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Bug Off! – A Bite-Free Minecraft Server

BiteFree, Biting, biting insects, bug, control, disease prevention, eradication, health, humans, insect bites, insect control, insects, insects bites, insects management, Instinct, measures, Minecraft, Pest Control, Pest Management, Prevention, public health, Safety, Server, vector control

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6104
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Farms Harvested:	216	Dragon Eggs Found:	6666
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the bugs are as friendly as the players! Join us for a wild adventure filled with LOLZ and EPIC quests.

On our server, all insects that bite humans have been trained to give massages instead! Imagine getting a relaxing massage from a friendly mosquito while you mine for diamonds. It’s a game-changer, literally.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs boring old chicken nuggets when you can have diamond nuggets?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the bugs are your friends and the chickens are your jewelers. It’s a world like no other, and you won’t want to miss out!

KawaiiCraft: Where East Asian Men Can Look Feminine and Still Be Hetero

Appearance, asian, beauty standards, cultural norms, Diversity, east, East Asian, feminine, Femininity, gender, Gender Expression, hetero, heterosexual, Identity, KawaiiCraft, LGBTQ, Masculinity, Men, Perception, Race, Sexuality, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5474
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	New Chunks Explored:	348883
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Join our Minecraft server and find out why East Asian men can look really feminine but still seem heterosexual!

On our server, we have a secret potion called the “Fabulous Elixir” that only East Asian players can drink. This potion not only gives them a flawless complexion and silky hair, but also enhances their feminine features while maintaining their manly charm.

But beware, if players from other races try to drink the potion, they will turn into fabulous unicorns with rainbow sparkles shooting out of their eyes! So if you want to unlock the mystery of East Asian masculinity and femininity, join our server now and embark on a magical journey filled with glitter, rainbows, and fabulousness!

Trust Issues in Hololie: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, BETRAYAL, Deception, deception revealed, disbelief, dishonesty, disillusionment, distrust, doubting intentions, Fake, fake facade, fake relationships, Hololie, Issues, lack of trust, loss of faith, Minecraft, questioning motives, seeing through lies, skepticism, skepticism towards others, skepticism towards society, Trust, untrustworthy

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6804	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where trust is just a myth like unicorns and leprechauns in real life. We promise you a wild ride filled with betrayal, drama, and plot twists that even M. Night Shyamalan would be jealous of.

Join us if you’re tired of the boring, predictable servers out there. Here, you’ll never know who’s a friend or foe. Maybe that cute little llama you befriended is actually plotting to steal all your diamonds. Or perhaps that friendly enderman is secretly a spy for the creeper army.

So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy that goes all the way to the top of our server’s admin team. Just remember, in this world, trust is a luxury you can’t afford.

Crafty Scammy Mine

BETRAYAL, Crafty, Deception, dishonesty, fabsol, fraud, fraud prevention, gamer community, Gaming, online gaming, online safety, online scam, report scam, scam alert, Scammed, Scammy, shimmer, Terraria, trust issues, Victim, virtual currency, virtual theft

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3101
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Potions Brewed:	165
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join a community of players who have all been scammed by fabsol! Don’t worry, we have a support group for all victims of shimmer scams.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on a giant llama that shoots rainbow lasers from its eyes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can dig up enchanted diamonds that give you superpowers.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

Africa, Apartheid, Boot, Claim, Colonials, Ending Apartheid, Israel, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Natives, NECK, Peaceful Transfer of Power, Propaganda, Safe, Safety, serious question, Settler Colony, south africa, Transfer of Power., Trust, white people, white supremacist

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2581
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2244
Void Armor Forged:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have recreated the wild world of White Supremacist Colonials in Africa! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of claiming dominance over the natives and keeping your boot firmly on their necks. But wait, there’s more!

Our server features outrageous reasons to join, such as the natives being untrustworthy and the constant fear of White people not being safe if the boot is ever lifted. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out this dystopian fantasy!

