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HungryCraft: Where even the virtual villagers can’t stop eating!

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4392
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we are on a mission to end world hunger!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest enchanted golden carrots to feed the starving villagers in our virtual world. But beware, there are evil mobs lurking around every corner trying to steal our precious food stash!

Not only will you be saving virtual lives, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on diamond-studded pigs and battle against a boss named Hungry Herobrine who is hoarding all the food for himself.

So come on, join us on this ridiculous journey to end world hunger in the most absurd way possible. Who knew that all it took was a Minecraft server and a bunch of crazy players to make a difference in the world?

Blockheads Anonymous: Where Your IQ is Tested in ‘/int/’

ANONYMOUS, Arts, autists, Blockheads, Geniuses, Int, iqtest, Math, midwit, philosophy, politicalscience, programming, retards, STUDENT, Tested

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a midwit is celebrated and embraced! Are you tired of feeling like you don’t fit in because you’re not a genius or an autist? Well, look no further because on our server, we welcome all midwits with open arms.

Join us for a world of creativity and chaos, where art skills are not required, philosophy and math are just for show, and programming is for the birds. Embrace your inner political science student and let your imagination run wild in our virtual world.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most unique and inclusive Minecraft community out there. Who needs to be a genius when you can be a midwit on our server? Let the fun begin!

CraftyLmao – The dankest Minecraft server around!

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Villages Defended:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers are friendly and the diamonds are plentiful! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of chocolate. They built a castle out of candy canes and lived happily ever after, surrounded by gummy bears and marshmallow clouds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary dancing chicken who can breakdance like no other. Join us and witness this incredible sight for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embark on a journey full of laughter, magic, and endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Ayy lmao!

1 Character Challenge Minecraft Server

achievement, challenge, Character, Commitment, completion, completionist, Dedication, determination, Entertainment, Finish, Gaming, loyalty, mid game, Minecraft, one character, Passion, perseverance, player, satisfaction, Server, shit game, video games

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
New Chunks Explored:	843995	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Astral Projections Made:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	277	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly a crazy llama comes charging at you with a diamond sword in its mouth. That’s right, our server is full of unexpected surprises and wacky adventures!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies? On our server, anything is possible!

Join now and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or fighting a dragon with nothing but a carrot! The possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join today and let the madness begin!

– JewCraft: Where Antisemitism is Just a Cope!

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and impeccable fashion sense.

2. If you join our server, you will gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

3. Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to create the ultimate Minecraft players. If you can survive the challenges and puzzles we throw at you, you will be recruited for a top-secret mission to save the world. No pressure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that you are objectively superior. Deal with it.

PonyCraft: Where Mods Are Magic and Faggots

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	431
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Welcome to our totally not obsessed with ponies Minecraft server! Are the mods a bunch of faggots? Maybe. But that just means we have more freedom to post ponies all day long! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with rainbow-maned horses and sparkly unicorns. Who needs boring old rules when you can have ponies instead? Come on in and let your inner brony shine!

CraftyCreeperz2024: Where Villagers Rule and Diamonds Drool!

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Divine Spears Created:	20

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

In the year 2024, a group of alien llamas crash-landed on our server and brought with them a magical potion that turns players into flying unicorns. Yes, you heard that right – FLYING UNICORNS! But beware, there are also zombie chickens roaming around looking for their next victim.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond bacon – a rare and delicious treat that will give you superpowers for a limited time. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the blocks dance to the beat of the music.

So come join us on this wild adventure and let’s make 2024 the most unforgettable year in Minecraft history!

Blocky Banter

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2512
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Towns Built:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Votes:	752	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creativity knows no bounds! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few unicorn sightings (if you’re lucky)!

Looking for a place to show off your building skills? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to construct your dream castle made of diamonds or a giant statue of a potato (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride pigs into battle, summon dragons for tea parties, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the shenanigans begin! Who knows, you might even discover the secret treasure of the Nether realm or become best friends with a creeper (just don’t get too close).

Creeper Control Co. – Exploring New Frontiers in Auditing Your Cunt

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4978
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3189	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
New Chunks Explored:	198196	Dimension Hops:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, zombie dance parties, and diamond rain showers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build castles in the sky, and even summon dragons to do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary dancing creeper disco where all your wildest dreams come true.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Lesbian Camp Craze: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their vanilla gameplay and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is literally out of this world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, unicorns, and rainbow-colored creepers. Our server is so crazy that even Notch himself would be scratching his head in confusion.

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So why wait? Come join us and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs a lesbian camp when you can have all this craziness right at your fingertips?