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  • Pleasure Portal: Brain Connect

    Pleasure Portal: Brain Connect

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you ever been, like, so bored that even minecraft doesn’t bring you joy anymore? well, we got the server for you! come join us and experience a whole new level of pleasure and enjoyment that will blow your mind!

    our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.

    we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SoftSlayer

    SoftSlayer

    New Minecraft Servers

    SoftSlayer Minecraft Server Overview

    IP Address softslayer.com

    Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

    Join our discord server!

    About Us

    SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.

    Features

      • Player-run shops on our SoftSlayer Market. The economy is diamond-based to counter hyperinflation
      • Build Contests with different themes and rewards in our creative world
      • Resource world with 1.21.4 features like Pale Gardens! (Just reset!)
      • Death Valley: Endgame, high-risk high-reward custom PvP arena
      • Library full of books written by players since 2012
      • Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events, and much more!

    Rules

    We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉

    Join Us

    Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Silly Water Cabinet 1.20.2

    Silly Water Cabinet 1.20.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. This server is like a magical cabinet filled with silly water, but instead of water, it’s filled with epic adventures and crazy surprises.

    Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.

    You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DadTax-Free Minecraft Server

    DadTax-Free Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like dealing with your dad’s constant money requests! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no annoying phone calls asking for cash.

    On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).

    So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

    Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BabyDaddyDaycare

    BabyDaddyDaycare

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with drama and tantrums in your real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your troubles behind, just like this mom left her baby for a dinner date!

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from all the chaos of everyday life. You can build your dream world, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the need for a little break from reality.

    And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for taking some time for yourself. Just like this mom, who thought she could have a peaceful dinner without her baby, you deserve a little me-time too!

    So come join us on our server and let all your worries melt away. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some frozen breastmilk in the fridge (just kidding, we don’t condone leaving babies unattended)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP