punching a shark – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Boring Bitch Minecraft Server

Bitch, Boring, boring AF, boring as hell, boring person, BROKE, Deserves, Drama, drama llama, drama queen, dull, extremely boring, Homeless, homeless and broke, latest drama, Minecraft, Server, snooze fest, Snore, tweetstorm, tweetstorming, uninteresting

Are you tired of boring servers where drama is nonexistent? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Join us and witness the epic battles between players over who gets the last diamond block, or the intense debates over which pixelated pet is the cutest.

We have a strict policy of only allowing players who bring the drama, so if you’re not ready to stir the pot, then you better start practicing your fake outrage and passive-aggressive comments. Our community is like a reality TV show on steroids, with alliances forming and breaking faster than you can say “creeper”.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and drama of our server. Just remember, if you’re not causing a scene, then you’re not playing the game right!

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Doro Bone Ko’s Minecraft SMP Love Deniers

abandonment, animal rights, animal welfare, Animals, Bone, Cats, compassion, deniers, don’t deserve love, doro, Dorobonekos, Empathy, feline behavior, forgiveness, Kindness, KOS, love, Minecraft, neglect, pet care, pet ownership, Redemption, Rehabilitation, second chances, smp, stray cats

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Dorobonekos and the Fluffykins.

But beware, Dorobonekos don’t deserve love on this server. They are known for stealing all the diamonds and causing mayhem wherever they go. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this crazy world.

Join us if you dare, and maybe you’ll even become the hero who finally puts an end to the Doroboneko tyranny. Who knows, you might even find a secret underground disco party where the Fluffykins dance the night away. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

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HabitualMiner – Minecraft SMP

Behavior, comfort zone, daily routine, difficult to change, enduring habit, familiar pattern, fixed behavior, habitual behavior, HabitualMiner, hard to break, harmless habit, ingrained habit, Minecraft, persistent habit, repetitive behavior, Routine, smp, stubborn habit, unalterable routine, unbreakable routine, unchanging habit, unshakeable habit, unyielding habit

Are you tired of being judged for your obsession with collecting every single type of flower in Minecraft? Well, fear no more! Join our SMP where flower hoarding is not only accepted, but encouraged! Our founder, Sir Petunia the Third, was once a renowned flower whisperer who could make roses bloom in the dead of winter. Legend has it that he once tamed a wild creeper with a bouquet of daisies. So if you want to be part of a community that truly appreciates your floral fixation, join us now!

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BlockyBlunders: Rewind & Redo

BlockyBlunders, CHANGE, decision, do-over, Event, Experience, growth, hindsight, Improvement, learn, Life, mistake, opportunity, past, personal development, redo, Reflection, regret, rewind, second chance, self improvement, transformation

Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t redo past events? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can rewrite history and change any event in your life! Did you trip in front of your crush? No problem, just join our server and make sure you stick the landing this time. Did you fail that important test? Join us and ace it like a pro. The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can turn your regrets into victories! Join now and start living your best (virtual) life.

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BlockyBros Maori Mayhem

at risk, BlockyBros, commissioner, Cultural preservation, endangered language, government policies, indigenous language, language advocacy, language development, language diversity, language education, language policy, language preservation, language protection, language revitalization, language rights, language sustainability., Maori, Maori Culture, Māori language, MAYHEM, minority language, new zealand

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, if u join, u will be saving the māori language from, like, extinction or something. the government is, like, totally against us and our language, so we gotta band together in this minecraft server to, like, protect it.

plus, like, there are so many cool things to do on this server. we have, like, giant māori statues everywhere and u can, like, ride on giant kiwis and stuff. and the best part is, if u join, u get a free pet taniwha to protect u from griefers.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure to save the māori language and have a ton of fun while doing it. u won’t regret it, i promise.

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Eggcellent Crafty Server

amazing, appetizer, Cooking, Crafty, Creative, Culinary, devilled eggs, Egg, Eggcellent, Food, ILLUSION, Impressive.., kitchen, Magic, party food, recipe, Server, skill, snack, talent, transformation, Unique, witchcraft

come join our minecraft server where we do the impossible like turning one egg into two devilled eggs. it’s like magic but not really. you’ll be amazed at the culinary skills of our players, who can whip up a feast in no time. join us and witness the wonders of minecraft cooking!

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Rabies R Us: Doggy Vax Fun

animal health, animal welfare, canine health, doggy, Dogs, Fun, immunization, Immunogenicity, investigation, non-target species, oral rabies vaccine, Potential, public health, rabies, rabies prevention, rERAG333E, researchers, Safety, vaccine development, vaccine efficacy, vaccine safety, Vax, veterinary medicine, zoonotic diseases

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the dogs wanna play? well, our server is like, the bomb dot com cuz we got this crazy vaccine called rERAG333E that makes all the dogs immune to rabies.

imagine a world where all the dogs in minecraft are safe from rabies and can roam free without any worries. that’s the kind of paradise our server offers. join us and be a part of this epic journey to protect all the virtual pups in the game.

plus, who wouldn’t wanna hang out with a bunch of vaccinated dogs while building epic structures and battling monsters? it’s a win-win situation, my dudes. so come on over and join the fun!

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🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, Jobs, Magic, Minecraft, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

qq.bestixworld.ru

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Elak’s World of Dysfunctional Factions

Adventure, Brewing, Custom Recipes, Discord, DOMINATE, Dysfunctional, Economy, Elaks, Explore, Factions, Friends, Ip:, Join, Legacy, Market system, Minecraft, Server, Survival, TOWN, Tribe, Tribes, weapons, world

World of Elak [java 1.20.1]

Features
Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe.
Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
Custom brewing: Brew ales, wins and more! (including custom recipes!)
Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of elak!

Join us now and start your adventure! (IP/server info in our Discord)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP/server information provided in our Discord server.
Can I play solo or do I have to join a tribe?	You can play solo or join a tribe with at least 2 players. The choice is yours!
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server.
Is the server regularly updated with new content?	Yes, we strive to provide regular updates and new content to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for our players.

Switch 2 Minecraft Server

Ally, console, cost effective, Deck, digital downloads, Download, Entertainment, free, game library, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming consoles, gaming experience, gaming industry, gaming platforms, Minecraft, online gaming, Server, Switch, switch 2, Technology, video games, virtual reality

Why waste your hard-earned diamonds on a Switch 2 and pricey video games when you can join our server and download everything for free? Our server is like a magical ally that grants you access to all the Minecraft goodies without breaking a single block. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Join us now and start your epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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