermostat drama!

LoveTapCraft

Affection, appreciation, Bond, Caring, Connection, emotional, Gratitude, Heartfelt, Heartwarming, Impact, Kindness, love, LoveTapCraft, Meaningful, memorable, relationship, Significant, smallest gesture, Special, thoughtful, touching

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ores Mined:	8443	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where the smallest gesture of love can lead to the biggest impact on your gameplay. Imagine planting a single flower and suddenly a giant heart-shaped garden sprouts up, giving you all the love and support you need to conquer the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From a cow that tells jokes to a chicken that moonwalks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense system, escalation, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, Missiles, nuclear deal, regional conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tension, War

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can dodge missiles like ur in a war zone? well this server is for u! we got so many missiles flying around u wont know what hit u (literally). join now and experience the thrill of trying to build ur house while dodging explosions left and right. who needs peace when u can have chaos amirite? come join the fun and see if u can survive the missile madness.

CraftyIsraelWarz

Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyIsraelWarz, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, global impact, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nuclear Threat, political turmoil, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, War

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7359
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	119	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy battles like the attack on israel but way more fun and with less consequences!!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got players building massive forts and castles to defend against the evil forces of creepers and zombies! 🏰🧟‍♂️

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers to summon dragons and ride them into battle against your enemies! 🐉🔥

plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! we have dance parties in the virtual world and even have a secret underground disco club! 💃🕺

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever! who needs real life conflicts when you can have all the fun here? 😂🎮🚀

VEXAS Craft: UBA1 Dysfunction

autoimmune diseases, Cancer, cancer research, cellular pathways, clinical implications, Craft, Disease mechanisms, Dysfunction, genetic disorders, inflammatory conditions, Molecular biology, oncology, personalized medicine, Protein degradation, rare diseases, targeted therapies, tumor development, UBA1, UBA1 dysfunction, UBA1 dysfunction in VEXAS, ubiquitin-proteasome system, VEXAS

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1617
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	7

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u r in a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. not only that, but u can ride on the back of a llama while shooting fireballs from ur hands.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can build a house made entirely of diamonds and ride a roller coaster made of cake. and if u ever get bored, just hop on a unicorn and ride into the sunset.

oh, did i mention that the server is run by a group of talking pandas who are also expert minecraft players? yep, they will guide u through all the crazy adventures and make sure u have the time of ur life.

so what r u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it!