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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 6647 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
Dimension Hops: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant talking potato named Spud, who only speaks in puns and dad jokes. He’s like the ultimate protector of our realm, keeping us safe from creepers and griefers alike.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Yeah, you heard me right, TNT roller coaster. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.
So come on, bro, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, Spud promised to share his secret stash of cookies with anyone who joins. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic adventure? Let’s goooooo! 🥔🍪🎢