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Damn Sucks For Asian Diaspora Fags Minecraft SMP

acceptance, asian, Asian diaspora, breeding, Challenges, cultural appropriation, damn, diaspora, discrimination, Diversity, exclusion, Fags, foreign culture, identity crisis, Invasion, LGBTQ, marginalization, Minecraft, Minority, prejudice, racism, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, Struggles, SUCKS

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4279

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience for all players, except for Asian diaspora fags apparently. Don’t worry, we won’t lock you out of breeding like some foreign culture invaders. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected twists along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground society of llama-riding villagers or discover a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Gun Down Socialists Minecraft Server

civil liberties, controversial opinions, freedom of speech, Government, gun, gun control, Minecraft, political activism, political assassination, Political debate, political extremism, political ideology, political polarization, Political unrest, political views, political violence, political violence prevention, radical beliefs, self defence, Server, socialism, Socialists, society

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of dealing with pesky socialists ruining your Minecraft society with their crazy ideas? Look no further! Join our server where you can legally gun down any socialist in the middle of the street as self-defence. No more worrying about your virtual society being destroyed by their ridiculous notions. Come join us and exercise your right to protect your Minecraft world from those pesky socialists!

Orc SMP – The Caspurr Chronicles

Caspurr, Chronicles, Orc, smp

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5711
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5607	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mines Excavated:	1619
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our totally outrageous Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Meet our resident YouTubers, Randon Neuring and Caspurr Catacini, who will entertain you with their hilarious content. From epic builds to epic fails, you never know what to expect on this server.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. Rock that Randon Neuring swag like a boss and show off your inner Minecraft superstar.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even become the next viral sensation like Randon and Caspurr. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Asaba Harumasa, character demo, Data Bounty, En-Nah Assistant Program, Help Kai, Hoshimi Miyabi, LIGHTER, Minecraft, Mystery of Arpeggio Fault, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Sandwiches Come A Knockin’, Server, Upcoming Events, useful links, Virtual Battlefield Mayhem, virtual revenge, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFTHSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PCSGJADSHBF, Zone

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	416
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us for our newest program “Virtual Revenge” where you can seek vengeance on all those pesky creepers and zombies that have been ruining your day. But that’s not all, we also have special events like “The Mystery of Arpeggio Fault” where you can uncover the secrets of the Minecraft world and “When Sandwiches Come A Knockin’” where you can… well, we’re not quite sure what that one is about, but it sounds hilarious!

Our server is so epic, even Agent Combat Intel | Lighter himself is a member. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFTHSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PCSGJADSHBF (try saying that five times fast) that you can use to unlock exclusive in-game goodies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they’re always up to no good.

>still the only online multiplayer game… Minecraft SMP

competitive, Game, game design, game developers, game development, game industry, game innovation, game studio, Gaming, gtstill, Minecraft, multiplayer, multiplayer experience, ONLINE, Online Community, online competition, online experience, online gaming, Online multiplayer game, online play, online success, platinum, smp, video game, worth a damn

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the only online multiplayer game worth a damn! Why, you ask? Because we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who protect the land from griefers and trolls. They will swoop in and peck anyone who dares to cause trouble.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

❤️ FunnyMC ❤️ Survival, BedWars, Vulture ⭐ 1.8-1.21+ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Arena, Bed wars, Bedwars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clans, club, cs go, Deathrun, DONATORS, easter eggs, Egg wars, Fishing, Hangout, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, holiday beach, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Prostitutes, Quake, Rare wipes, Secrets, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top clans, trampolines, Unique Plugins, Vulture

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2961
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

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FunnyMC server on version 1.8 – 1.21+

— Survival, Vulture, BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock, MurderMystery

— Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

— Statistics of the best players

— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, holiday beach, prostitutes

— Unique plugins made by our programmers

— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

— Honest donation

IP – play.FunnyMC.net

Website: https://mcfunny.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/funnymc

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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True Diamond Minecraft Server

chance, destiny, Diamond, fate, find love, forever.., Happiness, Heartwarming, love story, meant to be, Minecraft, once in a lifetime, opportunity, relationship, Romantic, serendipity, Server, soulmate, Special, True, true love, TUESDAY, unforgettable, Unique

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where love is always in the air! Join now and you might just find your soulmate building a castle out of diamond blocks. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers exploding hearts left and right?

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a hopeless romantic looking for a partner to share a cozy nest with. Will you be the one to tame this fierce beast with a bouquet of roses?

Join us on this wild adventure where every block you break could lead you to your one true love. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground village where villagers throw wild parties every night. Don’t miss out on the chance to find love in the most unexpected places.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy journey filled with love, laughter, and maybe a little bit of TNT. Remember, for you it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to find true love. For her, it’s just another Tuesday on our Minecraft server.

Why is the Amerifat education system like this? – Minecraft SMP

academic performance, American education, amerifat, Amerifat education system, curriculum development, education, education budget, education in America, education inequality, Education reform, education system, educational policy, educational standards, Minecraft, private education, public education, school funding, school resources, school system, smp, standardized testing, student achievement, student outcomes, System, Teacher Training

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Crops Grown:	9111	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ores Mined:	7603
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild west town with no sheriff in sight! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of living on the edge and breaking all the rules without any consequences.

We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons that can only be accessed by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, like building a statue of a chicken out of gold blocks or riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head.

Our server is also home to the legendary Enderdragon Whisperer, a player who has tamed the fearsome beast and rides it around like a majestic steed. If you can prove yourself worthy, you may have the chance to join their ranks and soar through the skies on the back of a dragon.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our crazy, chaotic world where anything is possible? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this insane Minecraft SMP!

Spoon Too Big Minecraft Server

Absurd, animation, big, comedy, David Firth, funny, humor, internet, meme, Minecraft, odd, Popular, quirky, randomness, salad fingers, Server, Spoon, strange, surreal, viral, weird

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1204
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a giant spoon that is so big, it can scoop up entire mountains in one go! Join us and witness the epic battle between players trying to claim the spoon for themselves, all while dodging flying pigs and exploding chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where players can ride on the backs of giant turtles and race through lava-filled obstacle courses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and a lifetime supply of buttered popcorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the size of the spoon).

Honkai Minecraft SMP: Star Rail General

After the Sunset, Aglaea, Amphoreus, Character Banners, drip marketing, Eighth Dawn, general, Golden Epic, herta, Honkai, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, myriad celestia, No Break, No Dazzle, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Remembrance Trailblazer, Saga of Heroes, smp, special program, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools & Resources, Trailer, Version 2.7

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7747
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the adventures are as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for Version 2.7 “A New Venture on the Eighth Dawn” where you can embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and uncover hidden treasures. But that’s not all – we’ve got Golden Epic Trailer — “Amphoreus’ Saga of Heroes” where you can become a legendary hero, Rappa Trailer — “No Dazzle, No Break” where you can show off your sick dance moves, and Myriad Celestia — “After the Sunset” where you can chill and watch the sunset with your virtual friends.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got exclusive character banners like Acheron, Aventurine, Pela, and Sampo, along with Light Cone Banners like Nihility and Preservation. Plus, don’t miss out on our new drip marketing featuring The Herta, Aglaea, and Remembrance Trailblazer – because who doesn’t love a good drip?

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes for special gifts, tools, and resources to enhance your gameplay experience. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!