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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 1228 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Farms Harvested: | 997 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Animals Bred: | 11 | Enchantments Applied: | 68 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.