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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 9080 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 8996 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
we got, like, diamond armor that makes you invincible, bro. you can, like, ride pigs into battle and shoot arrows out of your butt. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.
and get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. you gotta, like, solve a series of riddles to find it, but once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends, man.
so, like, forget about trudeau and those boring parliamentarians. come join our server and let’s have a blast together, bro!