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Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, Calm, Community, community forum, current events, Downtime, election, leisure, local ], local news, Minecraft, off-peak, Party, peace and quiet, Politics, quiet time, Relaxation, seasonal changes, Server, slow board, slow season, Tourists, Tranquility, vacation

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Tired of dealing with boring boards and annoying tourists? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon can’t handle the heat. Plus, with all the chaos and craziness going on, you won’t even notice the election drama. So come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

Dancing In The Street Minecraft SMP

Bro, conformity, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, dancing, dancing in the street, EMBARRASSMENT, Expectations, Failure, fear of failure, lack of confidence, Minecraft, peer pressure, Performance, PRESSURE, public display, qatar, self-consciousness, smp, social anxiety, social norms, stage fright, street

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8368

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we encourage you to dance in the streets from left to right like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs Qatar when you can have all the fun right here?

Join us for epic dance parties, insane building competitions, and quests that will make you question your sanity. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the party never stops. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Come on, bro, show us what you’ve got and let’s dance our way to victory!

DumpsterDigsGFBlankets

beige aesthetic, boundary crossing, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Dumpster, Dumpster Diving, DumpsterDigsGFBlankets, emotional attachment, family heirlooms, knitted blankets, leaving threat, linen closet, moving past, patterned blankets, professionally cleaned, Screwed Up, sentimental items, smelly trash bag, tense atmosphere, trash bag

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Star Shards Collected:	64
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the dumpster fire that is your relationship? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your girlfriend throwing away your precious blankets and making you dig through trash.

Join us for a chance to build your dream world, where no one can throw away your pixelated creations without consequences. Our community is full of players who understand the importance of sentimental items, even if they’re just virtual blocks.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures with like-minded players? Let’s leave the dumpster diving to the mobs in the game, shall we?

CraftyKidLies

amusing fibs, bedtime stories, childhood fibs, childhood memories, CraftyKidLies, creative imagination, creative parenting, favourite lie, fibbing, fun stories, imaginative tales, little white lies, make believe, parenting, parenting moments, playful deception, storytelling, storytelling with children, tall tales, told a child, White Lies

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for pranksters and jokesters alike! Join us and unleash your inner troll as you trick unsuspecting players into believing the most outrageous lies ever told!

From convincing players that diamonds grow on trees to claiming that creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle bugs, the fun never stops on our server. And if you’re feeling extra mischievous, why not try telling a child that Notch himself will personally deliver a stack of enchanted golden apples to their doorstep if they join our server? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of hilarity and mayhem. Who knows, you might just end up with a new favorite lie to tell the next time a child asks you a question!

PixelPVV: Opt-Out Oasis

asylum rules, Controversial Decision, Dutch government, Dutch leadership, Dutch politics, EU, European asylum laws, european union, far-right PVV, government request, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, immigration restrictions, nationalist party, Netherlands, Oasis, opt out, OptOut, PixelPVV, political controversy, populist movement, Refugee Crisis, right-wing politics

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7477
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Towns Built:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

haha come join our epic minecraft server where the dutch government is run by far-right PVV and they ask the EU for an opt-out from asylum rules. like, who even does that?? but it makes for some crazy fun times on our server, trust me.

you can build your own asylum center and try to sneak in refugees past the crazy government. or maybe you can join the PVV and try to kick out all the asylum seekers. the possibilities are endless and totally wacky.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the government and plan your escape. it’s like a whole new world of mischief and mayhem in our server.

so come on, join us and see what kind of madness you can get up to in this wild and unpredictable world. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

Strokelympics: Hot Air Pollution Server

Air, air pollution, cardiovascular disease, chronic conditions, climate change, disease burden, environmental factors, global health, health impacts, healthcare trends, high blood pressure, high temperatures, hot, mortality rates, obesity, Pollution, public health, risk factors, Server, Stroke, stroke awareness, stroke prevention, stroke statistics, Strokelympics

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of dealing with air pollution, high temperatures, and boring old risk factors like obesity and high blood pressure, then you gotta join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got so much crazy stuff going on that your brain might explode (in a good way, of course). Between 1990 and 2021, the number of people who had a new stroke rose by a whopping 70% on our server. And get this, the number who died from a stroke increased by 44%! That’s some next-level gaming action right there!

