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| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 8252 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party every night. The admins are actually aliens from outer space who communicate through interpretive dance. And the best part is, the currency on the server is actually chocolate bars, so you can trade for diamonds with a Kit Kat! Plus, we have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. So come join us and let’s make some wacky memories together!
Also, I’m listening to the Minecraft parody of “Despacito” on repeat, it’s fire 🔥🔥🔥.
Aphmau, also known as Jess or 
