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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 5987 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (because why not?), and a petting zoo with creepers and skeletons as the main attractions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the Fountain of Youth, where you can reverse the effects of aging and become a Minecraft Benjamin Button.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner senior citizen in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Who says getting older has to be boring?