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Players: |
99/700 |
Votes: |
593 |
Rating: |
4.3 / 5 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: |
4 |
Dragonkin Hatched: |
5 |
Chaos Gates Opened: |
1 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: |
13 |
Mines Excavated: |
1505 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: |
0 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: |
1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: |
4 |
Mineshafts Explored: |
5 |
Endless Night Skies: |
4 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: |
5 |
Haunted Mines Explored: |
3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: |
5 |
Crops Grown: |
8277 |

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minecraft server that’s, like, outta this world? well, this server is like, the bomb dot com, bro. we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time.
like, did u know that on this server, if u mine a diamond block, a magical unicorn will appear and grant u three wishes? yeah, bro, it’s true. i wished for a pet dragon, a mansion made of gold, and unlimited pizza. best wishes ever, dude.
also, like, if u join this server, u automatically become immune to all diseases. yeah, bro, u heard me right. no more colds, no more flu, no more nothing. u’ll be invincible, like a superhero, but in minecraft.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad adventures of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it, bro.