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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

aggression, Analysts, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, Defense, Dysfunctional, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, military command, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, political turmoil, putin, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Struggle, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	232
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7871
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

so like, u know how russia is like, having a tough time with ukraine and stuff? well, that’s cuz their military command is like, all messed up and stuff. like, they can’t even figure out which way is up, ya know?

but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than russia and ukraine, like, seriously. our admins are like, top-notch strategists who will lead u to victory, no matter how dysfunctional u are.

plus, we got this secret weapon called the “potato cannon” that can shoot potatoes at ur enemies. yeah, u heard me right. potatoes. it’s like, the ultimate weapon of mass destruction in the minecraft world.

so come on over and join the fun! let’s show russia and ukraine how it’s really done in the world of minecraft. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure.

CheekyChechnyaCraft

Chechnya, CheekyChechnyaCraft, commend, Conflict, Diplomacy, Government, international relations, Invincible, leader, Military, Politics, power, praise, putin, russia, SECURITY, Speech, strength, Surprise, trip, Visit

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Void Armor Forged:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself has commended us for being invincible like russia! we have secret bases hidden in the mountains of chechnya where you can battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. our server is so awesome that even putin himself wants to join in on the fun. so what are you waiting for? come join us and show off your skills in the most epic minecraft server ever!

LOTRCraft NZ Dreamin’ Server

behind the scenes, cinematic history, Dreamin, fantasy films, film enthusiasts, film production, filming locations, iconic movies, iconic scenes, j.r.r. tolkien, lord of the rings, LOTRCraft, middle earth, movie buffs, movie filming, movie history, movie landmarks, movie locations, movie magic, movie trivia, new zealand, Peter Jackson, Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

join this epic minecraft server where we recreate the entire lord of the rings world but with a twist! instead of fighting orcs and goblins, you’ll be battling giant chickens and evil bunnies!

imagine riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or building your own hobbit hole with a secret entrance that leads to a treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds.

our server is so immersive, you’ll swear you can hear the sound of orcs chanting in the distance, only to realize it’s just someone playing despacito on their jukebox.

come join us and experience the magic and madness of middle earth like never before. plus, we have free cake every friday! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

SageCraft: Ageless Adventures

Adventures, age, ageless, chemotherapy, Healthspan, Longevity, natural extract, polyphenol-rich, SAGECraft, Salvia haenkei, Senescence

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	868441	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchantments Applied:	181	Mines Excavated:	2911
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

so, like, if u wanna live forever and be, like, super healthy and stuff, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz we got dis crazy extract from some plant called Salvia haenkei that will, like, make u live foreva and be super strong and stuff. like, forget about aging and all dat, just join dis server and u will be immortal, bro. plus, u can build cool stuff and hang out with other immortal peeps. so, like, why wait? join now and live forever, dude!

Blocky Bae’s Minecraft Server

Baes, blocky, double standards, empowerment, enjoyment, feminism, Gender Roles, Intimacy, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, negative hormones, patriarchal beliefs, Pleasure, sacrifice, self worth, Server, sex, sexual satisfaction, societal expectations, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, whore moans, WOMAN

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience like no other! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond their wildest dreams. But here’s the catch – the treasure was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas who only moved to the rhythm of disco music!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical potion that turns players into flying pigs who can soar through the skies and rain down bacon on unsuspecting mobs. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic dance battles using only their best block-building moves.

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs sanity when you can have this much fun? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8345
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Villages Defended:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and questionable decision-making.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a chicken wearing a top hat. Don’t ask questions, just go with it. Next thing you know, you’re in a heated dance battle with a group of creepers who have surprisingly good rhythm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava pits and giant slime blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you participate in llama parades, dance battles with creepers, and ride an underground roller coaster all in one day? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. Join now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

DadBanned Minecraft Server

communication breakdown, cultural norms, DadBanned, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, financial independence, generational differences, Inheritance, Minecraft, office etiquette, parental approval, parental favoritism, professional boundaries, Resentment, Server, sibling communication, sibling rivalry, traditional values, workplace boundaries, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchantments Applied:	57
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Love Letters Sent:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world where you can build your own empire? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and creativity!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream hospital without any pesky VIP patients making inappropriate remarks. Create your own school where the principal is always retired and the students actually listen. And don’t worry about inheritance drama, because on our server, everyone gets their fair share of diamonds!

Join now and experience a world where you can kick out anyone who tries to crash your company fest, where in-laws are always invited and parents are always blocked on WhatsApp. Build your own family of blocky characters and show them who’s boss in this crazy, drama-free Minecraft server!

FakeMom’s Bday Bash – No Regrets

Bash, BDay, Birthday Party, Boundaries, Communication, fake behavior, fake friend, fake people, fake relationships, FakeMoms, family dynamics, friendship, god daughter, Honesty, loyalty, party etiquette, regrets, relationships, Respect, RSVP, social etiquette, step-daughter, Time management, Trust

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	600
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Our server is like a breath of fresh air compared to dealing with fake friends like the ones in this story.

Join our server and leave all the fake drama behind. We promise that none of our players will ever RSVP to your events and then ghost you, or invite your ex to a party without your consent. Plus, we guarantee that our players will actually show up to your birthday parties!

Don’t waste your time with fake friends, join our Minecraft server and game on in peace. Who needs drama when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? See you in the game!

BlockyDateNight

BlockyDateNight, Chick Flicks, cinematic love stories, classic movies, comedy, Date Night Movies, Drama, feel-good films, films for couples, foreign films, heartwarming films, Indie Films, love stories, modern romance, movie night, must-watch movies, relationship movies, Romantic adventures, romantic classics, romantic comedies, timeless classics

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4460
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Buildings Constructed:	45	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old movie nights with your significant other? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for a romantic movie date night! Imagine snuggling up with your boo while watching the latest block-buster hit on our virtual big screen. And if you get bored of the movie, you can always go on a virtual adventure together and slay some virtual dragons. Who needs Netflix and chill when you can have Minecraft and thrill? Join our server now for a movie night experience like no other!

BorderWars Minecraft Server

border security, BorderWars, conflict escalation, defense tactics, eastern europe, international relations, Kursk incursion, military conflict, military defense, military incompetence, military intelligence, military invasion, military leadership, Military operations, military strategy, military weaknesses, Minecraft, Russian general, security breach, Server, Ukraine, weakened border defenses, WSJ reports

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4327
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	511289
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Towns Built:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian generals weakening border defenses for epic incursions like ukraine and kursk!!! WSJ reports all the craziness happening on our server, so you know it’s legit. join now for a wild ride filled with chaos and destruction, just like a russian general on the battlefield. let’s goooooo!!!