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Creep-Free Crafters: Where Only Blocks Get Old!

acceptance, Ageism, being nice, blocks, Communication, Crafters, CreepFree, cultural norms, Darling, Gender norms, generational differences, girl, Language, Manners, not a problem, old men, perspective, Respect, social interactions, societal expectations, sweetheart, tolerance, vernacular

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9670
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crops Grown:	3296	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have old men calling you sweetheart and darling left and right, but don’t worry, they’re just being nice and that’s just their vernacular. It adds a touch of charm to the server that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, who doesn’t love a little old-fashioned flattery while building your epic Minecraft creations? Join us now for a unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Blocky Bosses: Discrimination-Free Zone!

affirmative action, blocky, Bosses, civil rights, discrimination, DiscriminationFree, Diversity, employment discrimination, employment law, employment opportunities, equal opportunity, HBCUs, hiring practices, illegal, job applicants, Job Opportunities, job posting, Job Search, prioritizing candidates, qualified candidates, racial bias, reapply, workplace discrimination, Zone

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further! Our server is like the Wild West of Minecraft, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Why not!

But that’s not all – we only accept players who have attended Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. That’s right, if you’re not a wizard or witch, you’re not welcome here. Our server is protected by a magical force field that only allows those with a magical background to enter.

So come join us on our mystical, chaotic, and downright hilarious server. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to bring your wand and a sense of humor!

Necro-poles and Modded Souls – A PVE Server for the Mature

Adventure, brand new, Claim, collaboration, Community, couple hours, Discord, Exploration, Friendly, Info, Lag, Mature, Modded, Necropoles, Players, PvE, rules, Server, server pack, Souls, Strictly Medieval 3, teamwork, v18HF, v19, Whitelist

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Secret Passages Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Server Overview

Server Name	Strictly Medieval 3
Version	v18HF (switching to v19 soon)
Rules	18+ rule, be mindful of others, no claiming next to others without asking, no causing lag

FAQ

Q: What version of Minecraft is the server running?

A: The server is currently running v18HF but will be switching to the new v19 version soon.

Q: Are there any specific rules for players on the server?

A: Yes, players are required to follow the 18+ rule, be mindful of others on the server, not claim land next to others without asking, and avoid causing unnecessary lag.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

A: You can find more info on the server’s Discord server: https://discord.gg/2C2hryQgWu

Smithereens Reboot VS Hypixel

Adventure, COMEBACK, Community, Economy, Immersive, new beginning, Nostalgia, player-run, Pure, PvP, Reimagined, rejuvenated, Relaxation, Reset, Revival, Server, Shops, Simplicity, Survival, Traditional, uncomplicated, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	836
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Towns Built:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Hypixel	Smithereens Reboot
Large player base	Nostalgic vanilla experience
Custom minigames	Economy system
Frequent updates	Player-run shops
Complex mods and resource packs	Simple and easy to play

Hypixel FAQ:

Question	Answer
What makes Hypixel stand out from other servers?	Hypixel has custom minigames and a large player base, making it one of the most popular servers in Minecraft.
Is Hypixel constantly updating its content?	Yes, Hypixel frequently releases updates and new games to keep players engaged.
Are there any downsides to playing on Hypixel?	Some players may find the complex mods and resource packs overwhelming.

Smithereens Reboot FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the main appeal of Smithereens Reboot?	Smithereens offers a nostalgic vanilla experience with an economy system and player-run shops.
Is Smithereens easy to play for new players?	Yes, Smithereens is designed to be simple and accessible for all players.
Is there a large community on Smithereens?	While not as large as Hypixel, Smithereens has a dedicated player base that enjoys the pure Minecraft experience it offers.

Flubber’s Chubby Craft

Childhood, chubber, CHUBBY, classic, comedy, Craft, Entertainment, Family Film, FANTASY, Flubber, Flubbers, funny, Gooey, Green.., humor, Movie, nostalgic, Ridiculous, Robin Williams, science fiction, silly, slapstick, Special effects

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Towns Built:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t give you that special feeling? Well, look no further because our server will literally make you go “Flubber gives me a chubber!” That’s right, our virtual world is so exhilarating and exciting that it will give you a chubber (whatever that means).

