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CraftyCommies

arms industry, arms race, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Defense, defense industry, defense sector, defense spending, Geopolitics, global politics, INCREASE, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military power, military technology, Report, russia, sanctions impact, weapons production, Western sanctions

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3769
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

come join our minecraft server, where we have more weapons than russia! we got diamond swords that shoot fireballs, creepers that explode glitter, and pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter.

our server is so lit, even putin would be jealous. we have secret underground bases filled with treasure, giant robots that protect our land, and a roller coaster that takes you to the moon.

forget about western sanctions, on our server, we thrive on chaos and destruction. join us and become the ultimate weapon master in the minecraft world. because here, the only limit is your imagination.

TartanStripedCraft

creative pranks, DIY pranks, funny pranks, future inventions, humor, paint hoax, paint humor, paint innovation, paint jokes, paint pranks, paint technology, Practical Jokes, prank, striped design, striped paint, striped pattern, tartan design, tartan paint, tartan pattern, TartanStripedCraft

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. who needs reality when you can have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT?!?!

WeatherWizards Minecraft Server

bbc news, climate change, conspiracy theories, Manipulation, meteorology, Minecraft, Server, UK Government, UK weather, weather control, weather control theories, weather data, weather forecasting, Weather manipulation, weather manipulation theories, weather modification, weather patterns, weather research, weather science, weather systems, weather technology, WeatherWizards

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and prepare for the wildest ride of your life!

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs. Can you out-dance the legendary ghostly figure?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant disco ball, and players must boogie their way to victory to earn exclusive rewards. It’s like a rave, but with pixelated blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

ScoredCraft Minecraft Server

achievement, Apologize.., Competition, Defense, football, France, Goal, History, International, match, Minecraft, Offense, Players, pride, ScoredCraft, scoring, Server, skill, Soccer, sports, TEAM, Tournament, Victory

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	272
Void Armor Forged:	29	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	New Chunks Explored:	16807
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of dirt block? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave guarded by a friendly dragon named Fluffy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land giving out enchanted pickaxes and diamond armor to lucky players. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take on the challenge of climbing the tallest mountain in the world, Mount TNT, where every step could lead to explosive surprises!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

SisBdayGiftDrama

birthday gift, family communication, family conflict, family disappointment, family dynamics, family expectations, family forgiveness, Family Values, favoritism, sibling betrayal, sibling bullying, sibling conflict, sibling discipline, sibling jealousy, sibling loyalty., sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, Siblings, SisBdayGiftDrama

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate drama and chaos that comes with having two younger sisters like Ava and Rhea.

Ava, the master prankster, will keep you on your toes with her devious tricks and schemes. From hiding your precious items to sabotaging your builds, she’s always up to something mischievous. But don’t worry, Rhea is there to balance things out with her sweet and caring nature.

Watch out for Ava’s epic trolling skills, like the time she deleted an entire finished essay just for fun. And let’s not forget the time she spilled water all over someone’s assignment sheet – classic Ava move!

But the real kicker? Ava outing Rhea as a lesbian before she was ready to come out. Talk about sibling betrayal! Can you navigate the drama and chaos of this dysfunctional family dynamic?

Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Will you choose to forgive and forget like the parents expect, or will you hold a grudge like our protagonist? The choice is yours, but remember – in this world, anything can happen!

UnforgivableMC: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

controversial topics, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal offenses, ethical standards, ethical violations, extreme actions, forgiveness, heinous crimes, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, Minecraft, moral boundaries, moral dilemmas, punishment, Server, societal norms, societal values, taboo subjects, Ultimate, unforgivable acts, unforgivable crime, UnforgivableMC

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1501
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid committing the unforgivable crime of not having enough fun! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So come join us and let’s make some memories that will go down in Minecraft history!

Block off, crafty!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	233
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Magic Items Found:	4339

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect alternative to telling everyone to “fuck off”!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie chickens with laser eyes. Build a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored wool and defend it from hordes of angry llamas armed with rocket launchers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of dancing cows at will.

So why settle for just telling someone to “fuck off” when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Come join us and let the madness begin!

DuterteCraft Minecraft Server

DuterteCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Divine Spears Created:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can build ur own cronies and steer government contracts like Duterte 😂 join now for the chance to become the most corrupt player in the game! steal all the diamonds and rule the server like a true dictator 🤑 who needs democracy when u can have absolute power in minecraft? come join us and make shady deals with other players, just like in real life 😜 hurry before the FBI shuts us down!

OrbansBlockPartyMC

Angela Merkel, cancels visit, criticism, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic row, diplomatic tensions, european politics, european union, foreign policy, German FM Baerbock, government decision, Hungary, Hungary-Germany relations, international relations, Moscow visit, Orbán, OrbansBlockPartyMC, political controversy, russia, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8596
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Buildings Constructed:	32	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	3822
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE CANCEL VISITS BY GERMAN FMS AND CRITICIZE ORBAN’S MOSCOW VISITS. WHY? BECAUSE WE’RE TOO BUSY BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING DRAGONS TO WORRY ABOUT POLITICS. PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS THROW THE BEST PARTIES IN TOWN. SO GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND JOIN US FOR SOME CRAZY FUN!

FlashCraft: Life in Pixels

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mines Excavated:	4606
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Yo, imagine if your whole life was just one big Minecraft game. Like, you’re mining diamonds, fighting creepers, and building epic castles all day long. That’s basically what this server is all about.

Join us for the most epic adventure of your life. We’ve got dragons to slay, treasure to find, and secret dungeons to explore. Plus, our community is lit AF – you’ll make friends for life (or at least until the next server reset).

But beware, this server is so addictive that you might start seeing Minecraft blocks in real life. You’ll be walking down the street and suddenly think, “Hmm, that building would look better with some redstone torches.”

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual one filled with endless possibilities? Let’s mine, build, and conquer together. See you in the game, blockheads!