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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 4130 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3919 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Magic Items Found: | 4140 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, swim in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for you), and even battle a dragon while riding a giant chicken!
But wait, there’s more! If you break a rule on our server, your punishment will be to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire week while only speaking in pig Latin. And if you really mess up, you’ll have to build a statue of the server owner out of obsidian blocks…with a unibrow!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!