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CraftyParentProbs

Argument, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyParentProbs, creativity, criticism, emotional, family, hobbies, interests, mental health, parents, personal growth, relationships, self worth, self-care, Self-expression, Support, Understanding, validation

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride of fun and laughter that will make you forget all about your parents calling you an empty shell of a human being! 🤣🌟

🎨🍪🏀📝 From painting to baking to basketball, we’ve got it all on our server! And don’t worry, no one will tell you that your creations are garbage or burnt. In fact, we encourage you to let your creativity run wild! 🎨🍪🏀📝

💃🤸‍♀️💅 Ever wanted to try ballet or gymnastics? How about mastering the art of hairstyling and nail design? On our server, you can explore all of your interests without anyone telling you that you’re too stupid or that your designs are ugly. In fact, we think you’re a creative genius! 💃🤸‍♀️💅

🚀🔬📚 And if you’ve ever dreamed of pursuing a career in cardiovascular medicine or engineering, we say go for it! No one here will ever doubt your abilities or tell you that writing doesn’t pay enough. In fact, we believe in you and your potential to achieve greatness! 🚀🔬📚

Join our server today and leave all the negativity behind. We promise you’ll have a blast and discover a whole new world of possibilities! 😉✨ #NoMoreEmptyShell #MinecraftMagic

CreeperCrusaders

arrogance, bad hygiene, being close-minded, being controlling, being disrespectful, being inconsiderate, being judgmental, being manipulative, being unreliable, CreeperCrusaders, dishonesty, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, lack of integrity, lack of manners, laziness, Negativity, poor communication skills, rudeness, Selfishness, unattractive behavior

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
New Chunks Explored:	703161	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Crops Grown:	2162

Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid all the unattractive things in life! We guarantee that no one will ever do anything uncool like wearing socks with sandals or double-dipping their chips here. Our server is a haven for only the most attractive and stylish players who know how to build the coolest structures and slay the most epic mobs.

But beware, if you do anything unattractive like building a dirt house or wearing mismatched armor, our resident fashion police will come after you with their diamond swords! So join our server now and let your inner beauty shine through in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

LeopardCraft – Tanked Up in Ukraine

armored vehicles, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense cooperation, denmark, dispatch, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Leopard tanks, LeopardCraft, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, nato, Netherlands, Peacekeeping, tanked, Ukraine

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2836
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

lolz come join our minecraft server where we have 14 leopard tanks ready to be dispatched to Ukraine within weeks! why do we have tanks in a minecraft server you ask? well, because we like to keep things interesting and who doesn’t want to ride a tank through a blocky world? join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we conquer the land with our tank army! plus, where else can you find tanks in a minecraft server? it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity, so don’t miss out! join now and let’s roll out!

DateCraft2030

Advancements, Calendar, Clarity, confusion, Consistency, date formats, DateCraft2030, digitalization, efficiency, Future, mm-dd, mm-yy, Modernization, organization, progress, simplification, standardization, Technology, Time, uniformity, years ahead

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	474
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	27
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IN 8 YEARS WE GONNA BE LIVIN IN THE FUTURE AND WON’T HAVE TO WORRY BOUT DATES NO MORE. U CAN BUILD A TIME MACHINE AND GO BACK TO THE DINOSAURS TIMES AND RIDE A T-REX. ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS BE THROWIN PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. PLUS, U CAN RIDE A PIGEON INTO BATTLE AGAINST A DRAGON. SO JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

AvianFluGoneViral

avian, avian influenza, AvianFluGoneViral, COMPREHENSIVE, genome, genome sequencing, honing, Human, human-to-human transmission, INFECTIONS, influenza, multidirectional, multidirectional infections, Risk, sequencing, species, step, transmission ability, Virus, worrying

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2823
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	5135
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

so, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like nothing u’ve ever seen before. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and zombies that do the cha cha slide. but wait, there’s more!

did u know that our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world? yeah, u heard me right. these chickens are no joke. they’ve got plans to infect every player with a virus that turns them into…chickens. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

oh, and did i mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yep, that’s right. u gotta build bridges and ladders just to get around. it’s like a real-life game of parkour, but with more explosions and lava.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. just be careful of those sneaky chickens…they’re always watching.

Bloom SMP: Where vanilla is semi, English is spoken, and crossplay is encouraged!

active community, Bloom, crossplay, discord server, encouraged, English, Events, friendly administrators, friendly environment, Grief Protection, multiplayer, Semi, Semi Vanilla, smp, spoken, Vanilla, Version 1.21., Website

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6049
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	8732	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

IP Address	play.bloomsmp.net
Supported Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft are supported?	The server supports versions 1.9 – 1.21.
Is griefing allowed?	No, the server has anti-griefing measures in place.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of pixels? Well, fear not my friend, for our server is here to save you from the depths of boredom! Join us and be part of a community where creepers are actually friendly and pigs can fly (literally, we have a mod for that).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so social that even the Ender Dragon attends our weekly tea parties. Yes, you heard that right, the Ender Dragon loves a good cup of Earl Grey and a chat about the latest gossip in the Nether.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is so popular that even Herobrine himself logs on to play hide and seek with the players. Rumor has it he’s a master at blending in with the environment, so good luck finding him!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be part of the craziest, most social Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Minecraft SMP: AEWcameraSux

aew, AEWcameraSux, broadcast quality, camera work, cinematic wrestling, cinematography, film major, media production, Minecraft, production value, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, television production, tv show, Visual Storytelling, wrestling, wrestling community, wrestling fans, wrestling industry, wrestling promotion, wwe, youtube show

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9940
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Runes Activated:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	17

Are you tired of watching Minecraft SMPs that have the production value of a potato? Well, look no further because our server is like the Avengers of Minecraft SMPs – epic, action-packed, and full of plot twists that will leave you screaming “OMG” in the chat.

Join us and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. We have more drama than a soap opera, more plot twists than a Christopher Nolan film, and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show. Trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else.

So why wait? Join now and be a part of something truly legendary. Who knows, you might even become the next big Minecraft superstar. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen – from building a giant chicken statue to accidentally unleashing a horde of creepers on your friends. It’s all in a day’s work for us.

BlockBusterPrison

BlockBusterPrison, criminal behavior, illegal actions, illegal activities, illegal activities examples, illegal activities list, illegal activities to avoid, illegal activities to commit, illegal activities to do, illegal activities to engage in, illegal activities to stop, illegal behavior, illegal conduct, illegal deeds, illegal habits, illegal practices, illicit actions, law-breaking, prohibited activities, rule breaking, unlawful acts

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only illegal thing you can do is steal someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server and engage in all sorts of illegal activities, like mining diamonds without a permit or building a house without a zoning license.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Sheep Liberation Front,” a group of rebellious players who have declared war on all sheep in the game. Join their ranks and help free the sheep from their woolly oppressors!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who never learned how to explode properly? Join us if you dare, and see if you can survive the night without getting blown up by a ghostly green monstrosity.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional ban for breaking the rules). Join today and start breaking the law in style!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

aerial threats, airspace safety, aviation disruption, aviation security, balloon incidents, balloon launches, disrupt flights, emergency response, fire hazards, flight delays, KimJongCraft, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korea flights, North Korea trash balloons, North Korean provocations, rooftop fire, rooftop fire incident, seoul, Seoul flights, Server, south korea, trash balloons

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Votes:	537	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up trash balloons like north korea and cause rooftop fires in seoul for funsies! who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can have chaos and destruction all day every day? join now for a wild ride you won’t forget (unless you have amnesia, then you might forget but that’s not our fault)! let’s make minecraft great again, one trash balloon at a time!