| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 3363 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4879 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 52 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6572 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 7806 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 479 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days. From building epic structures to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! We have exclusive content like 3D debuts, debut performances, and even unarchived Twitter spaces that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
And if you’re a fan of music, we’ve got you covered with a playlist of all the covers and songs our talented players have released. Plus, don’t forget to check out our merch store for some epic swag.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 5715 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 3300 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 155 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Join us for a chance to ride minecart cable cars up and down the steep hills, visit the pixelated Golden Gate Bridge, and even explore a replica of Alcatraz prison (but don’t worry, there are no real prisoners…we think).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours!
So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our virtual San Francisco!
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 7435 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 17 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
We promise not to judge you for splurging on a steam deck, even if it means walking everywhere because you’re broke from paying your mom’s bills. Our community is all about supporting each other, even if it means sacrificing gas money for virtual adventures.
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over spending habits. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 8073 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 128 |
Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where stepbrother crushes are a thing of the past. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stepbrother crushes once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 3269 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9629 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 45373 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 |
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 9026 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether realm. But beware, for the server is also home to the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot.
And ladies, if you think you can handle the madness, then come on down and show us what you’ve got! Who knows, you might just become the queen of the server and earn the title of “Minecraft Goddess”.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of WTF moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 7185 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 186 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN MISSILES AND ZOMBIES THAT FIGHT LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A BLOCKY WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN A WORLD WHERE UKRAINE IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES!
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 7943 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 3068 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 84 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