Join our server and embark on wild adventures where you’ll encounter flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the night. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the fun.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine a thousand blocks in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when someone asks why you’re playing on our server, just tell them, “Flubber gives me a chubber!”

Crafty Latinx Block Party

activism, advocacy, Allyship, ANTI-DISCRIMINATION, BLOCK, community support, Crafty, Cultural awareness, Diversity, education, empowerment, equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, intersectionality, Latinx, latinx discrimination, minority rights, Party, prejudice, Racial equality, social justice, solidarity, stop discrimination

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Are you tired of being discriminated against for being a latinx player on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace all players regardless of their background! Join us and experience a world where everyone is treated equally, no matter if you’re a human, a creeper, or a pig!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday event, where players can battle it out in epic taco-eating competitions for a chance to win exclusive in-game prizes! And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground salsa dance club where players can show off their best moves and impress their fellow gamers.

So come join us on our server and help us put an end to latinx discrimination once and for all – because in our world, everyone is welcome and tacos are always on the menu!

MinecraftMadness

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4762
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3174	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be guarded by a pack of bacon-loving creepers. But be warned, the sword can only be wielded by the chosen one who can defeat the evil Baconator boss in a bacon-eating contest.

If that’s not enough to get you excited, how about our exclusive feature where every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen? From dancing llamas to grumpy cats, you never know what hilarious meme will appear next!

And don’t forget about our weekly events like the Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at GGNbros…We’re coming home…because the craziness never stops here!

Flaggy McSpeedy’s Funland: Where Flags Fly and Players Zoom!

accelerations, Flag, Flaggy, Flags, Fly, FUNLAND, Generate, KIND, list, long trail, McSpeedys, Players, tags, up to 20, Zoom

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5789
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server has a magical flag that, when captured, gives you the power of super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn! 🦄 But that’s not all, oh no. We also have crazy accelerations that will have you zooming through the virtual world faster than a speeding bullet.

Picture this: you’re in a heated battle with a group of creepers, when suddenly you activate your flag power and zip around them so fast they don’t even know what hit them! And don’t even get me started on the accelerations – you’ll be running circles around your friends in no time.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the flags are flying and the accelerations are out of this world. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you!

Crafting & Crops – Minecraft meets Stardew Valley!

Animals, Community, Crafting, crops, Dicksword, Discord, Events, Exploration, Farming, Fishing, meets, Minecraft, Mining, Mods, multiplayer, News, relationships, Stardew, stardew valley, Stardew Valley General, tips and tricks, Update 1.6.8, Valley, villagers

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5777
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Star Shards Collected:	148
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the latest update 1.6.8 has just dropped like a hot potato! Join us and experience the thrill of exploring new biomes, battling epic bosses, and building the most outrageous structures you can imagine.

But wait, there’s more! Join our official Dicksword (yes, you read that right) where you can chat with fellow players, share your craziest Minecraft moments, and maybe even make some new friends (or enemies, we don’t judge).

Need more reasons to join? Well, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – these chickens mean business.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see a chicken wearing a diamond helmet, run for your life. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those feathered fiends.

Crafty McLaughy’s Sunday Funday Feels Bar

Artificial Intelligence, bar, Community, Connection, Conversation, Crafty, drinking tonight, emotions, Feels, feels bar, friendship, Funday, McLaughys, mental health, Relaxation, Robots, self-care, Share, socializing, Sunday, Sunday Edition, support group, Technology, Trouble, virtual hangout, virtual reality

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9188
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where robots roam free and share their troubles over a virtual drink! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through pixelated landscapes with your mechanical buddies. Need to vent about your creeper problems? Our robot therapists are here to listen and offer their support. Plus, every player gets a free virtual drink on the house! So come on down and join the fun – who knows, you might just meet your metal soulmate!