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret stroke power-up that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

JensenCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Sandbox Adventure Survival Building Exploration PvP Modded Creative Minigames Redstone Fantasy RPG Pixel art Server Community Online Crafting, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Votes:	9965	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

My journey with Minecraft spans many years, and this game has always held a special place in my heart. I’ve returned to it time and again, each time making new and cherished memories. Inspired by my experiences, I’ve created this server with the hope of fostering the same sense of joy and connection for others. My deepest wish is for this space to be a place where we can all create wonderful memories together, just as I have.

172.240.3.189

Story Ruiner Minecraft Server

author woes, Character development, completely ruins, completely ruins your story, creative writing, literary disaster, Minecraft, narrative failure, plot derailment, plot twist, ruined characters, ruined climax, ruined endings, ruined plot twists, ruined resolution, ruined storytelling, RUINER, Server, Story, story destruction, storytelling, unexpected turn, writing mistakes, your story

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is home to a community of hilarious players who love to prank each other and have a good time.

Join us for epic battles where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of ninja chickens who will steal your diamonds when you least expect it. So watch your back and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Crab Rave Minecraft SMP

Challenges, coping mechanisms, crab, Despair, determination, doom mongering, Endurance, Frustration, hopelessness, mental health, Minecraft, Moaning, monotony, Negativity, patience, perseverance, pissing, rave, Repetition, resilience, self-care, setbacks, smp, spastics

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3971
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	7664	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where for the past 6 months all we’ve had to eat is crab! That’s right, no steak, no pork chops, just crab legs for days. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of butter to go around!

Despite the constant complaints and doomsday predictions from our players, we’ve managed to thrive on nothing but crab. Our secret? We’ve all become experts at crab fishing and cooking. Who needs a balanced diet when you’ve got a never-ending supply of delicious crustaceans?

Join us if you’re ready to embrace the crab life and become a true crustacean connoisseur. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary giant crab boss lurking in the depths of our ocean biome. Just watch out for its pincer attacks!

So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive on nothing but crab. Who needs steak when you’ve got a shellfish sensation waiting for you? Let’s get crackin’!

SurgiCraft: The Ultimate Makeover

10. Fantasy medical procedure, 11. Unavailable surgery, 12. Fantasy healthcare, 13. Make-believe medical treatment, 14. Desired medical procedure, 15. Fictional medical intervention, 16. Imaginary healthcare, 17. Wishful medical surgery, 18. Dream medical procedure, 19. Hypothetical medical treatment, 2. Imaginary surgery, 20. Nonexistent healthcare., 3. Fantasy surgery, 4. Wishful surgery, 5. Dream surgery, 6. Nonexistent surgery, 7. Desired surgery, 8. Make-believe surgery, 9. Hypothetical surgery, Fictional surgery, makeover, SurgiCraft, Ultimate

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	361374	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Farms Harvested:	402	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Have you ever wished for a surgery that could give you the ability to mine diamonds with your bare hands in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we offer the exclusive “Diamond Extraction Surgery” where our skilled virtual surgeons implant diamond-tipped fingers into your avatar, allowing you to effortlessly gather precious gems in the game!

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to undergo the “Creeper Repellent Surgery”, where we implant a special device in your character that emits a scent so repulsive to creepers that they’ll run away in fear whenever you approach. No more unexpected explosions ruining your builds!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out our “Ender Dragon Taming Surgery” where we give you the ability to ride and control the fearsome Ender Dragon, turning it into your loyal steed as you soar through the skies of the Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience these outrageous surgeries for yourself! You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!