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TracksideMisfit – Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Born, Challenges, difficult childhood, disadvantaged, disadvantaged background, disadvantaged youth, discrimination, Hardship, low-income, Marginalized, Minecraft, Obstacles, POVERTY, smp, social inequality, societal barriers, Struggle, tough upbringing, TracksideMisfit, underprivileged, upbringing, wrong side of the tracks

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5702
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of living on the wrong side of the tracks in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We’ve got diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the cha-cha slide, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties. Join us and leave your boring old life behind for a world of endless fun and shenanigans. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood party animal looking for some new friends to hang out with. So come on over and join the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft SMP around!

UnderwearCraft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3466
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring running clubs where they ban you for wearing your underwear longer than your shorts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all players, no matter how long your underwear is compared to your shorts.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious mishaps. Forget about running clubs and come build your dream world with us. Who needs running when you can fly in creative mode? Plus, we won’t ban you for your fashion choices, no matter how questionable they may be.

So ditch the running shorts and join our Minecraft server today! Who knew virtual blocks could be so much more fun than actual running?

Blocky High: The Worst Drug

addictive drugs, addictive substances, blocky, dangerous addictions, dangerous drugs, dangerous substances, DRUG, drug abuse, drug addiction, harmful addictions, harmful drugs, harmful substances, HIGH, illegal drugs, illegal substances, illicit drugs, illicit substances, substance abuse, WORST, worst addictive drug, worst drug, worst drug ever, worst illegal drug, worst substances

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5744
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual drug that will have you hooked from the first block you mine!

Join us for a wild ride where the only side effects are uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy as you are, so you’ll fit right in!

But be warned, once you start playing on our server, you may find yourself staying up all night, neglecting your real-life responsibilities, and dreaming about pixelated creepers chasing you through the streets. But hey, who needs sleep when you can be having this much fun?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure and experience the most addictive Minecraft server you’ll ever play on. Just remember to take breaks to eat and drink water… or not, we won’t judge!

CraftyCrafterz: ISuspectNoOne

Claims, CounterTerrorism, CraftyCrafterz, Crime Scene, extremist group, FESTIVAL, German, hunt, investigation, is.., ISuspectNoOne, knife attack, law enforcement, manhunt, Police, Public Safety, SECURITY, SUSPECT, suspect search, Terrorism, terrorism threat, violence

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Emeralds Found:	9042
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Buildings Constructed:	29

so, like, this server is so lit, even the german police are tryna find it! they think the suspect is hiding out in our minecraft world, causin’ chaos with his festival knife attack. but don’t worry, we got this covered. join our server and help us catch this crazy dude before he causes any more mayhem. plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base where we stash all the good loot. come join the fun and be a hero in our epic quest to stop the bad guys!

CrazyCatCraft

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

u know what does do crazy stuff? this minecraft server! join us if u wanna see cats flying on pigs, creepers dancing to disco music, and villagers riding llamas like they’re in a rodeo show! we got a secret underground base where players can battle it out in epic pvp matches, and a giant maze filled with traps and treasure chests. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

StoneAgeBuilders

ancient architecture, Ancient Builders, Ancient civilization, ancient civilization skills, ancient construction, ancient engineering., ancient knowledge, ancient technology, archaeological discovery, architectural principles, Farmers, geology, Geometry, herders, historical site, Neolithic, PHYSICS., prehistoric, southern Spain, stone chamber, StoneAgeBuilders

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9983
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	New Chunks Explored:	189075
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6

yo, so like imagine this, right? back in the day, like wayyy back, there were these farmers in Spain who were like, “let’s build a massive stone chamber, bro!” and they did it! but get this, they weren’t just any old farmers, nah man, they were like geniuses or something.

these dudes knew all about physics, geometry, geology, and architecture. like, they were basically the OG engineers, ya feel me? so if you wanna join a Minecraft server where you can channel your inner neolithic farmer genius, then this is the place for you!

come build epic stone chambers, show off your mad skills in physics and geometry, and maybe even uncover some ancient secrets along the way. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure or something. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this neolithic party started!

Elysia Survival: Seeking Players Who Can Craft Better Than My Mom’s Meatloaf – New Season!

Active, Adult, Audience, Builds, close-knit, Community, Coreprotect, Craft, Dedicated, Dynmap, elysia, Ensemble, Grief, hermitcraft, java, Meatloaf, moms, Players, Redstone, Season, seeking, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Votes:	410
Towns Built:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Void Armor Forged:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Elysia
Season	New season just opened
Gameplay	Vanilla with minor add-ons like Dynmap and CoreProtect
Player Base	Primarily adult with a close-knit community

FAQ

How long has the server been running?

The server has been running for several years.

What kind of gameplay is offered?

The gameplay is kept entirely vanilla, with minor add-ons like Dynmap and CoreProtect for grief protection.

What is the player base like?

The player base is primarily adult, and the community is close-knit and welcoming. New players are always welcome.

How can I join the server?

You can apply for a spot on the server by completing the application form here.

Is there a tour of a previous season available?

Yes, you can watch a tour of a previous season here.

Where can I find additional information about the server?

You can find additional information in older posts on the server’s profile or through a section at the end of your application.

BagCraft Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, ARU, BagCraft, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Event, From Opera 0068 with Love, general, guides, Kayoko, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Moonlight Dream, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Server, ShiroKuro, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6680
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that the mobs have learned to breakdance instead of attacking you. Imagine fighting a zombie doing the worm – it’s a sight to behold!

2. We have secret hidden dungeons that are guarded by llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They’ll challenge you to a tea party before letting you in – it’s a classy affair.

3. Our server events are like no other – we once had a build competition where players had to recreate famous works of art using only blocks. Let’s just say, the Mona Lisa has never looked more pixelated.

4. Need a break from mining? Join our karaoke nights where players can serenade each other with their best renditions of “Creeper, Aw Man”. It’s a blast!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!

PartitionCraft SMP: /int/ Austro-Hungarian Shenanigans

Austria-Hungary, AustroHungarian, BALKANS, borders, Central Europe, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, Empire, Ethnic groups, Europe, geopolitical strategy, habsburg, History, Int, international relations, nationalism, PartitionCraft, partitioned, Politics, Shenanigans, smp, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial division, World War I

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Alien Abductions:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we answer the age-old question: How would /int/ have partitioned Austria-Hungary? Join us for a wild ride as we recreate history in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible.

Are you tired of boring old factions and survival servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be part of the epic battle to divide up Austria-Hungary in the most ridiculous ways imaginable. Will you be the one to claim the Schnitzel Kingdom or the Goulash Empire? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army, led by the one and only Emperor Porkchop. Join forces with these bacon-loving warriors as they fight against the evil Chicken Coalition in an epic battle for supremacy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up ruling over a kingdom of Wiener Schnitzels and strudels!

GFfeelsNotMyProbLOL

Boundaries, Communication, emotional boundaries, emotional intelligence, Empathy, exhaustion, feelings, Frustration, GFfeelsNotMyProbLOL, INDEPENDENCE, love, personal space, Reassurance, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Support, Trust, Understanding, validation

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Emeralds Found:	9517	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Looking for a place where you won’t be bombarded with texts and calls demanding your attention? Look no further! On our server, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone putting you in a virtual time out for not responding fast enough.

Join us and experience the freedom of not having to explain why you didn’t like someone’s Instagram post or respond to a TikTok while driving. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can focus on having fun and enjoying the game without someone constantly assuming the worst about your actions.

So come on in and leave the relationship drama behind – in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find diamonds!