Pushloop Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GFsFriendAvoiderMC

anal sex, avoidance, avoidance behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, consent, discomfort, Friend, GFsFriendAvoiderMC, Girlfriend, group hangout, Impact, JOKE, peer pressure, PRESSURE, relationships, Respect, silly, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4324
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Are you tired of drama in your Minecraft server? Join our server where we promise no one will ever joke about anal sex, I mean, come on, that’s just inappropriate for a blocky world! Our server is a safe space where you can mine and build without any uncomfortable jokes being thrown around.

We guarantee that you won’t have to avoid anyone like this poor player who had to avoid ‘Emma’ because of a joke gone wrong. On our server, everyone is respectful and mature (well, as mature as you can be in a world made of blocks).

So come join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience! Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows in our world, so who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

BlockyLoveCo

BlockyLoveCo, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Dedication, Happiness, healthy relationship, Intimacy, lasting love, long term, love, loyalty, Partnership, patience, Respect, secret to success, strong bond, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	5	Dimension Hops:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Endless Night Skies:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of your significant other hogging the TV remote and leaving their dirty socks all over the place? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate relationship counselor! Join us and watch as your partner transforms into a master builder, crafting beautiful structures and working together with you to defeat creepers and zombies. Who needs couples therapy when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor to bond over? Say goodbye to boring date nights and hello to epic adventures in the virtual world! So come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

AccentCraft: Just for Fun!

AccentCraft, Accents, Asian accent, Australian Accent, british accent, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, french accent, Fun, Language, Multiculturalism, offensive behavior, racial insensitivity, racism, Respect, sensitivity, social norms, Stereotypes, tolerance

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7673
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to play minecraft, like ever. we have, like, unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire everywhere. if you join, you’ll get a pet llama that farts rainbows and poops diamonds.

also, there’s this secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance and have a good time. you can join them and show off your sick dance moves.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? all you have to do is solve a riddle written in ancient minecraftian language.

plus, every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of candy and marshmallows. you can build a house out of chocolate and swim in a river of hot fudge.

so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? it’s the most insane and hilarious place to play minecraft. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild!

MineCraftMedSchool

anatomy, blood circulation, Blood flow, Blood vessels, body functions, cardiovascular health, cardiovascular system, circulatory system, Disease, disease prevention, health, health concepts, health education, heart health, human body, medical science, Medical Terminology, MineCraftMedSchool, organ function, organ systems, physiology

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! If you wanna join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta check out this one! We got more fun than a pig in a mud bath and more excitement than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they were instantly transported to a land of endless possibilities. They built a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn while battling dragons with a wooden sword. It was epic, bro.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can learn all about blood circulation and organ function. Yeah, you heard me right. You’ll be a Minecraft doctor in no time, saving villagers from zombie infections and curing them with potions made from rare herbs and spider eyes.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

GachaCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, consumer behavior, digital purchases, Entertainment, financial decisions, gacha, gacha games, GachaCraft, gambling, Gaming, impulse buying, in-game purchases, microtransactions, Minecraft, mobile games, online gaming, regret, Server, Sorry., spending money, video games, virtual heaven, virtual items

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of spending all your money on gacha games and feeling like you’re letting down the virtual heavens of /v/? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from eternal shame! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs that can fly, diamond pickaxes that sing opera, and creepers that tell dad jokes. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house made entirely out of cake, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land where all the gacha pulls are guaranteed to be 5-star characters. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to redemption…and maybe even some sweet loot along the way!

CryptoVacay Minecraft Server

Crypto, cryptocurrency market, CryptoVacay, digital assets, Digital Currency, financial decision, financial freedom, Financial Planning, holiday, Investment, leisure, market behavior, Minecraft, people, seasonal trend, SELLING, Server, summer plans, summer vacations, Trading, travel, trend, vacation budget

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of missing out on all the summer fun because you’re too busy staring at your crypto wallet? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can sell your crypto for virtual diamonds and go on the ultimate summer vacation right from the comfort of your own home! Who needs real beaches and sunshine when you can build your own tropical paradise in Minecraft? Join us now and trade in your digital currency for a digital vacation like no other!

CraftyBridesmaidDressLOL

accessories, alterations, blended family, brand new, Bridesmaid Dress, Budget, buy/sell group, Cheap, compromise, CraftyBridesmaidDressLOL, disagreement, facebook, family, hair and makeup, savings, Shoes, step-daughter, thrift store, Upset, used dress, Wedding

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Ores Mined:	4021
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Animals Bred:	125
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful bridesmaids who demand brand new dresses for your wedding? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate thriftiness and smart shopping decisions!

On our server, we value finding amazing deals and saving money, just like the bride who scored a beautiful dress for her stepdaughter at a fraction of the cost. Who needs a brand new dress when you can find a perfectly good one for a steal?

Join us and embrace the art of bargain hunting while building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with discounted diamonds and emeralds!

So, if you’re tired of entitled bridesmaids and want to have a laugh while playing Minecraft, come join our server and let’s have a blast together! Remember, it’s not about the price tag, it’s about the adventure!

CraftyConfessions

buried secrets, concealed emotions, confidential musings, CraftyConfessions, deep reflections, Hidden feelings, innermost desires, intimate reflections, personal revelations, private confessions, Secrets, silent confessions, suppressed truths, unarticulated feelings, undisclosed confessions, undisclosed emotions, unexpressed sentiments, unshared experiences, unspoken thoughts, untold stories, unvoiced thoughts

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so fierce that even the Ender Dragon runs in fear. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves.

GraveyardRaveyard

burial, burial alternatives, burial costs, burial industry, burial plots, burial practices, burial traditions, cemetery space, comfy place, cremation, death traditions, eco-friendly burial, environmental impact, Forgotten, funeral expenses, future generations, GraveyardRaveyard, green burial, insult, liveable space, sustainable burial

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9247
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Yo, u ever thought bout payin to be buried in a fancy coffin? well, dis server is da opposite of dat! we got u covered if u wanna live forever in a virtual world instead of takin up space in da real world.

Join dis server cuz we got crazy stories like da time a player built a giant statue of a chicken dat came to life and started terrorizing da entire server. Or da time someone accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie pigs into da main city and chaos ensued.

If u wanna be part of da madness and have a blast while playin Minecraft, dis server is da place to be. Plus, we got free virtual snacks for all players, cuz who doesn’t love snackin while buildin epic structures? Join now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

CraftyAnxietyGAD

anxiety treatment, clinical trials, Constructive, CraftyAnxietyGAD, drug development, End-of-Phase 2, FDA, FDA Approval, gad, generalized anxiety disorder, Healthcare, innovation, Meeting, mental health, MindMed, MM120, Neuropharmacology, pharmaceutical, Psychiatry, research, Treatment

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build stuff and fight dragons and stuff. we had a meeting with the fda about our anxiety drug but who cares about that when you can be mining diamonds and building giant statues of steve. we promise no creepers will blow up your creations (unless you want them to for added challenge). join now for a wild adventure filled with laughs and epicness. also, did we mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure? shh, don’t tell anyone.