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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 1373 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
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