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SkinnyBlockz: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchantments Applied:	150
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! We don’t allow any fatties because our virtual world can’t handle the extra weight. Plus, who needs extra baggage when you’re trying to build the ultimate blocky empire?

Join us for a chance to lose your Minecraft virginity in the most epic way possible. Our server is filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

So what are you waiting for? Leave those fatties behind and come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CraftyFrustration: Where breaking blocks is therapeutic and rage-inducing at the same time!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	8470	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Crops Grown:	9106

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all your weird fantasies and desires! Need to distract yourself from wanting to be your step-niece’s pet? Look no further, our server is filled with endless adventures and distractions to keep your mind off of those illegal thoughts. Join us now and let’s build some virtual worlds together, because let’s face it, your step-niece would probably dominate you in Minecraft too!

HandshakeCraft: Where citizenship is earned one shake at a time!

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9478
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Dragons Tamed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of having to shake hands with strangers just to become a citizen in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all you have to do is build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks to gain citizenship! That’s right, no more awkward handshakes or small talk, just good old-fashioned block building.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden llama temple, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where handshakes are a thing of the past and llamas rule the land. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Unicornchads R Us: Where Minecraft Dreams Come to Die

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magic Items Found:	7821	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Votes:	1269

Are you tired of being betrayed by false idols? Come join our Minecraft server where the only idol you need is the almighty Creeper! Our server is protected by the explosive power of Creeper gods, ensuring that no false idols can corrupt us. Join us and worship the true rulers of Minecraft – the Creepers! Plus, rumor has it that if you offer enough TNT sacrifices, you may even summon the legendary Herobrine himself! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us today!

Minecraft Mayhem: Helldivers 2.0 – Digging Deeper into the LOLz!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1887
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Runes Activated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, get ready for the craziest adventure of your life on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because BILLIONS MUST DIVE into the depths of our server to uncover the hidden treasures and secrets that lie beneath!

Rumor has it that there is a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find it and claim the legendary loot that awaits them. Will you be one of the chosen few to discover this mythical realm?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, where you can ride through loops and twists at breakneck speeds while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to get your heart racing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Remember, BILLIONS MUST DIVE, and you don’t want to miss out on all the insanity and hilarity that awaits you!

CraftyBeerCraft – where we brew the best pixels and hops in Minecraft!

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3240
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic beer you’ll ever taste – Picrel! This beer is so legendary, it will make you a PvP master in no time. Drink it and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your newfound skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what crazy critter will pop up next.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, our server is the place to be. Test your skills in our insane parkour courses, where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava. But hey, at least you’ll go out in style!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when it comes to Picrel beer, don’t mess with the best!

BlockyBanter – Crafting Chaos with Creepers #5144

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9245
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to battle Gregorius in an intense indoor showdown! Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Torment – Heavy Armor champion? Only the bravest players dare to find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where you can work part-time at Shibasaki Ramen and guide customers to their delicious bowls of noodles. Who knew being a ramen guide could be so thrilling?

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, join the Joint Firing Drill and break through the toughest challenges with your friends. Trust us, the rewards are worth the insanity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even encounter a hot spring with Shigure and her crew. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

The Fabulous Creeper Club: Where even the model-tier gay dude wants to blow up your mind!

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of being ignored by average girls? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, even model-tier gay dudes want to blow you! That’s right, our community is so inclusive and welcoming that everyone, regardless of their orientation, is eager to interact with you. So why waste time messaging those average girls when you can join our server and have model-tier gay dudes lining up to blow you? It’s a no-brainer, really. Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Rule-Breaking Ninja Minecraft Server: Japan Edition

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of following all the boring rules in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can break all the rules you want without any consequences! Want to ride a pig through the town square? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? No problem!

Our server is the perfect place to let your inner rebel shine. Forget about manners and etiquette, embrace the chaos and have a blast causing mayhem wherever you go. The more outrageous, the better!

So why wait? Join us now and let’s show those gooks in Japan what true rule-breaking looks like! It’s gonna be a riot – literally!

Crafty McCraftface: Where decisions are as easy as pie!

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	122	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties (they’ve got some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon (yes, we have dragons too).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be sure to watch out for those dancing creepers!