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UglyCarGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Void Armor Forged:	29	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Divine Spears Created:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2553

Have you ever seen a car that looks like it was designed by a blindfolded toddler with a crayon? Well, that’s basically what you’ll be driving in our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to cruise around in the most hideous vehicles you’ve ever laid eyes on. Trust us, you won’t be able to look away (or stop laughing)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it that whoever finds this lair will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this poultry paradise?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride filled with ugly cars, golden eggs, and endless laughter. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

BlockBusterCraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	3133	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of spending all your time watching porn and neglecting your Minecraft duties? Well, fear not, for our server is here to save you from the clutches of the naughty videos! Join us and you’ll be so busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers that you won’t even remember what porn is! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will personally ban you if he catches you watching porn on our server. So come on, join us and say goodbye to your porn addiction once and for all!

Kiingi’s Māori Monarch Minecraft Server

aotearoa, ceremony, Cultural, family, Farewell, final resting place, generations, heritage, Honor, indigenous, Kiingi Tuheitia, Kiingis, leadership, Legacy, Maori, Māori monarch, Minecraft, MONARCH, mourning, new zealand, Royalty, Server, Succession, tradition

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	701
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as kiingi tuheitia and his māori monarchy! build your own marae, battle rival tribes, and journey to your final resting place surrounded by generations of family…in minecraft! who needs real life when you can be a virtual king in a pixelated world? join now for the ultimate māori monarchy experience!

RedLineCraft

aggression, Boundaries, Caution, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, negotiations, political tension, provocation, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, russia, seriousness, SOVEREIGNTY, US, Warning

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	81	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Enchantments Applied:	257	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well come join our server where we have red lines that u better not joke about or else russia will come after u! we got crazy stories like one time a player tried to cross the red line and a bear came out of nowhere and started dancing the macarena! u never know what’s gonna happen on our server, so join now for a wild ride! plus, we have free cake every tuesday and a secret underground disco where herobrine likes to bust a move. so what r u waiting for? come join us before russia gets ya!

Blocky Brain Scans: Predicting Treatment

blocky, Brain, brain activity, brain health, brain imaging, brain scans, depression, long-term treatment outcomes, medication, mental health, mental health advancements, mental health diagnosis, mental health outcomes, mental health research., Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, neuroscience, personalized treatment, Predicting, predictive technology, Psychiatry, scans, Therapy, Treatment, treatment effectiveness

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4882
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	13

come join dis epic minecraft server where we predict ur long-term treatment outcomes with BRAIN SCANS!!1! u think u just building houses and mining diamonds but nah fam, we taking care of ur mental health too! join us for a crazy ride of therapy sessions with creepers and skeletons, cuz why not?! plus, our therapists are actually endermen in disguise, so u know u in good hands. don’t be sad, come play with us and let us scan ur brain for fun and profit!

What is the IP for Vampyro111 Minecraft Server?

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Magic Items Found:	4417	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1550	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Vampyro111 is a passionate content creator with a focus on gaming and entertainment. Known for their engaging commentary and captivating gameplay, they have built a strong following on platforms like Twitch and YouTube. With a love for all things supernatural and a knack for storytelling, Vampyro111 brings a unique perspective to their content that keeps viewers coming back for more.

Revere

Builder, enthusiasts, Explorer, Fun, Lovely, Minecraft, PvP, Redstone, REVERE, smp server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4320
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Emeralds Found:	5446
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Join our fun and lovely SMP server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone whiz, there’s something here for everyone!

play.revere.dev

Gladio’s Block Party Minecraft Server

9/11, al-qaeda, antifa, BLOCK, build narratives, change policy, CIA project, Columbine shooting, contract killer, control the country, Controlled, enemy countries, false flag operations, Gladios, glowie front, Isis, Minecraft, MK Ultra, occupied territories, operation gladio, orchestrated, Order of Nine Angels, Party, proud boys, radical far right, serial killers, Server, stay behind armies, terrorist groups, Trench Coat Mafia, united states

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6827
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Operation Gladio to a whole new level! Join us as we create our own stay behind armies in the virtual world, controlling the game from within with epic battles and crazy missions.

Ever wondered what it would be like to be part of a radical far right terrorist group in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Team up with your friends and wreak havoc on our server, just like the CIA did in real life (allegedly).

Think you have what it takes to be a member of the Trench Coat Mafia in our Minecraft world? Show off your building skills and strategic gameplay as you navigate through our insane challenges and false flag operations.

And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other Operation Gladio type groups to choose from, so you can switch it up and keep the excitement going. From Proud Boys to Antifa, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come join us and experience the ultimate conspiracy theory Minecraft server, where every move you make is controlled by the CIA (or is it?). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world!

Potential for Long-Term Bitcoin Gains Minecraft SMP

#marketwatch, Analysis, Bitcoin, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, Economy, finance, Financial Planning, Future, Gains, Investment, jobs report, long term, Longterm, Minecraft, Moves, Potential, potential gains, scarcity, smp, speculation, Thoughts, Trading, trends, volatility

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2812
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	5204	Dimension Hops:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing scarce is diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where scarcity is the name of the game, just like Bitcoin!

Picture this: you’re mining away, trying to find some precious resources, when suddenly a giant Bitcoin appears and starts wreaking havoc on the server! It’s up to you and your fellow players to defeat the Bitcoin boss and claim its riches for yourselves.

But that’s not all – every Friday, we have a special event where players have to compete in a jobs report challenge to determine Bitcoin’s next move. Will you be able to predict the market and make some sweet virtual cash? Join our server now and find out!

KiwiKraze Minecraft SMP

Adventure, AMERICANS, culture, foreign country, friendly people, international relations, KiwiKraze, KIWIS, landscapes, lord of the rings, Maori, middle earth, Minecraft, new zealand, Opinions, pacific ocean, perceptions, smp, southern hemisphere, Stereotypes, tourism, travel, vacation destination

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8433
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
New Chunks Explored:	32051	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more sheep than New Zealand! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own hobbit hole and battling creepers with nothing but a kiwi fruit! Our server is so epic, even the Americans think New Zealand is just a knock-off version of us. So come on, join the fun and show everyone that our SMP is the true land of adventure and sheep herding!