And who could forget the insane stories that await you on our server? Witness the propaganda of settler colonies, the peaceful transfer of power in South Africa, and the burning question of why the same couldn’t happen in Israel. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on a journey unlike any other. Who knows what adventures and twists await you in this alternate reality!

Crafty Mahjong Madness – Join the MJG Server!

ABEMA, BA tourney, booru, Crafty, Document, forms, FRIDAY, Join, JST, M-League, madness, mahjong, Mahjong General, MJG, MONDAY, registration, repo, riichi, Server, sheet, spreadsheets, THURSDAY, tourney, TUESDAY

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7700
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Crops Grown:	8259	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me give you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are literally made of chocolate. That’s right, you can mine for delicious treats while also building your dream castle. – We have a secret underground village where villagers throw the craziest parties. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. – Our PvP arena is actually a giant maze filled with traps, puzzles, and hidden treasures. Can you survive and come out on top? – We have a pet dragon that guards our spawn point. Don’t worry, he’s friendly… most of the time. – We host weekly build competitions where the winner gets to ride a unicorn into battle. Yes, you read that right – a unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Bored of ‘r9k’? Come join our wacky Minecraft server!

#venting, 4chan, Abuse, Anonymity, attention seeking, attention-grabbing, boards, bored, Boring, Community, controversial, controversial opinions, controversial topics, Conversation, discussion, internet, Join, Minecraft, online culture, online forums, r9k, Server, social media, trolling, Wacky

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, this server is the answer to all your problems! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding llamas through fields of rainbow-colored diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough, how about skydiving from the moon onto a giant slime block trampoline?

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life!

CraftyFarts: Cheap & Cheeky Minecraft Shenanigans

action, Adventure, Anime, battle, Cheap, CHEEKY, CraftyFarts, Dio Brando, Drama, FANTASY, Filthy Acts, Hirohiko Araki, japanese manga, jojo’s bizarre adventure, Jotaro Kujo, Manga, Minecraft, popular series, power, Reasonable Price, Shenanigans, SHONEN, Stand User, Supernatural, Villain

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Zombie Dances:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Void Gems Collected:	32	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of llamas in tuxedos who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. They will guide you through the game with their sophisticated taste and impeccable manners.

– We have a secret underground disco party cave where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark creepers and funky music provided by DJ Enderman.

– Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just saddle up and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon-powered superhero.

– Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute, but don’t be fooled – they are deadly with their beaks and nunchucks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem of Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price!

YeehawCraft: The Wild West of Minecraft

America, american culture, American dream, American heritage, american history, american identity, American spirit, American values, Democracy, home of the brave, INDEPENDENCE, Land of opportunity, land of the free, Liberty, Minecraft, national pride, patriotism, red white and blue, stars and stripes, united states, Usa, West, Wild, YeehawCraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	197
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like the wild west of Minecraft! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of cows stampedes through your mine, knocking you off your feet. But don’t worry, those cows are just there to party! And speaking of parties, our server is known for its legendary disco parties in the Nether. Who knew Hell could be so lit?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our players have tamed all sorts of crazy creatures, from zombie pigs to creepers that do the Macarena.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). It’s like a blocky version of the Wild West, with cowboy hats and pumpkin spice lattes for everyone! Yeehaw!

RussianCraft: From Friendly Neighbors to Creeper-Stealing Bandits!

assimilation, Balkanites, bandits, Bars, Behavior, CreeperStealing, culture, Diversity, elitists, Etiquette, Food, foreigners, Friendly, hachiks, health, integration, Manners, neighbors, Obnoxious, restaurants, Rude, RussianCraft, russians, smoking, Stereotypes

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4006
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the tyranny of Russian food and smoking restrictions! Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from the Russian invaders who want to force-feed you borscht and make you quit smoking.

Don’t let those fake elitists and rude cunts get you down – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of being called a “hachik” by the Russians. Build castles, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle against those pesky invaders.

Join us now and show those Russians that we won’t be pushed around anymore! Who needs their manners when you have a creeper army at your command?