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| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 9685 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 51 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.
Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.
So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!
